Showing posts with label STP. Show all posts
Showing posts with label STP. Show all posts

3/17/2017

Happy St Patricks Day 2017

Happy St. Patricks Day 2017 from all of us at the Grassy Knoll Institute. 


Please remember to tip your waitress (And not to take any wooden nickels is not a tip) and be respectful towards these hard working women. After all, they are working while we are enjoying the St. Patricks Day festivities. 

The Grassy Knoll Institute wishes everyone a safe and fun filled St. Patrick's Day and hopes all your barmaids look like Shannon tonight.(They will after 2am anyway)

Please use your designated driver when returning home or travelling from pub to pub.


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3/16/2017

Saint Patricks Day Sweater Ettiquette

Happy Saint Patricks Day
Now that's how to properly wear a sweater for your St. Patricks Day festivities. Take it from
Laci Kay Somers, an Instagram sensation. Check out her link here LaciKaySomers


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3/15/2017

Best Irish Bikini 2017


Winner of the 2017 Grassy Knoll Institute Best Irish Green Bikini is none other than the sensation from down under, Elyse Knowles. Check out Ms. Knowles Instagram page for her amazing modeling shoots and her candid behind the scenes pictures.


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3/13/2017

It Rains In Ireland - A Lot - Be Prepared

Be Prepared For Inclement Weather In Ireland
Planning a trip to Ireland. Let the Grassy Knoll Institute offer up a travel tip for you. Ireland has some very unique weather patterns. On any given day the morning may begin with sunshine and warmth but can change in an instant to rain and overcast skies. Be prepared for weather changes.

Visit Megan Thomas at her instagram page for more weather alerts and pictures.


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3/11/2017

Use Caution Asking For Irish Directions

Asking For Directions In Ireland.

If you find yourself lost on the Emerald Island be very cautious when approaching the locals and asking them for directions.

Example:

A lost tourist walks up to Pat and politely asks him, "Excuse me sir, what is the quickest way to Dublin?"

Pat stops what he is doing and replies, "Will ye be on foot or in the car?"

The tourist says, "In the car!"

Pat smirks and says, "That be the quickest way!!!"

Happy St. Patricks Day


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3/09/2017

Karen Gillan - St. Patricks Day Sci Fi Sexy Siren

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Karen Gillan - St. Patricks Day Sexy Siren
You are in for a rare treat today Grassy Knoll Institute fans for we have a two category update for Sci-Fi Sexy Sirens and St. Patricks Day categories. (Usually you have to pay double for that kind of action if you know what I mean)

First for the St. Patricks Day category: Gorgeous 29 year old Karen Gillan is the very tall (5 foot 11 inches) winner of the sexiest redhead for 2017. The black leather catsuit and provocative pose helped things along quite nicely.

Secondly, Karen Killan lands a spot on the Sexy Sirens page for multiple reasons. Karen was the companion for several season on the hit BBC television series Doctor Who? As if that was not enough, Karen appeared in the movie remake, Jumanji, and starred in The Circle, Oculus, and Guardians Of The Galaxy 2. She is also currently filming Avengers Infinity Wars.

Visit Karen Gillans Instagram Page for more info and pictures


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Sci-Fi Sexy Sirens brought to you by the Grassy Knoll Institute marketing team to boost readership and placement on search engines.

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3/07/2017

How To Properly Speak With An Irish Accent

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Don't you just love the Irish and how and they speak. Especially the acent and the way words just roll off their tongue.
Well, the Grassy Knoll Institute has devised a lesson to teach anyone how to speak in an Irish accent.

It is very simple, just follow the steps below. Begin with saying the four words below with a slight pause between each word. This will allow your brain to adjust the signals it will send to your tongue. After repeating the four words twice, you can now pick up your pace saying the words faster and faster. You will be speaking with an Irish accent in no time at all.

Whale

Oil

Beef

Hooked




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3/05/2017

With Great Boobs Comes Great Responsibility

Abigail Ratchford
So Gumby emails me about a dream he had the other night and requests that I post his dream sequence and for me to interpret just what the dream sequence meant.

In Gumby's dream he found himself in Chicago on St. Patricks Day. Apparently Gumby is a well respected photographer and was hired to do a photo shoot of famous personalities on the social media platform InstaGram. As Gumby is setting up his lighting and camera equipment in walks Abigail Ratchford and introduces herself to Gumby. Abigail strips down to her first clothing change and steps in front of the camera.

Anyway, the dream did not go any farther as Gumby woke up.

My interpretation o this dream is simple. With great boobs comes great responsibility.

You can find out more information and view Abigail Ratchfords Instagram Page Here

Happy St. Patricks Day!


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3/03/2017

Zombie Apocalypse Begins Today

The Zombie Apocalypse Begins Today!
It has been established that persons who have recently become inebriated  have become the life of the party and committing acts of fornication.

