Big Brother Begins Watching TV Today

Big brother Is Watching TV

On June 12th, in the year of our Lord 2009, the United States will cease transmission of analog TV signals making the old style rabbit ear antenna TV sets obsolete. To continue viewing your television set, you must either have a new TV with a digital tuner or for those with older sets, invest in a converter box sanctioned by the government to receive broadcasts. BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING!

The Grassy Knoll Institutes believes much more is at stake. Why would the government, strapped for cash, issue rebates for the cost of the converters to the millions of households that require one? Because the government wants something from us. The government has an ulterior motive.

The analog to digital conversion is merely a guise to allow the government easy access to the privacy of almost every American home, apartment, business, and social establishment. Beginning at midnight tonight, the converter boxes will begin emitting a signal allowing viewers to watch their sets. The converter also has another purpose. It doubles as a listening device permitting the government to secretly eavesdrop on your family conversations in the privacy of your own home.

Don't think that's possible? Don't think it will happen? Think again! It's happening already. Take notice of the camera's installed on city street corners monitoring city traffic and citizen movement. Did you ever get a speeding ticket in the mail? From a speed camera trained on the highway snapping a photo of you behind the wheel along with your license plate? Did you ever wonder how your GPS map locater works? How it can pinpoint an exact address or location from thousands of miles away? Or government employee's monitoring your every keystroke on your computer to ensure you aren't planning to blow up a building? Or how the TV networks know how many people really watched one of their programs? The TV digital converter is merely the next step of Big Brother usurping even more freedom and enacting more control over it's citizens.

I will leave you with a warning from a 1960's television science fiction series,
The Outer Limits. It now seems prophetic.

There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. We can roll the image, make it flutter. We can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity. For the next hour, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. We repeat: there is nothing wrong with your television set. You are about to participate in a great adventure. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to... The Outer Limits.

Outer Limits TV Test Pattern

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Proof Of Second Shooter On The Grassy Knoll

Irrefutable Proof Of A Second Shooter

A signed confession on a U.S. dollar bill printed in the year 2000 is positive proof that Oswald did not act alone.

If it were Oswald who signed the dollar then the bill would have had to be dated 1963 or before. This one is clearly marked 2000 making it impossible for him to have signed it.

Therefore, the only logical conclusion is that a second assassin was lurking on the grassy knoll that fateful day in November 1963 and took aim at John Kennedy as he was riding in the motorcade and completed the assassination of our 35th president.

The Grassy Knoll Institute rocket scientists can only speculate as to why the assassin came forward after 40 plus years of silence to confess assuming that perhaps this man (FBI handwriting experts have already determined that a man wrote this confession) is dying and wished to clear his conscious before he passed away.

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   Othepjavier said

   February 8, 2008 at 10:24 pm e
   Maybe the guy’s just making fun. How are they so sure that the man who wrote that really shot JFK?
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   Chica said

   February 9, 2008 at 12:19 am e
   I had a fiver the other day that led me to that Where’s George.com site, funny enough it was a 5 dollar bill, shoulda been wheresabe.com
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   LOTGK said

   February 9, 2008 at 12:53 am e
   Otherjavier,
   Because the dollar bill says so.
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   LOTGK said

   February 9, 2008 at 12:55 am e
   Yes Chica, very cool site. I happen to know that there are a few LOTGK dollars floating around in the economy.
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   Steamed-Clams said

   February 9, 2008 at 10:13 pm e
   I know who it was.
   A man gave me a dollar bill on Nov 22 of this year.
   Coincidence? I think not.
   Not only did he surreptitiously slip it into my change real casual-like, but he also asked;
   “Can I help you with anything else?”
   So the assumption that this criminal is dying and wants to unburden his soul is grossly erroneous.
   He wants another job.
   Seems to me we better keep Bush out of Texas for awhile.
   In fact, we should probably take him to a cave in Utah and hide him….far far away, for a long long time.
   We must make sure he survives.
   We must have proof for future generations that we did not invent him.
   Without him, no one will believe such a man ever existed.
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   LOTGK said

   February 9, 2008 at 11:04 pm e
   Forget about the cave in Utah. Romney has been hiding out there up until this year.
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   Steamed-Clams said

   February 9, 2008 at 11:57 pm e
   Yeah, But I hear Romney didn’t touch any of the complimentary booze, smokes and pretzels.
   Bush will be fine there.
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   LOTGK said

