Eddies Grill Visit #1 2026 The Double Cheeseburger

Hey, hey hey. I'm back for the Geneva On The Lake Summertime festivities.  

As you can view above, this tantalizing meal was well worth the 75 mile road trip from Boardman, Ohio to get there. 

Let us begin with the hot dog. As hot dogs go, Eddies Grill hot dogs are the best I have ever tasted, And trust me, I have tries hot digs from many an outlets in my time. None match the taste and quality e\of Eddies. Very well cooked as always, and hot, and the bun fresh and tasty. All in all, perhaps the best hot dog in the land. (There, I said it.) 

Moving on to the French fries. I do not know how Eddies cooks their fries, but some sort of magic has to be involved. The fries were hot, (Always hot) crisp, and tasted fantastic. 

Finally, to the main event. The double cheeseburger, 100%  pure steak burger expertly cooked (As always) Topped with melted cheese and covered with a fresh very good tasting bun. 

I will say it. Almost Heavenly. No wait. Heavenly. Yes, Heavenly. 

Of course the Grassy Knoll Institute  rates Eddie's Grill cheeseburger 5 out of 5 and recommends this meal. 

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Geneva On The Lake Telephone

Hello, hello, hello, is there anybody in there. Just nod if you can hear me. Is there anyone at home? 

Yes my dear internet readers, what you are looking at is an old fashioned outdoor telephone on the street  located  at Geneva On The Lake. Not to far away from Eddies Grill. 

It has been a while since I saw an outdoor phone, like, I would say, years. Yes years. So yes, very rare sighting.  And of course the phone and its cords have been ripped out of the stand. 

Well, anyway, I've become comfortably numb. (Guitar Riff) 

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NCIS, So what's Up Next

 Ok, So I am sure everyone has watched last weeks episode of NCIS. You know, the one where Director Vance died. I'll pause a moment here to let you come to terms with that. OK, pause is over. Vance is now gone, (And what an episode it was) but now what? Who is now going to be in charge. Maybe Parker. He always wanted it, acted like it, strived for it. Maybe Bishop. She was on an episode this season, and she is very skilled at what she does. 

Or, or perhaps, and yes I am typing this out slowly, perhaps Leroy Jethro Gibbs enters the scene. Straight return from living a quiet easy living life from Alaska. Let that sink in for a moment. Ok, moment is over. It is not going to be Gibbs, although that would be spectacular. 

Ok, ready, the new director is none other than Tim McGee. Yes, McGee. I said it. I typed it. Afterall, he is senior team leader. He has total skill and precision on all computer systems and can hack in to any system almost effortlessly. 

McGee is also very intelligent, genius level intelligent. McGee always came to the aid of his fellow agents, even when he wasn't asked for help. 

There you have it folks. McGee is the new Director of NCIS. 

Also, expect a visit, or two from Leroy Jethro Gibbs in upcoming episodes. 

Cue the NCIS theme music.

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A Day In Cleveland Browns History

 01/04/2026 

Today, January 4th, 2026, Myles Garrett, defensive tackle

 of the Cleveland Browns wrapped his arms around Bengals quarterback 
Joe Burrow for a quarterback sack. Doesn't sound like a big deal right? 
Every NFL game records sacks. Right? 

But wait a minute here. This was no ordinary sack. This was Garrett's
 23rd sack of the season. And yes, that is an NFL record for sacks 
recorded in a single season. Congratulations to Myles Garrett for 
your outstanding play and being the NFL sack leader.

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Contrary To Popular Belief

 

Contrary to popular belief. I am not dead...yet... Yes, that is me taking a snooze inside an open standing  coffin located at Ripley's Haunted Mansion in Gatlinburg, Tennessee. 

For my readers information, (Even my non readers) the weather is very pleasant here in Gatlinburg. Especially for October. Yes, there are plenty of tourists visiting, but hey, it makes it all that much better. 

I implore you all to join the Halloween Gatlinburg crowd to enjoy a fantastic Halloween season. And do not forget about Mysterious Mountain haunted house on River Road. 

Seriously, its the 27th of October. What the hell are you waiting for. Gatlinburg is calling. And if I may mention, plenty of shops and displays pass out plenty of trick or treat candy.

