Showing posts with label STP. Show all posts
Showing posts with label STP. Show all posts

3/17/2020

St. Patricks Day Waitress 2020



Happy St. Patricks Day 2020 from all of us at the Grassy Knoll Institute. 


Please remember to tip your waitress and be respectful towards these hard working women. After all, they are working while we are enjoying the St. Patrick's Day festivities. 

The Grassy Knoll Institute wishes everyone a safe and fun filled St. Patrick's Day and hopes all your barmaids look like Shannon tonight.(They will after 2am anyway)

Please use your designated driver when returning home or travelling from pub to pub.


Happy Saint Patrick's Day 2020



LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

An Oldie But An Important Message

An old Irish blessing suitable for many things....

May those who love us, love us;
And those who don’t love us,
May God turn their hearts.
But if God doesn’t turn their hearts,
May God turn their ankles.
So we’ll know them by their limping.


Happy Saint Patrick's Day 2020




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Ireland Winner Girl Scout Cookie Sales 2020


We cannot continue until we present the Winner of 2020 Ireland Girl Scout Cookie selling contest.

Happy Saint Patrick's Day 2020



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Best Irish Bikini 2020




Congratulations to Sara Underwood, Playboy Playmate of the year. Sara is the Grassy Knoll Institute winner of the best St. Patrick's Day Bikini

Happy Saint Patrick's Day 2020



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Best Leprechaun Saint Patricks Day 2020


Everyone know's Jessica. She is literally one in a million. Search for her Instagram. It will be well worth it.

Happy Saint Patrick's Day 2020



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Sexy Irish Redhead



Anything more enticing then a sexy redhead eating mint chip ice cream on St. Patrick's Day?
I didn't think so either.

Stay healthy, eat plenty of ice cream.

Happy Saint Patrick's Day 2020



LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

A Gaggle of Irish Redheads



For St. Patrick's Day, let us play a little Irish came we like to call Redheader.
The game is simple. Starting now, count how many red headed Irish women you see today. The winner received a huge prize.
I will start. I see a gaggle of Irish redheads celebrating St. Patrick's Day.
Methinks I have already won but I will wait until the lateness of the hour tonight.

Happy Saint Patrick's Day 2020



LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

I Said Good Day Sir




So much time and so little to do. Wait a minute. Strike that. Reverse it.

Good day to you all. Please have a fun and safe Saint Patrick's Day.

Check back today, there will be more updates, even some sexy ones.


Happy Saint Patrick's Day 2020



LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

3/18/2019

Tip Your Waittress

Please remember that many people have to put in a full day of work, or even longer on St. Patrick's Day. Want some good advice? Be sure to tip your waitress this evening.

Happy St. Patrick's Day

Happy Saint Patrick's Day 2019



LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

3/17/2019

Irish Uber Drivers



just a reminder to all the St. Patrick's Day party goers getting your green on. When your night, or morning is complete, be sure to use your designated driver to safely get yourself home. We suggest using Irish Uber Drivers.

You are welcome and Happy St. Patrick's Day

Happy Saint Patrick's Day 2019



LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

Boston Celtics Dance Squad


Boston Celtics Dance Squad.
if you are not a Celtics fan, you are now.
Enjoy!
Happy St. Patricks Day

Happy Saint Patrick's Day 2019



LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

3/12/2019

Saint Patricks Day Fairy Nigri



Not that I am counting, (Well, yes, yes I am counting) but there are only five days until St. Patrick's Day. For your own knowledge to secure your safety this holiday weekend, Ireland has many spiritual beings also known as fairies. Everyone knows the Leprechaun and his pot of gold and be warned not to steal his gold. Or the Banshee that where if you hear her wailing cry in the night you are doomed for all eternity.

There are other mythical creatures existing in Ireland such as the Dullahan, Grogoch, The Pooka, and the Changeling. None of which one wants to encounter. Except for one fairy known as the Nigri. Google the Nigri and you will be smitten for life. Would I ever lie to you?

Happy Saint Patrick's Day 2019



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3/19/2018

Day After Saint Patricks Day


The day after St. Patricks Day.
Hope everyone had a fantastic time.
See you all here next March for the 2019 St. Patricks Day festivities.



LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

3/16/2018

Rocky Coast Of Ireland


Ireland's rocky coast.
Irish folklore is full of mystical beings but none are more captivating than the rarely seen Irish Sirens. The sirens song would lure fishermen to the rocks and shipwreck their boats.





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3/07/2018

Ireland Fun Facts

Did you happen to know that St. Patrick did not wear the color green while converting the Celtic Pagans to christianity? Seriously, he wore the color blue. In 12 days millions upon millions of people will be celebrating St. Patricks Day wearing green clothing. Just thought I'd enlighten you to this fact.

And oh yea, Saint Patrick Blue is the offical color of Ireland.




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3/05/2018

Emma Stone Sci Fi Sexy Siren


29 year old Emma Stone, born and raised in Scottsdale, AZ, is our current SciFi sexy Siren for starring in the movies The Amazing Spiderman and its sequel, and of course playing zombie survivor Wichita in the classic film Zombieland.

Sidenote: Emma Stone is a natural blonde. She dyes her hair red for acting roles.

There you have it. Enjoy!


Sci-Fi Sexy Sirens brought to you by the Grassy Knoll Institute marketing team to boost readership and placement on search engines.



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3/02/2018

Buns Bikini And Jeep


To kick off the St. Patrick's Day festivities, the Grassy Knoll Institute presents Instagram star, Miss Tina Louise.  Naturally, Ms. Louise has donned her St. Patricks Day bikini and of course her Irish Jeep Wrangler. (BTW, click her link for amazing photo's and entertainment)

The Grassy Knoll Institute will reveal sexy red-headed Irish women, sexy green bikini's, some Irish humor, (Humour) Irish myths, Irish folklore, and Irish food in the days leading up to the feast of St. Patrick.

By the time you wake up at 5am on St. Patrick's day to partake in the ritual of consuming green eggs, green ham, and plenty of green beer, you will be stocked with all the Irish heritage knowledge you will need to get you through the day. 




LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

3/17/2017

Happy St Patricks Day 2017

Happy St. Patricks Day 2017 from all of us at the Grassy Knoll Institute. 


Please remember to tip your waitress (And not to take any wooden nickels is not a tip) and be respectful towards these hard working women. After all, they are working while we are enjoying the St. Patricks Day festivities. 

The Grassy Knoll Institute wishes everyone a safe and fun filled St. Patrick's Day and hopes all your barmaids look like Shannon tonight.(They will after 2am anyway)

Please use your designated driver when returning home or travelling from pub to pub.


LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

3/16/2017

Saint Patricks Day Sweater Ettiquette

Happy Saint Patricks Day
Now that's how to properly wear a sweater for your St. Patricks Day festivities. Take it from
Laci Kay Somers, an Instagram sensation. Check out her link here LaciKaySomers


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3/15/2017

Best Irish Bikini 2017


Winner of the 2017 Grassy Knoll Institute Best Irish Green Bikini is none other than the sensation from down under, Elyse Knowles. Check out Ms. Knowles Instagram page for her amazing modeling shoots and her candid behind the scenes pictures.


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