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7/19/2009

NASA Offers Proof Apollo 11 Not A Hoax

Nasa Offers Proof Moon Landing Was Not A Hoax
Nasa Offers Proof Moon Landing Was Not A Hoax
Today marks the 40th anniversary of the famed Apollo 11 (July 20th 1969) moon landing where astronaut Neil Armstrong took one giant leap for Mankind. That leap not only unified the world but touched off a conspiracy theory almost as large as the Kennedy Assassination. The crux of the conspiracy are supposed fake photos leading many to believe that the United States never landed on the moon but instead staged the landing on an elaborate Hollywood type movie set.

To add even more fuel to this conspiracy, NASA admitted this week that the original films of the historic landing have gone missing. No wait, not missing, erased and reused for some other mission. Cost savings was listed as the reason yet NASA continues to purchase $500 dollar hammers. See the logic.

The Grassy Knoll Institute believes we really did go to the moon and return safely back home, but the evidence NASA just released as proof is very week. The photo above supposedly shows the Lunar module, astronaut foot prints, and tools and equipment left behind from previous Apollo missions. To me, it looks like absolutely nothing.

NASA, you can do better. You can take a snap shot from space of a license plate. I'm sure you can snap a photo that shows a little more detail of the moon landing sites. Unless of course we never did go there.

BTW, the shadow of the lunar module seems to be reflecting opposite of the other objects in the photo.



LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

4/21/2009

Jesus Saves - Then Rocks The House

Jesus Image Appears
Jesus Image Appears
Grassy Knoll Institute Reporting from Maine:
Guitar maker believes the image of Jesus is on the neck of one of his newly made guitars. The image is seemingly burned into the wood grain of the guitar and depicts a full bodied image including arms, legs, and the head of Jesus.

Upon further study, the image does appear to be that of a man, but the clothing is that of an astronaut, a spacesuit very much resembling NASA's Apollo moon Astronauts. This revelation sparked a rebuttal from another religious organization claiming it to be their prophet.

The Raelians, (A religious cult that believes an alien species through DNA intervention created the human race) interprets this guitar figure as a sign that Elohim, (Raelian equivalent to Jesus) is preparing to return to Earth to battle non believers.

The Grassy Knoll Institute asks why now? Why did Jesus, or Elohim appear on a guitar neck in Maine today? What is the significance? The Christian holy day Easter was last week and the Raelian holy day of Cylonian was March 20th, (Series Finale For Battlestar Galatica) has also passed.

It has been noted that a clandestine government agency has been mobilized and ascending upon the great state of Maine. We will assuredly follow their movements in the upcoming days.

In other news, Strangely enough, David Bowie is coming April 24th to New Gloucester, Maine for a rock festival and revival of his top selling 1970's album, A Space Oddity.

Wam Bam Thank You Mam!




LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

1/28/2008

Missed It By That Much - TU24

Asteroid TU24 Missed By This Much
Asteroid TU24 Missed By This Much
Missed It By That Much

Asteroid TU24 safely flew by the earth this morning at 12:33 Eastern standard Time and did not impact as was predicted by our esteemed Grassy Knoll Institute rocket scientists. (The scientist in charge was given 40 lashes, and not the Max-Factor mascara type, and immediately fired)

Scientist 86 discovered his data was flawed after he failed to convert the telemetry data of the asteroid from U. S. standard measurements to metric. Thus, the error was the exact distance, 334,000 miles that asteroid TU24 missed the earth by.

The Curator of the Grassy Knoll Institute guarantee's that each and every conspiracy theory served up is worth at least 99 cents, if not more. Critical math errors are not tolerated here. Apparently more overtime is necessary for the rocket scientists here.

Would you believe.....

LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

1/27/2008

First Glimpse Of Asteroid TU24

First Glimpse Of Asteroid TU24 To Slam Into Earth
Asteroid TU24

As Monday rapidly approaches NASA has all their satellites trained on asteroid TU24 which is speeding towards earth on an direct impact course. The asteroid should hit the Southern hemisphere at 0500 GMT on Monday the 28th.

NASA through it's tracking satellites was able to capture this startling photograph of TU24 just as it swung around the moon heading towards earth.

God save us all.....
And for you atheists, you're up the creek without a paddle.


LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

1/25/2008

Asteroid To Hit Earth 01/28/2008

It has been confirmed that an asteroid is on a collision course to impact Earth in the Southern hemisphere on Monday, January 28th at approximately 0500 GMT. This rogue (A large, destructive, and anomalous or unpredictable heavenly body operating outside normal or desirable controls) asteroid is the size of the Sears Building in Chicago and was just discovered by NASA as it entered our solar system when it changed course towards earth.

Up until Monday the 21st, NASA was tracking the asteroid (Named TU24) displaying it's trajectory course and danger level towards earth and the probability of an impact. Yesterday, all data relating to TU24, it's mass, size, trajectory course, time of impact, was deleted and erased from the website and in it's place was a sign stating that the asteroid had a zero percent chance of striking earth and the threat level was minimal at best. (On Monday, the odds were 50-50 chance and closing for an impact.)

The Grassy Knoll Institute understands how governments work in times of crisis especially when no solution is available such as an Armageddon sized asteroid that has the potential to end all life on the planet. The government institutes it's plausible deniabilty scenario preaching ignorance is bliss and seemingly everyone goes about their business. Except the heads of state.

Imagine if the government went public and broadcast to the world that an asteroid would impact the earth causing total devastation. The panic and chaos of the public would cause a complete breakdown of government as hysteria and looting would continue right up until impact. Hence, all information on asteroid TU24 has been deleted.

Starting this weekend, keep an eye on the movement of our public figures such as the president, vice president, key cabinet members and scientists from NASA. They will begin to disappear from the public eye as they quickly gather in underground bunkers to safely weather the impact.

It's the weekend, and the end of the world is coming on Monday. It's time to check your bucket list and get cracking.

LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

11/26/2007

Mars Has Water


Mars has Water And Life
Mars has Water And Life
Several weeks ago NASA splashed the headlines with news that they had found water on the red planet. Not just evidence of an ancient water flow long ago dried up, or frozen water embedded at the polar ice caps that may or may not be water, but actual flowing water currently on the planet Mars not more than a year.

What an incredible coincidence that this major discovery of flowing water, an essential key building block of life, is discovered now on Mars. At a time when space exploration is being scrutinized and interest in the red planet is waning.

The Grassy Knoll Institute offers this explanation as to why water has now been revealed on Mars. Like millions of people, the Grassy Knoll Institute was intrigued when the Mars rover Pathfinder, a little unmanned craft took it's first treadmill like steps on the Martian soil snapping hundreds of photo's and boldly going where no machine ever went before. (Thanks Gene Roddenberry)

Then came the Spirit and Opportunity NASA Mars rovers. Twin rovers larger and more durable than Pathfinder, blasted off to Mars for a 90 day survey mission. The rovers were only supposed to last for 90 days in the harsh surface conditions, but 90 days went and gone and the rovers were still ticking. They are now going into their fourth year on the planet still taking pictures of rocks and craters and mountains. But no one cares anymore. Because once you've seen a Martian rock from the rovers position of 2 feet from the ground, seeing thousands more of the same pictures of the rocks cousins is not that exciting.

NASA needs to be in the public eye once again, to capture the American interest in space exploration again. What better way than to announce the discovery of water on Mars alluding to the possibility that life does exist on the planet, not just ancient fungus long ago dead and dried, but thriving green plant life. And everyone knows the next logical step from that is mammal life.

It will be very interesting to see how NASA approaches the appropriations committee for their new space endeavor to land on Mars, take soil samples, water samples, and plant life samples, and blast off from the planet back to Earth for analysis.

The Grassy Knoll Institute will be watching.




LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

11/17/2007

NASA Shuttle Atlantis

NASA Space Shuttle Conspiracy
NASA Space Shuttle Conspiracy
NASA is in the news spotlight once again as shuttle Atlantis returned to earth after a successful mission with the international space station. The shuttle's camera's spotted some space debris in the shuttle's orbit possibly posing a threat during re-entry.
Shuttle Atlantis commander Brent Jett stated to Mission Control that the debris looked like two rings and a piece of tin foil. He further noted that the object was 100 or so feet from the shuttle and was "A reflective cloth or a mechanic looking-cloth...It's not a solid metal structure."

