tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-58948232024-03-16T19:30:48.608-04:00Grassy Knoll InstituteHome of the 99 cent conspiracy theory and powered by a really good tasting corned beef sandwich. And quit calling me Shirley.LOTGKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02333368746955869177noreply@blogger.comBlogger1145125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5894823.post-13468855598556624412024-03-03T14:57:00.003-05:002024-03-03T17:08:39.070-05:00Its So Nice To Be Insane So, just the other day I had a hankering, (is hankering even a word anymore?) for some sugar cookies. Classic Bakery on Route 224 was my answer, and my destination. The bear claws are to die for as well as the other assorted cake, cookies, and novelty items on display. But this time, I wanted cookies. I selected the red heart shaped cookies with sentimental sayings written on the icingLOTGKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02333368746955869177noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5894823.post-90932738978604661642024-02-24T20:17:00.000-05:002024-02-24T20:17:09.402-05:00Gunning For Sofa BedsThe summer of 1978. I can almost remember it. The year I graduated high school. Wait, that was 46 years ago. Hells bells. I'm old. Real old. I had just graduated high school and was just beginning to enjoy my vacation. I had so many things planned. I was going to do the old Jack Kerouac thing and hitch across country until I reached the West Coast. I read the book, On The Road, and it seemedLOTGKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02333368746955869177noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5894823.post-87066242634575910182024-02-03T14:40:00.001-05:002024-02-03T14:49:29.378-05:00Scarsellas Meatballs And Penne Dinner So yes, it has been a long while since I posted any Blue Plate Specials updates on the Grassy Knoll Institute. Hell, its been a long time since I posted any updates. However, the wait is over. I have in store over 100 restaurants and fast food joints to update plus hundreds, yes, hundreds more updates from every Grassy Knoll Institute categories. I might even toss in an iron throne post or LOTGKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02333368746955869177noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5894823.post-757344728771114342023-11-01T14:00:00.000-04:002023-11-01T14:00:34.006-04:00Is It November AlreadyOnly 364 more days until Halloween... To soon... Yea, thought so.One thing I thought I would see last night but did not. Ken and Barbie Halloween costumes while the kids were out trick or treating. Not one Ken, not one Barbie. To be real, there were plenty of kids out collecting candy. That made me feel good. The hours were 5:30pm to 7:30pm unlike in years past when it was 5-7pm. LOTGKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02333368746955869177noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5894823.post-40425960040168179112023-10-31T22:36:00.002-04:002023-10-31T22:36:41.447-04:00Halloween Treats Famous To All Happy Halloween to everyone reading my humble blog. And even those who don't read the blog. One day you will though. Trust me. Anyway, enjoy some Halloween peeps. Eat all six. I will talk to all of you tomorrow to update where the blog is heading. Trust me, and believe me, I will be adding many posts in November and every month from now on. Happy HalloweenBack To LOTGKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02333368746955869177noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5894823.post-3958503804593010962023-10-31T22:26:00.002-04:002023-10-31T22:26:34.852-04:00Best Halloween Yard Display 2023 In all my travels in the neighborhood the past two months checking out Halloween displays I came upon many displays. Some were good. Some fantastic. But none better than the picture above.This yard display had at least 8 figures with some standing 12 and 14 feet high. And all of them illuminated for the evening viewers to take in as they passed by in the car or walking by.&LOTGKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02333368746955869177noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5894823.post-9812210045462753622023-10-31T22:13:00.000-04:002023-10-31T22:13:04.143-04:00Real Or Fake Halloween Prop So I was at the Canfield Fair back in late August visiting all the tents and I happened upon this tent. They were displaying props and scare item for the upcoming Halloween Canfield Scare grounds events that happened in late September and October. Do you see the figure of the girl in the background? As I approached closer the girl was not moving. Not a single movement. I was now LOTGKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02333368746955869177noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5894823.post-74121117000650502132023-10-31T14:11:00.001-04:002023-10-31T22:43:04.967-04:00White Oak Cemetery GatlinburgI have been travelling to Gatlinburg, Tennessee for the past 40 years or so. Every time I return, the area transforms itself into a more elaborate tourist area. (See, I did not use the word Trap.)
