11/06/2009

Original Thought Screen Helmet Wearers

Protection Against Telepathic Aliens - Not Rulers
The Grassy Knoll Institute has long suspected that Catholic nuns were the original target of the evil race of aliens stealing and controlling our very thoughts. The aliens plan was to control the nuns that teach and shape the children of the world and make the nuns cruel and abusive to the children.

However, due to a unique Catholic nun habit design, (The ergonomic curve of the habit bounces back the telepathic waves) the evil aliens telepathic rays become erratic and interrupted leaving the nuns non-influenced in any way by the aliens.

If this is true, then what excuse do the Nuns have now!!
Disclaimer: It is not a known fact if Catholic nuns habits are lined with velostat material or not.



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6 comments:

  1. vive4211/06/2009 6:33 AM

    It's so obvious, now. The only think I'm wondering is if the aliens were actually some sort of galactic CPS, and the nuns were attempting to get around their court orders. You gotta think, see?

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  2. Learning To Type11/06/2009 7:27 AM

    But its a hat not a helmet. All those peopel wearing the helmet could fashion a hat instead of a heavy helmet.

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  3. LOTGK11/07/2009 4:45 AM

    Interesting concept about the nuns being willing participants in the beginning, but the question remains, what is their excuse now? :D

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  4. LOTGK11/07/2009 4:50 AM

    Yes, some wear thought screen hats but alas, they are the ones who get abducted.

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  5. Opie11/08/2009 7:05 PM

    I'd do her. Chrisy, I'm going to hell for that.

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  6. LOTGK11/10/2009 8:21 AM

    Then you would certainly see her there. :D

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