Does anyone else find this explanation familiar? Oh, I don't know, maybe about 50 years ago, in a tiny little town called Roswell. Hundreds of townsfolk reported seeing something strange in the sky. Many said they saw it crash in a farmers field. Even the newspapers said it was a Unidentified Flying Saucer.

After a panic and more media, the government put a lid on the story and concocted the cover story that a top secret weather balloon was what was actually seen in the sky. They even showed some nuts, bolts, rings, and a large piece of tin foil.

The Shuttle landed perfectly in a very rare night time landing. Grassy Knoll Institutes own rocket scientists have acquired the classified film footage taken from the shuttle camera and found startling evidence that the objects are not so-called space junk. Our scientists were able to extrapolate that the objects were alien probes, sent to spy on the space station.

The shuttle astronauts, after un-docking from the station, spent an extra day syncing its orbit with the probes and the shuttles robotic arm was able to snatch the probe and place it in the cargo bay.

Of course, the cover story was that NASA was concerned about the objects and danger they presented to the shuttle. Hence the extra day in space. And the landing in the cover at night completed the mission.




LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

11/15/2007

Nasa Finds Intelligent Life On Mars

Photograph NASA Didn't Want Us To See
Photograph NASA Didn't Want Us To See
The Photograph NASA Didn't Want You To See

The Grassy Knoll Institute has uncovered a conspiracy involving NASA and the United states government. When the original famed "Mars Face" photo was first transmitted to earth it sparked many debates on whether life on Mars existed. Soon afterward, NASA experts, (The same experts that calibrated the Mars lander in feet instead of meters) claimed the photo was merely an illusion and bended light on a bland rock formation. Certainly not a monument much like our Mount Rushmore.

The controversy slowly died down and was left to speculation by conspiracy theorists until several years ago when new superior photos were taken by the Mars lander in 1998. The new photo showed the famous face from another angle revealing what NASA has said long ago, that it was merely a rock formation and not a face.

Once again, a media buzz surrounded the Mars Face as it was reported that the photo was processed through not one, but seven filters that could have changed the contrast, clarity, and appearance of the photo. The above photo is the only Mars Face photo in existence transmitted without any filters. When viewing the photo, you can clearly make out other shapes in the frame. Numbers or letters are visible surrounding the face. So far, the Grassy Knoll Institute has decoded five letters.
The letters are L.O.T.G.K. With this startling evidence, it is clear that intelligent life does exist in space, and on Mars.


LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

11/01/2007

Lure Of The Red Planet

President Bush announced that we the people are going back to the moon and then onward to Mars, the red planet, with manned flights. Bush wants to accomplish this within the next twenty years. He has pledged an additional $87 million dollars over the next 5 years for NASA to study and update the aging shuttle system and create new innovative ways to propel fragile men into the cold vastness of space to explore a planet that has been dead for a billion years. It doesn’t matter that we already invaded Mars with our robotic rovers that have captured breathtaking photo’s.

It doesn’t matter that we have a new and improved lander on Mars right now promising more advanced experiments to measure soil content, search for and find water, and for signs of life, past and present. It seems that robotic space exploration is far cheaper and safer than manned exploration. At this time, there is no need to risk the lives of our astronauts. Not to mention the tremendous expense for manned flight.

How does President Bush plan on paying for this space adventure? It has been estimated that the cost of the journey to Mars will be 1 trillion dollars. Yes, trillion. What does that mean to the average American taxpayer? It means that each and every one of us taxpayers will be shelling out over $6000.00 to the Mars project.

The Grassy Knoll Institute is all for the exploration of space, but the trillion dollars could be better used for a host of other critical needs in the United States.

I would much rather see adding more schools and teachers to educate our children.

I would rather see medical research to curb or cure deadly diseases.

I would rather see bolstering our homeless shelters making sure everyone has something to eat every night.

Hiring more police officers, rescue workers, and firefighters.

If I am going to kick in 6 plus grand of my hard earned tax money, I want more than pictures from a distant planet that I will never visit.

Also, I wondered why Bush has decided to make such a bold statement.

The answer is very simple. He wants to liken himself to President Kennedy and his bold initiative of landing a man on the moon and bringing him back safely by the end of the 1960′s decade. Kennedy introduced this during his inaugural address. These were pretty strong words for a newly elected president. Yet, the public was enamored with Kennedy and quickly got behind his dream pledging their support as well.