A widespread investigation of bars, taverns, pubs, and popular social clubs has concluded that the inebriated party goers have been reappearing and seeking human companionship. It's hard for us here to be reporting this to you, but it does seem to be a fact.

Happy St. Patricks Day Barbara!



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3/01/2017

McWhiskey - Irish Humor

An Irishman walks into a McDonalds fast food restaurant and goes to order at the counter.

The McDonalds employee greets him and asks, "May I take your order please?"

The Irishman says, "A whiskey please."

The McDonalds counter employee replies, "I am sorry sir, but this is a McDonalds!"

The Irishman ponders for a moment and replies back, "Okay, then may I have a McWhiskey please?"


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3/17/2016

Happy Saint Patricks Day 2016

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Jessa Hinton 

Happy St. Patricks Day!

Tell me Jessa Hinton is not the spittin image of the St. Patricks Day Icon. It appears as if she were the model for the icon.

Anyway, please be safe today and drink responsibly.

You can find more of Jessa Hinton at Jessa Hinton Instagram



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3/16/2016

Upscale Irish Pub Restroom



You know you are in a upscale Irish Pub when the restrooms have head rests.

St. Patricks Day Tip: Do not eat the big white mints at the bottom of the urinal.

Happy St. Patricks Day!



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3/15/2016

Rub For Luck On Saint Patricks Day

Like Rubbing The Buddha

If ye be feelin frisky and full of the whiskey, have a go and follow the above instructions. May the luck of the Irish be with you. (You are going to need it!)



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3/14/2016

Irish Yoga Training

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Irish Yoga
To get into drinking shape for the upcoming St. Patricks Day holiday, the Irish begin a strick exercise regiment of yoga to maintain flexibilty and agility during the drinkinh hours of St. patricks day.

Don't wind up like the trio above. Start drinking training today.

Happy St. Patricks Day!

3/09/2016

Irish Parents

A sure fire way to know you were brought up by Irish parents:

Listen closely. At the start of any crisis, no matter what the crisis level, big or small, the first thing your Mom or Dad will utter is, "Jesus, Mary, and Joseph," while making the sign of the cross.

Happy St. Patrick's Day!


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3/03/2016

The Irish Are Famous For Their Humor

Temple Bar- Dublin Ireland
The Irish are famous for their quick wit and humor. It is one of our many endearing traits. Every St. Patrick's Day there will be thousands upon thousands of Irish jokes and anedotes about us. However, you will never hear a joke about the Irish beginning with, "So this Irishman walks out of a bar...."

Happy St. Patrick's Day!


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3/17/2014

Talented Irish Bartender On St. Patricks Day

Sexy Irish Barmaid
Sexy Irish Barmaid
Shannon is our Irish barmaid for this evening. Shannon is a highly skilled  bartender able to mix any drink or concoction your heart desires and her presentation is a crowd pleaser.

The Grassy Knoll Institute wishes everyone a safe and fun filled St. Patrick's Day and hopes all your barmaids look like Shannon tonight. (They will after 2am anyway)
Please use your designated driver when returning home or travelling from pub to pub.




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How The Irish Play Golf

How The Irish Play Golf
How The Irish Play Golf
It is a well known fact that the Scot's invented the modern version of golf but it is the Irish version with it's unique flair of the game that we love to play so much.

Most people playing golf enjoy the relaxation of the sport, being one with nature, walking on a vast sprawling landscape of neatly manicured grass. To compete with not only your opponent, but yourself. Hitting that perfect drive. Sinking that long putt,

How very Zen like....

Sexy Irish Golf Caddy
Forty Four D...
For the Irish folk like myself, all we want is for our caddy to have a nice ass and a great rack and the rest of the golf experience, well, we don't give a shit about the score, the drive, the putt, the grass, the nature.

No mulligans for you.




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Best End Of The Rainbow Ever

Best End Of The Rainbow Ever
Best End Of The Rainbow Ever
Some believe that a Leprechauns pot of gold is at the end of the rainbow. Some believe you are granted one wish. Others believe eternal life awaits and some people believe there is nothing at the end. Whatever you believe, this is the best end of the rainbow scenario.

Ever....




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3/15/2014

Irish Flu Shots

Irish Flu Shots
Irish Flu Shots
Here in the United States, we Americans have what they call Obama-Care health insurance. For those that have to endure this pitiful insurance, it sucks. My sympathies to all enrolled.

On the other side of the pond, Ireland handles healthcare with a more hands on approach. One example is the flu shot. We wait in a long line, get uncerimoniously jabbed in the arm while listening to nurse Ratchet yelling out "Next" while the needle is still in your arm.

In Ireland, the flu shot is available at your local Pub for a small fee of $1.49 with a chaser of Guinness.

Luck of the Irish indeed.



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