   February 10, 2008 at 1:27 am e
   Mitt was too busy with his eleven wives. Or so I’m told….
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   Chica said

   February 10, 2008 at 10:57 pm e
   If I ever get one, I’m going to keep it forever! LOL
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    Lori said

    February 11, 2008 at 4:56 am e
    the cave in Utah leads to hollow earth…which I am starting to believe that Elvis is living down there, along with Princess Diana, Marylin Monroe, Jim Morrison, Lee Harvey Oswald, Heath Ledger… and possibly the Kennedy brothers.
    Wouldnt that be a hoot?
    Im packing my bags, and taking a trip to Utah.
    I hear they dont age down there as fast.. I got only a few good years left if I stay here.. but I could stay young and good looking for a lot longer if I go there.
    And I am sick of spending my money on anti-wrinkle creams.
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11. Working Overtime At The Grassy Knoll Institute | Going Like Sixty said

    February 18, 2008 at 5:18 pm e
    [...] Grassy Knoll caseworkers are on their way to Dallas (let’s hope they know it’s in Texas…. News that a secret treasure trove of documents related to the Kennedy assassination was first [...]
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    Anti-Christ said

    March 26, 2008 at 12:25 pm e
    Wow, had a busy weekend with Jesus dying and all. But I’m back. I want to point out to you that the dollar bill doesn’t say “I” but “1″ as in one person shot JFK.
    Handwriting analysis on Oswald should prove that he wrote this on the dollar and that he acted alone in the murder of your Catholic president.
    Repent is to late. Kick back and enjoy life instead.
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    LOTGK said

    March 26, 2008 at 7:07 pm e
    Anti, problem with your theory, the bill is dated year 2000, 37 years after Oswald was murdered.
    Good catch though.
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    Gentledove said

    June 20, 2008 at 9:14 pm e
    It WAS George Washington wot did it.
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    LOTGK said

    June 21, 2008 at 12:14 am e
    Psst…. Over here.
    Rumor has it that a rocket scientist working at the Grassy Knoll Institute penned the phrase on the note.
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    Hamster said

    June 26, 2009 at 7:23 pm e
    Totally fake. Whata farce.
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      LOTGK said

      June 27, 2009 at 11:47 pm e
      What’s fake? What is a farce? It is a real dollar bill with a confession written on it. It offers more believable proof that the volumes published by the Warren Commission.
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    Jim Porter said

    January 5, 2010 at 1:08 pm e
    http://img33.picoodle.com/img/img33/3/11/15/f_osbanjom_22aa351.jpgThis picture was taken around 1230 pm on Nov.22 1963. Oswald was playing for a neighborhood hoot-n-nanny in his backyard during his lunch hour. Proof that he couln’t have been the shooter on the sixth floor of the TSBD.
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      Gumby said

      January 5, 2010 at 3:08 pm e
      I read that it was taken a week before the assassination.
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        LOTGK said

        January 6, 2010 at 8:49 am e
        Yes, I thought it was as well.
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    Jim Porter said

    January 7, 2010 at 2:41 pm e
    what are you talking about?
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      LOTGK said

      January 8, 2010 at 7:39 pm e
      About the picture of Oswald, I think that photo before 12:30pm on November 22, 1963.
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        Jim Porter said

        January 9, 2010 at 12:49 pm e
        Yeah, the real picture was in march, I WAS JOKING!
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          LOTGK said

          January 13, 2010 at 12:46 am e
          You don’t quite have the hang of conspiracy theories yet.
          You need to stick with the 1% truth and expand on that.
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Missed It By That Much - TU24

Asteroid TU24 Missed By This Much

Missed It By That Much

Asteroid TU24 safely flew by the earth this morning at 12:33 Eastern standard Time and did not impact as was predicted by our esteemed Grassy Knoll Institute rocket scientists. (The scientist in charge was given 40 lashes, and not the Max-Factor mascara type, and immediately fired)

Scientist 86 discovered his data was flawed after he failed to convert the telemetry data of the asteroid from U. S. standard measurements to metric. Thus, the error was the exact distance, 334,000 miles that asteroid TU24 missed the earth by.

The Curator of the Grassy Knoll Institute guarantee's that each and every conspiracy theory served up is worth at least 99 cents, if not more. Critical math errors are not tolerated here. Apparently more overtime is necessary for the rocket scientists here.

Would you believe.....

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Scientists Create Life With Cloning Technique

American scientists, (Dr. Frankenstein) from the Institute for Biological Energy Alternatives, have created an artificial virus that has the ability to reproduce itself. The scientists named the new living virus, Phi-X174 bacteriophage.