We were all in this together was the feel and atmosphere at that time. The Astronauts were elevated to elite status and NASA pushed forward and Armstrong finally took that historic first step on the moon in 1969.

Kennedy, even though assassinated, kept his pledge to the American people of landing a man on the moon, and NASA kept it’s end of the bargain by using all it’s resources to make the Apollo program successful. President Kennedy will be forever linked to Americans landing on the moon and the huge technology advance needed to make it happen.

President Bush understands this. He realizes that the American people are enamored with space and the planet Mars. What better way to go down in history than to be remembered as the president that dared the American public to expand into space to the planet Mars. I know he doesn’t want to be remembered as being the president that almost choked to death on a pretzel.

Yes folks, President Bush has a strategery!


LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

10/31/2007

Vanguard Of An Invading Army

Strange and unexpected happenings are occurring on Pluto, our most distant planet in the solar system. Pluto is the focal point of many scientific studies and conjecture as of late. Vast amount of equipment and resources are being expended on Pluto and the Grassy Knoll Institute wants to know why.

The Grassy Knoll Institute has obtained these facts so far on our distant planet. Like Mars, Pluto is closer to Earth than it has been in many years. Pluto is just now beginning to move away from the sun and the Earth returning back to its regular orbit. Pluto's atmosphere is also getting thicker even though it is moving away from the sun. In fact, the atmosphere is now so thick it completely obscures the surface of the planet.

Adding to the mystery, NASA has had the Hubble telescope trained on Pluto for over a year now snapping pictures as fast as it can focus. Many of the images show small disc like objects entering and exiting the planets atmosphere. These discs are coming from outside our solar system and do not have an orbit pattern. NASA has claimed that these so-called objects are merely dust particles that have been magnified by the suns closer proximity to the planet. NASA then immediately classified all the data incoming from Hubble and the radio telescopes that monitor sound wave and transmissions.

The Grassy Knoll Institute believes that these discs prove that life exists outside our solar system and these discs are actually alien ships using the planet Pluto as a space warehouse. If this is true, then the question begging to be asked is what are the aliens on Pluto doing and why are they amassing supplies and more and more ships there?

NASA plans on launching a probe to the planet in late 2006 to study the new thick expanding atmosphere and to discover the true identity of the discs surrounding Pluto. The only problem is that the probe won’t reach Pluto for more than 13 years from now.

Does NASA know more than they are telling?

Does NASA possess another Mars face type photo?

Is the government already covering up this monumental discovery of potential proof of life outside our own Earth's boundary?

Or, like War of the Worlds, is this the vanguard of an invading army?


LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

10/27/2007

Mars Moon Phobos Is Hollow

Mars Moon Phobos Is Hollow
Mars Moon Phobos Not Made Of Cheese
With the arrival of two more rovers transmitting data from the planet Mars, it's moon Phobo's has sparked interest once again. Hopes are high that today's technology will finally be able to put to rest a 40 plus year debate on whether the moon is a natural satellite or a hollow manufactured moon. Conjecture has it that Phobos is a Martian military base abandoned long ago after Mars atmosphere escaped dooming the Martian race unless an evacuation plan was in place.

Tantalizing photographs have shown perfectly round docking ports hidden inside the moons craters which would allow Martian ships to dock and supply the base and provide transport to and from Mars.

Other photographs show an intricate mining operation on Phobos. Apparently, the moon is being concealed from prying eyes attached to powerful telescopes to keep the moon base a well guarded secret.

All of the spacecraft so far sent to Mars have focused only on landing on the red planet utterly ignoring it's moons orbiting the planet. Some speculated that the failed missions actually were targeted to land or orbit Phobos to photograph and to survey the surface. These 25 or so missions failed with the space craft going silent never to be heard or seen from again with not a single bit of data gathered. Were these spacecrafts shot down by a Phobos weapons system that is still active today even with the Martian race long since gone? Is the system some sort of automated array designed to keep it's secrets well hidden, even going as far as destroying each and every probe that dared cross it's path?

Imagine the wondrous technology just waiting to be discovered on Phobos. Perhaps on NASA's next mission, it will be announced that it is targeting Phobos to better understand it's orbit and design. That will be the official announcement while the actual mission will be to attempt to land or achieve orbit on Phobos to hopefully unlock it's technological alien wonders.

