Thought Screen Helmet

The Grassy Knoll Institute has uncovered a sinister plot against humanity. Orchestrated by an evil race of aliens with delusions of world domination by controlling the thoughts and actions of people through telepathic communication. For many people, the Thought Screen Helmet is the only defense against these aliens as the helmet scrambles the telepathic signal sent from the aliens and breaks the link. This is dedicated to those brave people wearing the helmets and fighting the good fight.

Thought Screen Helmet Ground Zero Patient 
Empirical Proof Aliens Control Government

A Thought Screen Helmet Haiku
Alien Abduction In Progress
NFL Lockout Contributed To Alien Influence
Eliminate Alien Anal Probes
Charlie Sheen Is Immune To Telepathic Aliens

Thought Screen Helmet Aliens Sexual Intentions
Thought Screen Helmets For Your Pets
Unknown Thought Screen Helmet Wearer 
Thought Screen Helmet Listening Device
On The Fifth Day Of Christmas

Original Thought Screen Helmet Wearers
Thought Screen Helmet Leaders – Stark Naked
A Horse Is A Horse Of Course Of Course
William Shatner Abducted By Aliens
Thought Screen Helmet Wearers On The Go

Stop Alien Abductions Telethon 
Thought Screen Helmet Suit 
Consequences Not Wearing Your Thought Screen Helmet 
Pamela Anderson’s Thought Screen Helmet Companion 
Thought Screen Helmet Inaugural Ball Fittings

State Highway Patrol Thought Control Helmet  
Thought Screen Helmet – Pumpkin Head 
Improperly Designed Thought Screen Helmet 
Designer Thought Screen Helmets For Sale
Thought Screen Helmet Clever Disguises

Thought Screen Helmet Hair
England Is Quite Aware Of Thought Screen Helmets
Jack Black And Thought Screen Helmets  
Are We Not Men – We Are Abductee’s
Free From Thought Screen Helmet Aliens  

New And Improved Thought Screen Helmet For Women  
Thought Screen Helmet Face Shield
Thought Screen Helmet Safe Sex Helmet
Thought Screen Helmet Death
Effects When You Stop Wearing Your Thought Screen Helmet

Thought Screen Helmet Test Pattern Control
Thought Screen Helmet President Speaks
Put A Helmet On That Soldier
President Bush Under Alien Control
Rocker Rod Stewart Thinks He’s Sexy

Thought Screen Helmet Analysis - Origin

LURKING, TIN FOIL HAT IN PLACE ON THE GRASSY KNOLL