This is a first for the scientific community where a virus was created from the ground floor up. What's even more astonishing is that the virus began to replicate itself almost immediately after it was created. (Sounds like the premise for a cheap horror movie but its true)

Genome mapping experts praised the virus creation as a stepping stone to human life creation. From this, the next step is the growing and cultivating of living human tissue and organs for people needing a transplant. From there, in a few more years, cloning a complete human being. One more step after that, Frankensteins monster, the complete cloning and replication of the entire body, mind, and spirit into a new fresh healthy body.

Sound monstrous? you bet it is. That is why this achievement has been swept under the proverbial carpet. The virus was created in 2003, and has been kept under wraps for fear of what this virus could do if perhaps it mutated and got out of control of the scientists. Since it is a new virus, there would be no immunity from the public meaning that if the virus turned lethal, millions of people would perish until a vaccine was developed to stop the rampage. Vaccine development of a synthetic virus would take months if not years to complete.

Angry lynch mobs are now forming in a city near you. The Grassy Knoll Institute will supply the townsfolk with all the torches they need to storm the castle.

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Parking Deck Conspiracy

Parking In Gatlinburg Tennessee

 Five dollars for all day parking doesn't sound to bad until you look at the big picture. Every year I visit Gatlinburg, Tennessee (Apparently there is a huge amount of paranormal activity in the foothills of the Smoky mountains) and I walk through this parking deck every day to and from my hotel on my way to and from work. So far no problem. But of course there is more.

Gatlinburg is a very busy tourist and convention town. Literally thousands of locals and out of towners flock into Gatlinburg during the morning hours to attend conventions, shopping, sightseeing, visit Ober Gatlinburg, and other activities. This parking deck is the only spot to park as you are not permitted to on the Parkway strip.

As you might believe, this deck is very popular and by 10am is packed. The only problem is, the above $5.00 parking sign is not posted in the mornings.

Parking Deck In Gatlinburg Tennessee

This one is!

That's right kids, early in the morning the parking attendant tapes this $10.00 parking sign at the entrance covering the $5.00 signs. At roughly 10am, the $10.00 sign is taken down and for the rest of the day, parking is only five dollars.

The parking deck has a monopoly and you either pay the $10.00 or you don't park. It's that simple. But the sign says, $5.00 parking all day. What it really should say is, parking is $5.00 all day except during the morning hours when demand is at it's highest which at that time you will pay $10.00 or whatever we want you to pay.

The Grassy Knoll Institute has a sneaking suspicion that Exxon Corporation owns this parking deck.

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NFL Network Conspiracy

Armstrong Cable Blacks Out NFL Network

Last Thanksgiving evening thousands of NFL fans were treated to a blacked out Bronco's - Chiefs game. As ravenous turkey laden fans settled down in front of their TV's, they were rudely alerted and told that the game could not be televised tonight due to an outrageous fee that the NFL wanted to charge the cable company. Armstrong cable, our local cable company, ran this scrolling message across the television screen.

Armstrong is not able to air tonight's game because the NFL has not granted us the right to do so. The NFL has demanded an outrageous amount for Armstrong to show eight out of market games. Your local team's games will be available on other channels. For more information, please call 1-877-277-5711

The Grassy Knoll Institute has been watching the NFL network all year on Armstrong cable and we have watched all the commercials touting Thursday night NFL football beginning Thanksgiving evening. However, we did not see a single commercial, or alert, or note on our cable bill stating that Armstrong cable was not going to pay the required fee to the NFL to carry the games on NFL network. Armstrong cable had 11 months to notify it's loyal paying customers. Instead, Armstrong chose to alert us at 8pm Thanksgiving night, just minutes before the game was to air.

The Grassy Knoll Institute believes that Armstrong cable deliberately waited to make the announcement so as to eliminate defection from avid NFL sports fans who were anticipating the extra game on Thanksgiving plus a Thursday game to the end of the season. If these fans were told months before when the deal was shown to Armstrong and rejected, perhaps they would have had time to seek alternate services to receive the games. DirecTV and Dish Network carried the game and they are direct competitors to cable television. Now do you see the conspiracy?

Armstrong cable made a grave error in customer service on Thanksgiving. They had the ability to notify their customers but elected not to. This course of action gives cable companies even more of a bad reputation concerning customer service.