George Bush is willing to spend trillions on this project. It better be more fruitful than bringing back a couple of rocks to put into a museum.

President Bush also wants to establish a manned mission to Phobos within the next twenty years as well.


LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

10/21/2007

New Generation Stealth Jet

New Generation Stealth Technology
New Generation Stealth Tech
New Generation Stealth Jet

The Stealth Bomber made its debut in 1981 after years of denial that it existed by the United States Government. The Stealth project was such a closely guarded secret that only a handful of people knew of it’s entire capabilities.

As flight tests of the Stealth began at Area 51, the supposedly secret base hidden in the Nevada desert, UFO sightings began to increase in not only that region, but in others as well. Until the Stealth debuted, the popular explanation was UFO’s. Now that the Stealth is common knowledge, many of the UFO sightings were explained away as people actually spotting the Stealth on one of its many secret flights. Or, maybe that’s what the Government wants the public to believe. But that’s another conspiracy theory that the Grassy Knoll Institute won’t get into right now.

With the extremely successful Stealth bomber and fighter jets at the ripe old age of 24 years, the Grassy Knoll Institute has uncovered the next generation of the Stealth Jet. The past 20 plus years of new design and technology has been outfitted to the new stealth and is now close to it's immediate parent of the space ship that crashed at Roswell, New Mexico in 1947.

There are two types of new generation Stealth planes being tested at Area 51. One is the logical next step to the original stealth with vast improvements to engine design and output, with increased payload capacity, longer mission range, more nimble manueverability, and speeds upwards to Mach 10. This is the stealth plane that will eventually be debuted in an upcoming war or border skirmish. It will have the look and feel of the atypical stealth, (single wing, charcoal in color, hidden engines) but with the added bonus features and additions of light refracting prisms that will make the stealth undetectable to the human eye as well as the most sophisicated radar detection devices. Rumor has it that the new Stealth jet will be flown by remote control eliminating any possible harm to the pilot in combat missions.

The second type is a radical new design plane that has the appearance of a flying black triangle. The new stealth is rumored to be able to escape the boundaries of Earths atmosphere and operate in space better than our current space shuttle. The design is attracting many UFO sightings as eyewitnesses describe giant black triangles appearing in the night sky, hovering quietly, and then speeding out of sight in the blink of an eye. Many feel that most of the so-called alien triangle ship sightings can be attributed to the new generation USAF Stealth plane. The power plant of this stealth is the first of it's kind using nuclear power as it's fuel giving the plane unlimited range inside earths atmosphere or in the cold vastness of space. The need to stop and refuel is now nonexistent and only the limitations of the pilot will ground the plane.

The speed of the new stealth is almost unlimited in space. By utilizing it's sleek triangle plane design the stealth has zero drag enabling the plane to resist heat and friction as it accelerates past speeds we could only once imagine. With it's unlimited power supply, the new stealth will pioneer the beginning of the next step of space exploration. The new stealth will be able to rocket to the moon and back in just under a day. A manned Mars exploration will now be possible with the new stealth reaching the red planet in mere weeks.

A new dawn in mankind exploration has begun with the new millennium and by the end of the zero decade, manned flights to Mars and beyond will be a common occurrence.


LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

10/18/2007

Apollo Moon Hoax

moon hoax

The 60's. A very turbulent time in our history. President Kennedy was assassinated. His brother Bobby killed while campaigning for the presidency. Martin Luther King shot to death at a rally. The height of the Vietnam war, Woodstock. The Cuban Missile Crisis. Peace, Love, and rock and roll. The Cold War. And a race to land a man on the moon between the Soviets and the United States. A race fueled by a pledge from JFK to land a man on the moon by the turn of the decade. In July of 1969, the United States had won the space race and Neil Armstrong took that one long leap for mankind.

Or did he?......Was the moon landing and Apollo program a mass Government conspiracy to fool the American public and the world to prove that American technology and know how was second to none?

