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| Even Icabod Is Protected |
You won't have to worry about pesky aliens using telepathy to force you to do things against your will while wearing the pumpkin head. Each helmet is precision designed and lined with velostat, (The magical material that blocks alien telepathic thoughts from entering your brain) to ensure complete protection. Now all you have to worry about is if you will win best costume at your party.
Happy Halloween - Samhain
Those manufacturers have really carved themselves quite a niche ;)
ReplyDeleteWhere's Icabod when you need him.
ReplyDeleteThey don't call me the pumpkin king for nothing Ben.
ReplyDeleteEng8te, Icabod was one of the original thought screen helmet wearers. But, alas, he lost his head over it.
WTF! who would wear that. Ass.
ReplyDeleteAnd he blended in so well. The grassy knoll should be thanked by those suffering from aliens stealing their thoughts and making them vote republican.
ReplyDeleteYou should get an award, or a prize, like the Nobel prize for all your humanitarian work with people being abducted from aliens.
ReplyDeleteFor information on making a real thought screen helmet, go to stopabductions.com.
ReplyDeleteThere are no manufacturers of thought screen helmets.
For a photograph of a real alien, also go to stopabductions.com.
The photo will scare the hell out of you. It's not a pumpkin.
That is so stupid. UR a moron if you believe aliens are taking people and your helmets stop them.
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