Really, get in your cars, get plane reservations, hell, even rent a sleigh. Just get here. You will have a blast of a time. Trust me, I mean it. A very good time.

Happy Halloween 

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His Hideous Heart

Welcome Halloween Post Readers

As Halloween rapidly approaches I find my blog is behind in updates. I will rectify that as of now with this following post. 

The officers were satisfied. My manner had convinced them. I was singularly at ease. They sat, and while I answered cheerily, they chatted of familiar things. But, ere long, I felt myself getting pale and wished them gone. My head ached, and I fancied a ringing in my ears: but still they sat and still chatted. The ringing became more distinct: --It continued and became more distinct: I talked more freely to get rid of the feeling: but it continued and gained definiteness --until, at length, I found that the noise was not within my ears.

No doubt I now grew very pale; --but I talked more fluently, and with a heightened voice. Yet the sound increased --and what could I do? It was a low, dull, quick sound --much such a sound as a watch makes when enveloped in cotton. I gasped for breath --and yet the officers heard it not. I talked more quickly --more vehemently; but the noise steadily increased. I arose and argued about trifles, in a high key and with violent gesticulations; but the noise steadily increased. 

Why would they not be gone? I paced the floor to and fro with heavy strides, as if excited to fury by the observations of the men --but the noise steadily increased. Oh God! what could I do? I foamed --I raved --I swore! I swung the chair upon which I had been sitting, and grated it upon the boards, but the noise arose over all and continually increased. It grew louder --louder --louder! And still the men chatted pleasantly, and smiled. 

Was it possible they heard not? Almighty God! --no, no! They heard! --they suspected! --they knew! --they were making a mockery of my horror!-this I thought, and this I think. But anything was better than this agony! Anything was more tolerable than this derision! I could bear those hypocritical smiles no longer! I felt that I must scream or die! and now --again! --hark! louder! louder! louder! louder!

"Villains!" I shrieked, "dissemble no more! I admit the deed! --tear up the planks! here, here! --It is the beating of his hideous heart!"

As always, Edgar Allen Poe has come through once again. I promise more Halloween posts in the upcoming days. I guarantee it.

Happy Halloween 

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Halloween Beginnings 2025

Happy early Halloween bitches and bastards. Its October 2nd and the Halloween season is now upon us all. I'm ready for the season. Are you? Well, you better be for this year we will certainly supply plenty of sexy Halloween sirens, adult costumes, and ghost stories. 

Plus haunted video from conventions, demons from hell, ripe melons, haunted tips, urban legends, and our own special blend all things Halloween. 

I ask, no wait, encourage, no wait, behoove you to check our blog daily for the month of October including a little bit of Edgar Allen Poe. Yes, Poe. 

I said it, I'm doing it, so there. 

Happy Halloween 

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Eddies Grill End Of The Season Meal

 

So welcome back my friends to the final Eddie's Grill post of the season. Yes my friends, Eddies closed for the season a few days after Labor day. Yes, very sad. I still do not understand why they close with so much good weather ahead for Geneva. Yes, Eddie's claims that with school now in session, they cannot hire enough manpower to run the grill. 

If it were me that owned the grill, I would remain open all year round. I would even construct a drive through so people can stop, place their order, and take home the best cheeseburger in the land. And the fries, hot dogs, and pizza. And the Dairy Queen attached. (Seriously, why close at all?) Surely, business would be slower with most of the other stores on the strip closing until Springtime but plenty of traffic still use that roadway to get to work and back. I truly believe that motorists would stop for lunch and dinner to keep Eddie's going in the fall, winter, and string. 

Any way, above was my last meal of the season at Eddie's. The classic cheeseburger, fries, and diet coke. Let me say, being my last visit of the season, the cheeseburger was absolutely fantastic. The taste was absolutely fantastic. As well was the bun. The fries of course are classic. Tasted great and plentiful. Topping off was the large diet coke. Cold and tasted great. Some used to say, the pause that refreshed. 

The cost, a little pricey this year. Cheeseburger, $7.15, Fries, $4.50, Large diet coke, $3.50 with a total of $15.15.  Seriously, not a bad cost, but higher from last year. 

The Grassy Knoll Diner scores 5 out of 5 shots and recommends Eddie's Grill for lunch and dinner.

We will see you next season, Mothers day weekend. Until then, eat well my friends.

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