The Grassy Knoll Institute thinks not....Sure we all saw the FOX special on TV and were led to believe that the entire moon landing was done on a giant set created with the lavishness of Hollywood. The set was supposedly located somewhere in Nevada and the astronauts were shuttled in and out on a daily basis while they practiced their lines and routines. So, here we are, all the hoopla of the media talking of the Apollo launch and that Americans will be the first to reach the moon, and not one photo was taken of the astronauts on the shuttle bus going to and fro to the moon set? Not once has anyone of the thousands of people involved produced hard evidence of the hoax? Not one of the hundreds of officials has come clean and announced it was a hoax? Never once were any photos of the studio stage ever published. Why? Because there are none.
moom hoax 2

Moving on to the photos on the moon. The conspiracy theorists say they were doctored. This Photo shows the flag in the foreground, an astronaut saluting in the back, and the LEM lander. But where are the stars? There are no stars in the sky. Why? Well, any photographer will tell you that pointing the lens towards the sun blocks out the back ground and any stars would be to dim to show up against the suns contrast.

moon 03

This Photo begs the question, what are those two bright light blobs on the left? Are they spotlights to illuminate the landscape to get better pictures? Again, any photographer will tell you that all photos are never perfect and that at times, imperfections occur. Sometimes the film gets over exposed, and splotches appear on the film. Take a look at your own family album and I'm sure you will find several over exposed photos.

moon 4

This Photo shows that the photographer was above their target. Was he on a platform high above to get a good shot? Of course not. The moons surface is not flat. There are hills and peaks and crevices on the moon. You can see that the subject astronaut is standing in a depression and that the astronaut taking the photo was simply standing on a higher surface plane.

Let us also realize that these men were astronauts, not photographers, and also had a very cumbersome space suit to deal with when snapping pictures. Not every photo will come out perfect. Some should be out of focus, overexposed, and cropped badly.

In closing, not a single shred of hard evidence has ever been disclosed. Ever. Not one interview or press announcement by NASA or the Government.

The Grassy Knoll Institute believes that Neil Armstrong really did fly to the moon in the Apollo space rocket and that he did take that historic step on the moon in 1969.



LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

10/17/2007

Extinction Size Armageddon Asteroid

Armageddon Asteroids "Best Kept Secret"

Is there an Extinction size Armageddon type asteroids floating out in our solar system just waiting to destroy the earth as we know it? Does our government know about it and why aren't they informing the public? These are frightening questions when the answers are revealed.

We have all seen the movies where an asteroid is detected in deep space and is on a trajectory course to hit earth and the governments of the world pull together and formulate a grandiose plan to save the planet and mankind. They somehow manage to collect a handful of vagabonds that have unique skills and are crucial and essential to the success of the plan and the future of our planet. These people are tossed together, trained for a no return mission, and sent off into space armed with some techno gadget nuclear bomb designed to split the asteroid in turn making it just missing the earth. Of course, this being Hollywood, several things go drastically wrong. Several people sacrifice their lives for the planet but finally the mission is completed and they land with a hero’s welcome waiting for them all.

But this ain't Hollywood folks. In all reality, humankind does not have the technology or machinery to deflect an Armageddon size asteroid. Our missiles do not have the range for deep space detonation needed to safely vaporize the asteroid high up in orbit. Nor do we have any conventional type weapons that would destroy an asteroid or alter its course. In fact, there is really little that could be done at this time. NASA and the government know this. They don't want you to know it.

Recently, a scientific survey was conducted on Armageddon type asteroid collisions by the United States Government and the resulting plan of action agreed upon was "Secrecy" if an asteroid were on course to collide with Earth. Since nothing could be done to avoid or destroy such a collision, it was determined that it would be best not to tell the public anything. If the government couldn't get any positive spin and no way to avoid global panic, the government would use the age old stand by policy that ignorance is bliss. Why issue the warning if nothing can be done about the impending danger?

What does NASA and our government know about Armageddon type impacts? NASA reports that it has been mapping the skies for the last 25 years looking for rogue comets and asteroids on a collision course with earth. So far, NASA says that they have found absolutely zero evidence of any such type asteroids or comets in our solar system in the Armageddon category and that the public should not worry about such things. Yet, just as recent as 2003, an asteroid several miles wide that would be deemed an Armageddon type passed between the earth and the moon. In cosmic terms, the asteroid missed the earth or the moon by an inch.

In fact, deep space reports are now being published that on average, 10 asteroids come close to the earth each and every year. One day, cosmic forces will alter the course of one of these rogue asteroids and send it on a collision course towards earth.

