1/02/2008

Thought Screen Helmet Death

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An evil alien race controlling local citizens minds through telepathy strike once again.

These two men barely had enough time to don their helmets before the aliens struck. Johnny, the man wearing the shiny metal thought screen helmet was quoted saying, "Thank god for the magical properties of velostat." (Velostat is a 3M fabric said to possess special magnetic properties that shield telepathic thought waves from aliens.)

Sadly, several seconds after this photo was taken, Johnny's head exploded from the pressure generated from the aliens attempting to penetrate Johnny's cranium.

The funeral is Saturday.

LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
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5 comments:

  1. Gumby1/02/2008 6:14 PM

    It looks like Johnnys eyes are ready to pop out of his head. Like that one lady on David Letterman who could make her eyes bug out of her head.
    Johnny has a nice look though.

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  2. Chica1/02/2008 7:32 PM

    May he rest in peace. Amen.

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  3. Max Jackl1/03/2008 3:29 AM

    Alas, Johnny is now among the walking zombie consortium controlled by thought stealing aliens.
    You may know them by another name. The U.S. Congress.

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  4. Evil-Lep1/03/2008 6:57 AM

    Hey look, it's a scanners remake. The one where the guys veins in his forhead move and then people's heads explode.

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  5. Jeannie201/04/2008 8:26 PM

    This section is hilarious. More, more, I want more.
    The way you described the photo, seconds later and he exploded, looking at his eyes bugging out and gritting his teeth trying to hold it all in all the while wearing his helmet. More please.

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