Grassy Knoll Institute scientists believe that Mr. Black, even though he wears his thought screen helmet, has constructed a flawed helmet allowing aliens to access Mr. Black's mind forcing him to make bad career choices.
This goes a long way in explaining the movie choices of
Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny and Nacho Libre.
Make sure you go his new movie, Kung Fu Panda, in theater's now.
LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
that explains everything!!
ReplyDeleteYou can add School Of Rock.
ReplyDeleteAnd the circus has returned. Thought screeners aren't clowning around anymore as they attack one of Hollywood's brightest stars.
ReplyDeleteAlmost got through typing this without laughing.
Quit clowning around. Aliens controlling Hollywood is a serious issue to all of mankind.
ReplyDeleteThe thought screen helmet society should check Britney Spears.
I will hear not a word against my man Jack! Tenacious D is the most awesome awesomeness the world has ever experienced; it's like a universal multiple orgasm of rock godhead bursting in glorious, unending fountains of divine musicality and wicked guitar licks.
ReplyDeletePoopie on you.
I sense a tiny little crush on Jackie Black.
ReplyDeleteJack obviously also needs some LINQSTAT... and a workshop to make helmets for him. He can get it at CAPLINQ.com
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