Ignorance is bliss…

LURKING, HELP ME OBI WAN, YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

Mars Face Conspiracy

Mars Face Conspiracy
Mars Face Conspiracy
The Mars Face Conspiracy

In 1976, Viking Orbiter, a probe NASA launched years earlier reached it's destination of Mars, the Red Planet. The orbiter was programmed to enter a low orbit around Mars and photograph the surface of the planet. The orbiter executed almost flawlessly and soon after orbit was achieved photo's started to be transmitted back to the home planet of Earth. Spectacular photo's came pouring in as the mapping of the planet commenced.

The photo's showed a Martian landscape decimated with huge craters, dormant volcano's, dried up ocean beds, wind eroded rocks and mountains, and a picture of a face carved into a mountain range in the Cydonia area of Mars. The proportions of the monument were huge, much larger than that of Mount Rushmore. NASA tried to debunk the face stating it was merely a natural formation but many did not and still do not believe it for if one looks closely at the face, the rounded edges and acute right angles are a billion to one to form naturally.

The life on Mars debate spread like wildfire. NASA had no real explanation and as good Government agencies do, a code of silence and denial was implemented.

NASA again launched another probe to the red Planet and in 1998 the Global Surveyor achieved orbit and with it's more advanced technology the picture transmitted back to Earth were much more sharp and clearer. NASA made sure that the same exact area where the face was was first photographed by orbiter. This time though the rock formation showed no semblance of a face but rather more like a flat ameba. Again the debate was sparked by the new photo's and the angle at which they were taken from.

Of course the photo was processed through not one but two camera filters designed to flatten and elongate thus producing an image without depth or perception. The Grassy Knoll Institute feels that NASA felt the pressure from the Government and were instructed to debunk and falsify the new photographic evidence. NASA goes one further releasing their scientific data stating that Mars is a barren dead planet that cannot sustain life as we know it.

The Grassy Knoll Institute however disagree's with NASA's assumption of Mars never having the capability to sustain an advanced civilization such as ours here on Earth. Perhaps Mars millions of years ago had the ability to support life. But how? Mars due to the location of it's orbit around the sun would be far to cold for us earthly humans. True, but there are other ways to radiate heat. Let's look at the planet for a moment.

There are huge volcano's the size of Mount Everest on Mars. They generate immense heat and with an atmosphere to hold the heat close to the planet's surface along with the natural rays and warmth of the sun, Mars could have been quite a nice planet to call home. We already know water exists on Mars. The photo's prove this. Vast dried up ocean beds litter Mars surface. Ice still exists at Mars North and South poles.

With water, air, heat, thermal energy and elements from the core of the planet, the basic building blocks of life existed on Mars just like it did on Earth. The natural process of evolution would occur. Amino acids combining to form microscopic life building more complex multi celled plant and animal life. Basic plants would form turning into jungles, forests, meadows, marshes and deserts. The oceans would come alive with plankton that would evolve into higher forms of sea life.

Soon, just like on Earth, a higher order of species would take control and dominate the planet. At one time, dinosaurs roamed the Earth and were the dominant species until a catastrophic impact of an asteroid occurred and the climate was changed and the dinosaurs became extinct giving way to the natural selection of the next dominant species, the mammal.

More than likely Mars took another path millions of years ago and instead of the dinosaur, mammals took control of the world and evolved into humanoid form.

Unlike Earth, Mars didn't suffer a climate changing disaster that almost destroyed the planet and made nature start from scratch with a new species. Maybe Mars enjoyed millions of years with the same dominant species who logically would be millions of years ahead of us on the evolutionary scale. Martians would learn basic tools of communication, building, and form simple societies. From there, complex language and technology.

Of course the Martians would build structures to worship their god and create idols so all the world could see. Maybe even a large face on a grand scale of it's most loved leader much like Earthlings did with Mount Rushmore. Temples of worship would be erected, pyramids to the gods to show their love, devotion, and loyalty.

A thousand or so years later, space travel and exploration. The little blue planet third from the sun would be the most likely target to dream about and explore. They would build great space ships and travel to Earth. They would find a simple people with the most basic of skills. The people of Earth would consider the Martians gods from the heavens and would worship them as such.

