7/02/2009

Thought Screen Helmet Wearers On The Go

Hello, Yes, Is This Gary Busey
Thought Screen Helmet wearers have a new choice to the shut in lives they now lead thanks to the newly designed Though Screen Helmet phone. (Many citizens must wear a thought screen helmet to prevent being abducted by telepathic aliens linked to them)

Manufactured at the secret laboratory of the Grassy Knoll Institute, this new and improved thought screen helmet allows wearers to freely go where no thought screen helmeter has gone before. (With no roaming charges with a two year activation plan)

A new formula comprised of a clear coat velostat polymer allows the helmet to stay cool in the summer and let the sunshine in. It also doubles as a handy phone booth. (Twenty five cents for local calls)

Now In reputable stores where anti alien abduction technology is sold. See us at the Comic Con in San Diego this July.





LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

5 comments:

  1. Hello operator, give me number nine.

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  2. LMAO. For the abductees on the go.

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  3. Craig Of the Avenue7/10/2009 8:30 AM

    LMAO. You should really market this as some poor saps out there think they need it.

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  4. LOL. ARE THEY STILL AT THIS? WHEN WILL THEY LEARN.

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  5. The trend is frightening escalating. Someone must stop these evil aliens.

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