Jesus Image Appears |
Guitar maker believes the image of Jesus is on the neck of one of his newly made guitars. The image is seemingly burned into the wood grain of the guitar and depicts a full bodied image including arms, legs, and the head of Jesus.
Upon further study, the image does appear to be that of a man, but the clothing is that of an astronaut, a spacesuit very much resembling NASA's Apollo moon Astronauts. This revelation sparked a rebuttal from another religious organization claiming it to be their prophet.
The Raelians, (A religious cult that believes an alien species through DNA intervention created the human race) interprets this guitar figure as a sign that Elohim, (Raelian equivalent to Jesus) is preparing to return to Earth to battle non believers.
The Grassy Knoll Institute asks why now? Why did Jesus, or Elohim appear on a guitar neck in Maine today? What is the significance? The Christian holy day Easter was last week and the Raelian holy day of Cylonian was March 20th, (Series Finale For Battlestar Galatica) has also passed.
It has been noted that a clandestine government agency has been mobilized and ascending upon the great state of Maine. We will assuredly follow their movements in the upcoming days.
In other news, Strangely enough, David Bowie is coming April 24th to New Gloucester, Maine for a rock festival and revival of his top selling 1970's album, A Space Oddity.
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Robert De Vries(Netherlands) said
This was a overall planned action, by the government/FBI/CIA/
Sectret Service.
There must been at least two teams, mayby three. Two at the back, one at the front(head shot). If you look in this matter and see all the people who has there interest in this killing and spoke about it, there were about 10-12 shots. You have to ask yourself what happened afterwards. With his car(directly repaired and cleaned?), body(no good autopsy), the place where the shots rang out(within hours it was clear and open for the puplic), the investigation(wellknown about the magic bullet theory?), the many people who were there at the scene, the book depository(three bullits in line with the rifle gun Mauser-the wrong one at first, see testimony of sherrif of Dallas-Roger Craig).
It’s one big blur, created by the government/FBI/CIA/Secret Service. The truth will and can’t come out, everybody knows that JFK is killed, not by Oswald. The official files, or whats left of it, will not be open till 2032, thanks to G.W.Bush. WHY? Thats mine real concern. They continue it and I realy hope that Obama, can do his job and build a country that is proud of itself. Not make war, but put that money in their own country, because a lot of people need that, see what happened with Katrina. But when he is stopping war in Irak/Afganistan, I hope the people of the warindustry will let him live, if not he ends up like JFK.
To Big For Conspiracy?? said
When is the last time you have seen films or documentation
about the 10 million Humans purged from Stalins regime?
We’ve seen thousands of Hitlers Death camps..
How many Stalin death camp and mass execution pictures
have you seen ..??? Im betting none..
The 60′s are full of “lone nut gunman” Gandhi, MLK ,RFK, JFK to name a few… All men of peace and threatened corrupt powerful “leaders”
Im not a conspiracy Theory Nut…..Im a Common Sence and truth Nut..
JIM
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Perhaps you didn’t notice that this is the home of the 99 cent conspiracy theory. It’s a humorous blog. You have been fooled. Read a few more updates and you will realize you were taken hook, line, and sinker.
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Oswald was set up and I have no doubt that there was another shooter (or shooters) on the grassy knoll. Wait a sec, LOTGK… lurking on the grassy knoll… it was you!!!
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i have watched some videos of that day and looking at it, it seems his wife had something to do with it, she acts so weird when he gets shot and looks as if the second bullit comes from underneath the president so tell me who else could shoot him from tht angle????????
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CARCANO ITALIAN MADE, ACTION BOLT RIFLE. HE ACTED ALONE. FULL STOP. NO CONSPIRACY. GOT IT. THE GUY WAS A MENTALLY UNSTABLE NUTCASE. DON’T BE FOOLED BY ALL THIS CONSPIRACY NONSENSE. AUTHORS WRITING CONSPIRACY BOOKS WHO MAY OR MAY NOT BELIEVE THEIR OWN DELUSIONS. THY ARE MAKING MONEY THROUGH CAREFULLY CRAFTED BOOKS THAT DUPE THE READER INTO BUYING AND BELIEVING THE NONSENSE THAT THEY ARE WRITING. CONSPIRACY SELLS. THERE WERE NO CONSPIRACY.
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(PS I love this site – just found it today thru twitter. I’ll be bock. spoken like Arnie, not to be confused by ari – ari wasnt the Gov of Cali – or was he and I missed that day in class too).
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Look at the pluses – you get a piece of Canada in a beautiful tourism area. you get a kooky tenant – but one who pays the rent full and on time every month (never missed in all my years) and when I am rich writing a book of conspiracy theories that I have made up over the years you have the honour of saying “I knew her when…” Its a win win for everyone!
Its a short drive from OH – well maybe not as short a drives as it is to say, Cleveland, but if you stay on the US side for the most part gas is cheaper.
I left you the eviction story at serendopeity.
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