Little did I know that in all this time roaming the streets packed with superb restaurants, thrill rides, including steel roller coasters, escape rooms, and countless stores to shop in, I LOTGKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02333368746955869177noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5894823.post-49091296749528447132023-10-30T15:03:00.001-04:002023-10-30T15:03:09.707-04:00Happy Birthday Mister Web Owner Happy Halloween Mister Web Owner to you,Happy Halloween Mister Web Owner to you, Happy Halloween to you. Happy HalloweenBack To Halloween Dark Zone ArchivesLURKING, IN THE SHADOWS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLLLOTGKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02333368746955869177noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5894823.post-20522719446635416942023-10-08T15:41:00.001-04:002023-10-08T15:41:53.451-04:00Thor And Doctor Jones Hammer & WhipOh, Indy. Oh, IndyThe skies are so windyIs that a flying man with a killer bod?Wait!That's no man, it's a Norse God!Thunder clapped as ThorRaised his mighty hammerIndy rapped, 'That's one bad mamma-jamma'Thor and Dr. JonesThor and Dr. JonesOne plays with lightningThe other plays with bonesThor and Dr. JonesThor and Dr. JonesOne runs from LokiThe other runs from stonesWe areLOTGKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02333368746955869177noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5894823.post-21170370487809502802022-10-31T22:08:00.000-04:002022-10-31T22:08:00.067-04:00Getting Back To Where I Once Belong Unreal isn't it. Halloween, with such a buildup, (Over at least two months worth) and there hasn't been any real talk about the Stranger Things Halloween prop that held the media by storm. You know the prop, where the child is floating above the ground in front of the yard. Yes floating. Suspended in the air. With no wires, props, nothing holding her up. The media asked the owner of the LOTGKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02333368746955869177noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5894823.post-84258872697851056962022-10-30T22:26:00.003-04:002022-10-30T22:27:45.311-04:00Multi Pass From The Fifth ElementHey, I know that this movie is almost as old as the hills, (But the hills have eyes you know)However, the Fifth Element still has the magic, and the sex, and the science fiction, and the humor of most features being cranked out the last ten years. Earth, wind, fire, and rain. Who knew! Who knew!Happy HalloweenBack To Halloween Dark Zone ArchivesLURKING, IN THE SHADOWS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLLLOTGKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02333368746955869177noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5894823.post-14230648296928947122022-10-30T22:15:00.003-04:002022-10-30T22:15:58.850-04:00Guardian Angels Trick Or Treat Welcome to October 31st, Halloween night, where even guardian angels come down from Heaven and partake in a little devilish trick or treating. One Grassy Knoll Institute scientist claims that the third angel on the right is none other than Kendall Jenner. Either way, have a good evening.Happy HalloweenBack To Halloween Dark Zone ArchivesLURKING, IN THE SHADOWS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLLLOTGKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02333368746955869177noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5894823.post-87127664764117941852022-10-30T22:15:00.001-04:002022-10-30T22:15:17.004-04:00Trick House 4 Halloween In my travels this fall, especially during the month of October, I spied some very cool haunted houses set up for Halloween. Such as the one above. Not only does it have a 12 foot skeleton that lights up, also a 12 foot lighted demon but also a giant werewolf, a flying witch, and a dragon. And oh yea, the witch speaks, as it tries to invite you into her space. The skeleton moans, LOTGKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02333368746955869177noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5894823.post-21413481559994930782022-10-30T22:14:00.002-04:002022-10-30T22:14:35.430-04:00Best Halloween Witch Costume
Hey, Halloween is here. Its time to get off your butt and enjoy all the new wave costumes on display tonight. As 5 pm rolls around tonight, keep a keen eye out for the sexiest witch. (Oh. wait, we already have her listed above.) Unless you can can find a better version. Happy HalloweenBack To Halloween Dark Zone ArchivesLURKING, IN THE SHADOWS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLLLOTGKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02333368746955869177noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5894823.post-15207582617885266432022-10-30T22:13:00.001-04:002022-10-30T22:13:54.012-04:00I Forgot To Buy Candy For Trick Or TreatDon't panic folks. Sometimes, as we plan and prepare for an upcoming event such as trick or treat during Halloween, sometimes, we forget one of the most important items. What item may be missed to buy? CANDY!!!Again, please do not panic. Merely stop by your local Walmart, Sams Club, or other supermarket giant and secure your candy for the horde of children knocking on your front door tonightLOTGKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02333368746955869177noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5894823.post-58258873273322532312022-10-30T10:58:00.001-04:002022-10-30T11:05:11.218-04:00Welcome