just a reminder to all the St. Patrick's Day party goers getting your green on. When your night, or morning is complete, be sure to use your designated driver to safely get yourself home. We suggest using Irish Uber Drivers.
Not that I am counting, (Well, yes, yes I am counting) but there are only five days until St. Patrick's Day. For your own knowledge to secure your safety this holiday weekend, Ireland has many spiritual beings also known as fairies. Everyone knows the Leprechaun and his pot of gold and be warned not to steal his gold. Or the Banshee that where if you hear her wailing cry in the night you are doomed for all eternity.
There are other mythical creatures existing in Ireland such as the Dullahan, Grogoch, The Pooka, and the Changeling. None of which one wants to encounter. Except for one fairy known as the Nigri. Google the Nigri and you will be smitten for life. Would I ever lie to you?
Ireland's rocky coast.
Irish folklore is full of mystical beings but none are more captivating than the rarely seen Irish Sirens. The sirens song would lure fishermen to the rocks and shipwreck their boats.
Did you happen to know that St. Patrick did not wear the color green while converting the Celtic Pagans to christianity? Seriously, he wore the color blue. In 12 days millions upon millions of people will be celebrating St. Patricks Day wearing green clothing. Just thought I'd enlighten you to this fact.
And oh yea, Saint Patrick Blue is the offical color of Ireland.
29 year old Emma Stone, born and raised in Scottsdale, AZ, is our current SciFi sexy Siren for starring in the movies The Amazing Spiderman and its sequel, and of course playing zombie survivor Wichita in the classic film Zombieland.
Sidenote: Emma Stone is a natural blonde. She dyes her hair red for acting roles.
There you have it. Enjoy!
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To kick off the St. Patrick's Day festivities, the Grassy Knoll Institute presents Instagram star, Miss Tina Louise. Naturally, Ms. Louise has donned her St. Patricks Day bikini and of course her Irish Jeep Wrangler. (BTW, click her link for amazing photo's and entertainment) The Grassy Knoll Institute will reveal sexy red-headed Irish women, sexy green bikini's, some Irish humor, (Humour) Irish myths, Irish folklore, and Irish food in the days leading up to the feast of St. Patrick.
By the time you wake up at 5am on St. Patrick's day to partake in the ritual of consuming green eggs, green ham, and plenty of green beer, you will be stocked with all the Irish heritage knowledge you will need to get you through the day.
Happy St. Patricks Day 2017 from all of us at the Grassy Knoll Institute.
Please remember to tip your waitress (And not to take any wooden nickels is not a tip) and be respectful towards these hard working women. After all, they are working while we are enjoying the St. Patricks Day festivities.
The Grassy Knoll Institute wishes everyone a safe and fun filled St. Patrick's Day and hopes all your barmaids look like Shannon tonight.(They will after 2am anyway)
Please use your designated driver when returning home or travelling from pub to pub.
Winner of the 2017 Grassy Knoll Institute Best Irish Green Bikini is none other than the sensation from down under, Elyse Knowles. Check out Ms. Knowles Instagram page for her amazing modeling shoots and her candid behind the scenes pictures.
Planning a trip to Ireland. Let the Grassy Knoll Institute offer up a travel tip for you. Ireland has some very unique weather patterns. On any given day the morning may begin with sunshine and warmth but can change in an instant to rain and overcast skies. Be prepared for weather changes.
Visit Megan Thomas at her instagram page for more weather alerts and pictures.
You are in for a rare treat today Grassy Knoll Institute fans. Today we have a two category update for Sci-Fi Sexy Sirens and St. Patricks Day categories. (Usually you have to pay double for that kind of action if you know what I mean)
First for the St. Patricks Day category: Gorgeous 29 year old Karen Gillan is the very tall (5 foot 11 inches) winner of the sexiest redhead for 2017. The black leather catsuit and provocative pose helped things along quite nicely.
Secondly, Karen Killan lands a spot on the Sexy Sirens page for multiple reasons. Karen was the companion for several season on the hit BBC television series Doctor Who? As if that was not enough, Karen appeared in the movie remake, Jumanji, and starred in The Circle, Oculus, and Guardians Of The Galaxy 2. She is also currently filming Avengers Infinity Wars.
Don't you just love the Irish and how and they speak. Especially the acent and the way words just roll off their tongue.
Well, the Grassy Knoll Institute has devised a lesson to teach anyone how to speak in an Irish accent.
It is very simple, just follow the steps below. Begin with saying the four words below with a slight pause between each word. This will allow your brain to adjust the signals it will send to your tongue. After repeating the four words twice, you can now pick up your pace saying the words faster and faster. You will be speaking with an Irish accent in no time at all. Whale Oil Beef Hooked
So Gumby emails me about a dream he had the other night and requests that I post his dream sequence and for me to interpret just what the dream sequence meant.
In Gumby's dream he found himself in Chicago on St. Patricks Day. Apparently Gumby is a well respected photographer and was hired to do a photo shoot of famous personalities on the social media platform InstaGram. As Gumby is setting up his lighting and camera equipment in walks Abigail Ratchford and introduces herself to Gumby. Abigail strips down to her first clothing change and steps in front of the camera.
Anyway, the dream did not go any farther as Gumby woke up.
My interpretation o this dream is simple. With great boobs comes great responsibility.
The Zombie Apocalypse Begins Today!
It has been established that persons who have recently become inebriated have become the life of the party and committing acts of fornication.
A widespread investigation of bars, taverns, pubs, and popular social clubs has concluded that the inebriated party goers have been reappearing and seeking human companionship. It's hard for us here to be reporting this to you, but it does seem to be a fact.