In exchange for their worship, perhaps the Martians accelerated the natural evolution of Earth giving the Egyptians technology to erect pyramids and great buildings. Along with the technology, also bestowed the knowledge of warfare and structured society. After the Martians left, the Egyptians implemented their new found knowledge and with their now great army, controlled the world for centuries. Of course the Egyptians would pay homage to their gods by building great structures to worship and honor them with Pyramids pointing and reaching to the heavens.

Then disaster struck. Mars would be bombarded with planet killing asteroids with some measuring 100 miles wide impacting on every corner of Mars. Within months the atmosphere would be almost gone letting the heat escape, oceans would be altered, the life force drained. The planet would begin to die. With the dust that the asteroids would have put into the atmosphere, sunlight would not be able to penetrate thus eliminating plant reproduction. Perhaps even the planet had it's orbit altered ripping the planet and destroying it's magnetic field. Mars does have several bulges where it looks like a huge portion of the surface was almost pulled apart from the planet. The beginning of the end.

The surviving Martian people would have to act quicky to save what little of their civilization was left. Perhaps several space ships survived and they would venture out into the cosmo's searching for a new planet to call home. Perhaps one such ship landed here on Earth. Perhaps in Rome during the reign of Ceasar. Perhaps this Martian walked among the humans. Perhaps he tried to help the people of his new world and home. He would be so much more advanced than humans that he would appear to be a god.

It would only be logical that if a man from 2002 traveled back to ancient Rome, he would be perceived as a god. Maybe he would save a drowning man by performing CPR and people would say he breathed life back into the dead man. Perhaps healing the sick with a simple antibiotic. Perhaps rubbing an ointment on the skin to heal the lepers. Maybe he would use his fishing skills and sonar devices to know where to throw the nets so as to catch all the fish that a boat could carry. Perhaps he would preach his wisdom to anyone who would listen. Perhaps he would gather a great following.

Maybe Caesar would feel threatened by this new man launching a new religion speaking of his Father in Heaven and that everyone that followed his teachings would also walk in the Kingdom of heaven. Perhaps this man would be betrayed and captured by the Romans and crucified. Strung up on a cross and left to die.

Perhaps during the three hours of darkness that befell the Earth during the Martians death his fellow Martians, in the blackness and chaos took the man down from the cross and replaced him with an impostor. A near death human cleverly disguised through cosmetic and plastic surgery to resemble the Martian.

Perhaps three days later he walked into his most loyal followers meeting room to show them that he was alive and that he was leaving them in body to go and live with his father in heaven but that he would always be with them in mind and spirit. A little light show, some pyrotechnics, a magician's trap door, and the Martian would disappear and a new religion would be born.

Perhaps they would move on to other regions on Earth looking for a quiet place to settle down. To quietly mingle with the humans. To start relatons with them. They may still be here, waiting.....
Mars Face Panoranic View
Mars Face Panoranic View 
Please note the Mars Face in a panaramic view showing the other rock formations surrounding it. Mars face is in the upper right corner.
Egyptian Myths And Mars Face
Egyptian Myths And Mars Face
Notice the rock formation that resembles an Egyptian Pyramid much like the one in Egypt in the Valley of the kings.
Note the cluster of rock formations. These formations resemble the Valley of the Pharohs of ancient Egypt where several pyramids were erected close to one another to honor their dead and to show their superiority to the world.
When you look at this photo taken of Mars surface you can see the striking resemblance of the Great Sphinx and the Great Pyramids of Egypt. Notice the arrangement of the Mars Face photo to the Egyptian layout. Could they be of the same builders?

Notice the striking resemblance of the Mars face and this Egyptian burial mask.
Egyptian Sphinx is The Mars Face
Egyptian Sphinx is The Mars Face
Again, notice the face of the Egyptian Sphinx and the Mars Face. The eyes, nose, open mouth, the ceremonial head dress covering the head piece are almost exactly like the Mars Face formation. Could it be that thousands of years and devastating erosion and a photo transmitted millions of miles has blurred or washed away some of the features of the Mars Face.

Remember, the sands of Egypt once covered the great Sphinx and it had to be uncovered by man. Could it be that the Mars Face is just the tip of the ice berg and a vast structure lies beneath the Martian soil waiting patiently like the Great Sphinx to be uncovered and worshiped once again?


LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL