10/08/2007

Rod Stewart Wears Thought Screen Helmet

Rod Stewart Fights Alien Abductions By Wearing Thought Screen Helmet

English rocker Rod Stewart is convinced that aliens are contacting him and possibly controlling his very life and his lyrics are proof in the pudding.

The Grassy Knoll Institute offers the tune, 'Do Ya Think I'm Sexy', one of Rod's major hits in the 1970's as proof. Did Stewart compose this song to secretly warn humanity that aliens are controlling humans and that the thought screen helmet is the only defense. You be the judge.


Sugar, sugarShe sits alone waiting for suggestions
He's so nervous avoiding all the questions
His lips are dry, her heart is gently pounding
Don't you just know exactly what they're thinking
If you want my body and you think I'm sexy
come on sugar let me know.
If you really need me just reach out and touch me
come on honey tell me so
Tell me so baby



LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

2 comments:

  1. Previous comments...

    Gumby - Posted 8/7/2007
    This certainly explains a lot. I see Rod had made some modifications to the thought screen helmet.

    Cat4140 - Posted 8/7/2007
    That rocks. Rod Stewart certainly has a claim that aliens are controlling his career.

    Andrew - Posted 8/8/2007
    The same could be said about Vanilla Ice. What was he thinking man? Certainly, aliens had a part of his failing career.

    kim - Posted 8/9/2007
    No, I don't think he's sexy.

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  2. how to get new life out of an old lampshade...cool

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