Back My Friends “Welcome back my friends to the show that never endsWe’re so glad you could attendCome inside! Come inside!There behind a glass is a real blade of grassbe careful as you pass.Move along! Move along!I am so glad you are able to attend the 2022 Halloween Dark Zone Our Grassy Knoll Institute rocket scientists have plenty of tricks and treats. We aim to endeavor to scare the LOTGKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02333368746955869177noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5894823.post-19402996147633363482021-11-22T14:44:00.003-05:002021-11-22T14:44:35.477-05:00November 22nd 2021 Fifty eight years ago day, at 12:30pm, in Texas, John Fitzgerald Kennedy, our 35th president of The United States, was gunned down and assassinated by Lee Harvey Oswald. I will always remember. I will always inform people who may perceive this as nothing more than a past event of history. These people are wrong.Our government has thousands of documents of the Warren commission still sealed.LOTGKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02333368746955869177noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5894823.post-58781506787486266132021-11-02T14:12:00.003-04:002021-11-02T15:50:12.091-04:00Waving Goodbye To 2021 Halloween Just me and several of my friends hanging out in the yard on Halloween evening.Hey, at least we are waving at you....Wow, Halloween is done and over with. With such a buildup you would think it would last for at least more than one day.? Anyway....Once again, we had another fantastic Halloween season. I added several more posts this year than in the past several years. I told you all ILOTGKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02333368746955869177noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5894823.post-2298457741350095032021-11-02T14:05:00.001-04:002021-11-02T14:05:16.701-04:00Covid 19 Strikes Again Not only did she kiss a girl and like it, Not only did she sing about loving fireworks, But Katy Perry went trick or treating in full armor to combat the Covid 19 'Cause, baby, you're a fireworkCome on, show 'em what you're worthMake 'em go, "Oh, oh, oh"As you shoot across the skyHappy HalloweenBack To Halloween Dark Zone ArchivesLURKING, IN THE SHADOWS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLLLOTGKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02333368746955869177noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5894823.post-74449828202330718832021-11-02T13:59:00.007-04:002021-11-02T13:59:57.489-04:00Twilight Zone Beauty As Rod Serling stated during his Twilight Zone sage, Submitted for your approval.And, as he said, beauty is indeed in the eye of the beholder. (BTW, who is the picture above of?)Happy HalloweenBack To Halloween Dark Zone ArchivesLURKING, IN THE SHADOWS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLLLOTGKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02333368746955869177noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5894823.post-48756783103247906052021-11-02T13:55:00.003-04:002021-11-02T13:55:52.750-04:00Mysterious Mansion Gatlinburg Keeping in the haunted attraction mode:Mysterious Mansion located on River Road is also a fine and haunted house. Patty and I loved it. I will say there are secret rooms. I will not disclose where in the haunt they are. However, one of them, well, you will certainly scream when you enter.When in Gatlinburg, please visit Mysterious Mansion. They need the bodies....Happy HalloweenBack To LOTGKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02333368746955869177noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5894823.post-52866415776459568362021-11-02T13:49:00.002-04:002021-11-02T13:49:25.970-04:00Ripleys Haunted Attraction Looks Closed Just visited Gatlinburg last month and toured the city area. Usually Ripley's Haunted Adventure has life to its business. Most often people are gathered outside and seated on the park benches watching the craziness that happens there. Alas, this time, I was the only one seated on the park bench. No people really stopped by to investigate. In fact, there were zero employees at the LOTGKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02333368746955869177noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5894823.post-53213613678784900162021-11-02T13:40:00.003-04:002021-11-02T13:40:24.298-04:00Kiss My Ass CovidOf course Covid 19 reared itself this season. All we have to say is....KISS MY ASS COVID!!!Happy HalloweenBack To Halloween Dark Zone ArchivesLURKING, IN THE SHADOWS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL LOTGKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02333368746955869177noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5894823.post-12262035671698550822021-11-02T13:36:00.001-04:002021-11-02T13:36:24.490-04:00Scary Good Eats Eddie's Grill I know, I know, I know!!! Eddie's Grill is closed for the season. However, they have the best cheeseburgers and hot dogs anywhere. Yes, anywhere!And Eddie's opens Mothers Day weekend on Geneva On The Lake. I will be there, come and say hello. Perhaps I will buy you lunch.Happy HalloweenBack To Halloween Dark Zone ArchivesLURKING, IN THE SHADOWS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLLLOTGKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02333368746955869177noreply@blogger.com1