This type of power play is happening more often as ESPN flexed it's network muscles by putting popular college football games on it's least popular channel, ESPNU network. This is forcing cable companies to either add the new ESPN channel to it's lineup or risk the wrath of loyal cable customers.

Nobody wins except the networks.

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Moments Before Shots Rang Out

Moments Before Impact

New film footage was donated today, on presidents day, of president John F. Kennedy’s motorcade moments before shots rang out killing JFK.

George Jefferies, the cameraman on the film, donated the film to the Sixth Floor Museum in Dallas today. He put away the film for over 43 years thinking it wasn’t of any real value or importance but was coaxed to bring the footage to the light of day once again. The film is very clear with bright colors and completely in focus, unlike the Zapruder film which was the only known film in existence of the assassination.

The film clearly shows other people with video camera’s filming away as the presidents limousine passed by them. The Grassy Knoll Institute wonders if perhaps, there are many more amateur videotographers with video footage of the president with clearer focus, a different angle, a better perspective, of the president getting shot? The odds are very good that an event such as this one, hundreds of bystanders had camera’s and 8 millimeter movie camera’s focused on the president. And only one film was confiscated and taken in for evidence.

Why is that only the Zapruder film, a choppy out of focus film, the only video evidence of the Kennedy assassination? Just compare the quality of Zapruders film to Jefferies and the results are night and day. Perhaps there are other films, from other angles, showing the fatal blasts to Kennedy’s head. Perhaps those reels have been confiscated from the bystanders, and later returned to them after inspection for any evidence captured on film that could shed light on the killing.

Perhaps people are afraid to submit their footage for they know they captured something other than what has been drilled into the American public for 44 plus years. Maybe someone, in their 80′s are waiting for death to come knocking on their door before they reveal to the world what really happened on that fateful 1963 November day in Dallas.

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   Chuck said

   December 5, 2007 at 7:04 pm
   Tune in tonight for our interview with world-renowned forensic pathologist Dr. Cyril Wecht. His expertise has also been utilized in high profile cases involving Mary Jo Kopechne, Sunny von Bulow, Jean Harris, Dr. Jeffrey McDonald, the Waco Branch Davidian fire, and Vincent Foster. Feel free to call in and talk to him on air.
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   LEE LARSON said

   October 16, 2008 at 11:25 pm
   INTERESTING THAT THE KENNEDY ARCHIVES WERE SEALED ‘FOREVER’. THE LINCOLN ARCHIVES WERE SEALED FOR 75 YEARS, WHICH MEANT 1940 AS THE MAGIC YEAR OF REVELATION. THE FREEDOM OF INFORMATION ACT NOTWITHSTANDING, THE GOV’T STILL FLATLY REFUSES TO OPEN THE LINCOLN ARCHIVES, WHILE THE ‘SEALED FOREVER’ KENNEDY ARCHIVES ARE SLOWLY BEING OPENED ONE PARAGRAPH AT A TIME.
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   LOTGK said

   October 17, 2008 at 10:24 am
   And does anyone really think that one shred of evidence is concealed in the sealed documents? No way. Everything is destroyed. All tracks are covered. Even the assassin (s) himself has been eliminated.
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   Megan said

   October 23, 2008 at 2:52 pm
   i need help on my jfk project
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   Doug said

   March 17, 2012 at 1:57 pm
   I think anyone who doesn’t believe there was a “plan” to kill JFK is delusional at this point. The naysayers enjoy trying to shoot down all of the theories but I think to them, it’s almost a game. The fact is that LBJ wanted to be president very badly and it was public knowledge that he hated being VP. JFK and his brother were in the process of trying to kick him off their ticket for the 64 campaign so he had no other way to become president. I believe he and Hoover started the “plan” along with perhaps, Allen Dulles, the CIA director JFK had kicked to the curb. Who actually did the shooting (Cuban exiles, Mafia, CIA, Secret Service, etc.), I don’t really have any theories on but I believe it was well orchestrated. If you remember after the assassination, Hoover wrote the FBI report (lone gunman) on the assassination and finished it rather quickly for such a catastrophic event (like maybe around Dec 12, if I remember correctly). After that, LBJ and Hoover met and discussed the need to create their own committee to investigate the case (Warren Commission) (there is actual audio of this conversation) and also the importance of the lone gunman theory to be the only one agreed upon. They even appointed Allen Dulles to be on the committee. The Warren Commission’s sole mission was to “corroborate” the Hoover FBI report i.e. lone gunman theory. That’s not a true investigation but rather a compilation of the “appropriate” evidence to support a conclusion you have already come to. One of the more telling details of that day was actually some film footage where as the President’s limo is turning onto Elm Street from Houston street, the Secret Service guys are asked to stand down. One of the agents throws his hands up in the air like why are we here if not to walk along beside the President. Oh and one last thing, the HSCA in 1977 concluded that there was “likely” a conspiracy to kill the President. One last factoid that I read and found interesting: in 1963, it was not a Federal crime (felony) to kill the President of the United States. After his death, it become a Federal crime.
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     LOTGK said

