NASA Shuttle Atlantis

NASA Space Shuttle Conspiracy

NASA is in the news spotlight once again as shuttle Atlantis returned to earth after a successful mission with the international space station. The shuttle's camera's spotted some space debris in the shuttle's orbit possibly posing a threat during re-entry.

Shuttle Atlantis commander Brent Jett stated to Mission Control that the debris looked like two rings and a piece of tin foil. He further noted that the object was 100 or so feet from the shuttle and was "A reflective cloth or a mechanic looking-cloth...It's not a solid metal structure."

Does anyone else find this explanation familiar? Oh, I don't know, maybe about 50 years ago, in a tiny little town called Roswell. Hundreds of townsfolk reported seeing something strange in the sky. Many said they saw it crash in a farmers field. Even the newspapers said it was a Unidentified Flying Saucer.

After a panic and more media, the government put a lid on the story and concocted the cover story that a top secret weather balloon was what was actually seen in the sky. They even showed some nuts, bolts, rings, and a large piece of tin foil.

The Shuttle landed perfectly in a very rare night time landing. Grassy Knoll Institutes own rocket scientists have acquired the classified film footage taken from the shuttle camera and found startling evidence that the objects are not so-called space junk. Our scientists were able to extrapolate that the objects were alien probes, sent to spy on the space station.

The shuttle astronauts, after un-docking from the station, spent an extra day syncing its orbit with the probes and the shuttles robotic arm was able to snatch the probe and place it in the cargo bay.

Of course, the cover story was that NASA was concerned about the objects and danger they presented to the shuttle. Hence the extra day in space. And the landing in the cover at night completed the mission.

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New Generation Stealth Jet

New Generation Stealth Tech

New Generation Stealth Jet

The Stealth Bomber made its debut in 1981 after years of denial that it existed by the United States Government. The Stealth project was such a closely guarded secret that only a handful of people knew of it’s entire capabilities.

As flight tests of the Stealth began at Area 51, the supposedly secret base hidden in the Nevada desert, UFO sightings began to increase in not only that region, but in others as well. Until the Stealth debuted, the popular explanation was UFO’s. Now that the Stealth is common knowledge, many of the UFO sightings were explained away as people actually spotting the Stealth on one of its many secret flights. Or, maybe that’s what the Government wants the public to believe. But that’s another conspiracy theory that the Grassy Knoll Institute won’t get into right now.

With the extremely successful Stealth bomber and fighter jets at the ripe old age of 24 years, the Grassy Knoll Institute has uncovered the next generation of the Stealth Jet. The past 20 plus years of new design and technology has been outfitted to the new stealth and is now close to it's immediate parent of the space ship that crashed at Roswell, New Mexico in 1947.

There are two types of new generation Stealth planes being tested at Area 51. One is the logical next step to the original stealth with vast improvements to engine design and output, with increased payload capacity, longer mission range, more nimble manueverability, and speeds upwards to Mach 10. This is the stealth plane that will eventually be debuted in an upcoming war or border skirmish. It will have the look and feel of the atypical stealth, (single wing, charcoal in color, hidden engines) but with the added bonus features and additions of light refracting prisms that will make the stealth undetectable to the human eye as well as the most sophisicated radar detection devices. Rumor has it that the new Stealth jet will be flown by remote control eliminating any possible harm to the pilot in combat missions.

The second type is a radical new design plane that has the appearance of a flying black triangle. The new stealth is rumored to be able to escape the boundaries of Earths atmosphere and operate in space better than our current space shuttle. The design is attracting many UFO sightings as eyewitnesses describe giant black triangles appearing in the night sky, hovering quietly, and then speeding out of sight in the blink of an eye. Many feel that most of the so-called alien triangle ship sightings can be attributed to the new generation USAF Stealth plane. The power plant of this stealth is the first of it's kind using nuclear power as it's fuel giving the plane unlimited range inside earths atmosphere or in the cold vastness of space. The need to stop and refuel is now nonexistent and only the limitations of the pilot will ground the plane.

The speed of the new stealth is almost unlimited in space. By utilizing it's sleek triangle plane design the stealth has zero drag enabling the plane to resist heat and friction as it accelerates past speeds we could only once imagine. With it's unlimited power supply, the new stealth will pioneer the beginning of the next step of space exploration. The new stealth will be able to rocket to the moon and back in just under a day. A manned Mars exploration will now be possible with the new stealth reaching the red planet in mere weeks.

A new dawn in mankind exploration has begun with the new millennium and by the end of the zero decade, manned flights to Mars and beyond will be a common occurrence.

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