10/08/2007

President Bush Under Alien Control

President George Bush, pictured here on a conference call with the D.O.D. and C.I.A. expressing his concern on the escalation of high profile citizen abductions by hostile aliens through the means of telepathic thought control....

President Bush had this to say, "We need a better strategery to combat these aliens controlling our minds....
Hello! hello?"
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LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

6 comments:

  1. Previous coments...

    Anon - Posted 9/25/2007
    This explains plenty.

    Gumby - Posted 9/25/2007
    Calling occupants of interplanetary crafts.

    Anti-christ - Posted 9/25/2007
    It is not aliens controlling the minds of thousands, but me the Anti-christ, and soon, total world domination.

    Alex - Posted 9/25/2007
    Tony Blair is an alien, illegal, not terrestial.

    Valdunagan - Posted 9/26/2007
    Which just goes to show you that the evil aliens aren't as smart as they think either.

    The Aliens - Posted 10/1/2007
    Best damn president we ever controlled. If only we could teach him to speak clearly, we would rule the world.

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  2. Yes, O.J., I understand. You were under the influence of aliens when you busted into that Las vegas hotel.

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  3. Michael Menkin10/10/2007 12:52 PM

    Yiuy've got it wrong. The aliens only can try to control their victims. The real threat is that the alien-hybrids are now integrating into our society.

    Michael Menkin

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  4. This is now turned into a real laughing matter. The site is a humor site, and you are contributing to it.
    Are you saying that aliens actually control president Bush forcing him to say stupid things and make bad choices?
    LMFAO at you.

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  5. Baiter! Wannabe! Buuuhhh!!

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  6. Sadly, PATRIK's helmet was ripped from his scalp leaving a gaping void where once his speech center resided.
    He was only able to mutter these words....
    "Baiter! Wannabe! Buuuhhh!!"

    Clearly, he is under the control of the very thought screen helmet aliens he was fighting against.

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