     March 18, 2012 at 11:24 pm
     I truly believe there was a plan with multiple shooters to guarantee the assassination.
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       Doug said

       March 19, 2012 at 10:41 am
       well, that is more than likely true. I think as far as that day, there are a few interesting details. 1) The “umbrella man” who opens and closes his umbrella several times (on a very clear sunny day by the way) right as the motorcade was close to the “shooting” spot. To me, that was a signal to the snipers/shooters to commence. 2) there was not only the Texas book Depository where LHO was supposedly shooting from but there was the DalTex Oil Corp building and also the Dallas Courthouse Jail right next to it. The prisoners in the building say they could see gunmen/snipers sitting in the Oil company building as well. Like you said, there were more than likely multiple shooters and perhaps they didn’t all end up having to shoot but were more as backup to “make sure” they accomplished their “mission”. 3) there are pictures of two men after the shootings when everyone else is diving down to the ground or running away frantically in hysterics, they very calmly walk and sit on the sidewalk. One man appears to talk on a walkie talkie or something (I think he has been dubbed “radio man”) as if to say mission accomplished or something of the like. 4) also, the FBI confiscated the Zapruder film for a period of days before anyone could see it – so remember the footage we have seen is more than likely NOT the true complete footage originally taken by Zapruder. They deleted frames and spliced it back together more than likely to hide any obvious evidence. I have also been curious myself about that Stemmons Freeway sign blocking our view almost exactly at the point where Kennedy is first shot in the neck (you see him grasping his neck which is right before the fatal head shot). What happened behind that sign that we can’t see? 5) lastly, the motorcade was driving so much slower than normal and almost came to a complete stop as shots were fired. This is very curious and would make sense if the secret service were in on it. I absolutely believe secret service helped orchestrate it. If you remember, Kennedy mentioned one time he didn’t need secret service because he has his own “boys” to watch his back. It’s all very curious. Oh and one more thing, remember when Jack Ruby said “the world will never know” the true story and that the plot came all the way from the top. You mean the top as in LBJ?….hmmmmmmmmm…..
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ESPNU Flexes Muscles

ESPN television sports cable network is flexing it's sport muscle using top collegiate football games to force cable networks to add the channel to it's lineup. Doesn't sound like a conspiracy to you? Well, let's look at some facts.ESPNU is the weakest of 5 channels in the ESPN conglomerate plus the powerful ABC television completes a formidable sports network second to none. All but the ESPNU channel is doing well and ESPN has found a way to almost immediately make the channel in demand. I don't want to use the word extortion, but since it's already printed here, and I don't feel like applying another word, we'll let extortion stick.

Several weeks ago ESPN opted to televise the Ohio State Buckeyes verses the Indiana Hoosiers football game on ESPNU network instead of it's flagship channel ESPN. Thee Ohio State Buckeyes are undefeated and the number one ranked team in the nation. This game demanded a national audience but instead it was shown in less than 10% of the nations homes.

As the news spread that the game wasn't going to be televised nationally, the phone lines and emails heated up to the local cable providers demanding why ESPNU wasn't on their list of channels. Thousands of complaints were logged to the cable companies, (And this time the fault did not fall upon the cable companies on this one) but they did not have any control over what ESPN decides to air and what not to.

In one swift motion, ESPNU was on the map and became a buzz word that weekend. To complete the deal, ESPNU announced the rules of regional coverage (engagement) stating they have the legal right not to air a particular game or games if they so desire. In fact, the possibility was implied that more top rated games could wind up on ESPNU putting even more pressure on the cable networks to pick up ESPNU on their lineup.

ESPNU had a very successful test and the Grassy Knoll Institute will wager that with the final weeks of the college season upon us, another major game will find it's way on the fledgling ESPNU network which will pave the way for next year with ESPN announcing an expanded schedule of game for 2007. A perfect conspiracy theory indeed.

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