Halloween Beginnings 2025

Happy early Halloween bitches and bastards. Its October 2nd and the Halloween season is now upon us all. I'm ready for the season. Are you? Well, you better be for this year we will certainly supply plenty of sexy Halloween sirens, adult costumes, and ghost stories. 

Plus haunted video from conventions, demons from hell, ripe melons, haunted tips, urban legends, and our own special blend all things Halloween. 

I ask, no wait, encourage, no wait, behoove you to check our blog daily for the month of October including a little bit of Edgar Allen Poe. Yes, Poe. 

I said it, I'm doing it, so there. 

Happy Halloween 

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Eddies Grill Back Patio Geneva On The lake

 

So, yes I know I missed the Halloween season. And yes, it is my upmost favorite time of the year. October is the time of year where my blog flourishes with wonderful people, (And some crazy people) coming to see what is up in my town during All Hallows Eve. I love reading all the comments from each post. And I must say, many are very clever, and mostly humorous. (I get paid for doing this) LOL

Anyway, this post is a first of its kind for the Grassy Knoll Institute. Take a close look at the Eddies Grill billboard above. See that crazy guy holding a spatula and a famous Eddies Grill cheeseburger? (Go ahead, I'll wait a few seconds) 

Yes, Eddies Grill, located on Geneva On The Lake, is now closed. Eddies closed early September and will reopen on Mothers Day weekend in May of 2025. 

Getting back. See that guy smiling. Wearing glasses. That's me. The Curator of the Grassy Knoll Institute. 

I know this is not a Halloween themed post, but hey, I do look a little spooky. OK, a lot spooky. 

However, its taken me 45 years working at my job to get this far. And I have had so much fun working. 

But, last week I retired. Halloween day was my last day. 

Anyway, as I have stated in past Halloween posts, I am not leaving my blog. I will be the last person blogging, even if I am the last one. In fact, I welcome that. 

I am making a promise that I will have at least 20 Halloween posts for the 2025 October season. I guarantee this statement. 

I patiently await comments. Please let them fly. Or swim. Or walk. Or Waltz. 

Happy Halloween (Or November)

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I Once Caught A Ghost This Big

 

I once caught a ghost this big....

Wow, is it November 2nd already? I woke up around 3am this morning and it looked like it was light outside. I opened the blind and dammit, it was snowing. Not just a little flurry but this snow meant business. Of course the front lawn was covered in white snow but also the driveway and the street. I believe it is true when one says that Ohio has two seasons, Summer and Winter. No Spring, no Fall. Just snow.

Anyway....

Once again, we had another fantastic Halloween season. I want to thank everyone who logged in and viewed the Halloween Dark Zone of the Grassy Knoll Institute. I know in past years there were multiple posts in October, (20-25) but hey we are still posting along. I will say, I am still enjoying this blog and its readers. 

 

As I have stated in the past, I am staying put right here. I am not leaving. I am staying here until I am the last blog in the universe. 

Happy Halloween to everyone once again. Thank you for viewing and commenting and I will see you all next year.

Happy Halloween

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Also The Trick On Halloween

I'm the Treat.....

And also the trick...

On this 2020 Halloween evening, let the buyer beware.

And get out and vote.

Happy Halloween

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Dick In The Box

 

Hey girl
I got somethin' real important to give you
So just sit down and listen

Girl you know we've been together such a long long time
And now I'm ready to lay it on the line
Wow, you know it's Halloween and my heart is open wide
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind

A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside inside the box

Justine Timberlake is jealous, I just know it.

Happy Halloween

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I Put A Spell On You Because You Are Mine

I dusted off the computer keyboard ready to entertain myself (And hopefully my readers) for the unholiest month of the year. October Bitches!

Today is October 6th and Halloween is right around the corner. The rocket scientists here at the Dark Zone have plenty of tricks and treats. We aim (And BTW, we are very good shots) to scare the Helloween out of you. 

Please check back here at the Dark Zone everyday for updates on everything pertaining to Halloween including sexy costumes, huge melons, ghost stories, haunted house critiques, urban legends, and our own special blend of Halloween humor.  

Halloween is coming!

I put a spell on you, because you're mine
You better stop the thing that you're doin'
I said, "Watch out, I ain't lyin'", yeah
I ain't gonna take none of your, foolin' around
I ain't gonna take none of your, puttin' me down
I put a spell on you because you're mine, all right

I put a spell on you, because you're mine
You better stop, the thing that you're doin'
I said, "Watch out, I ain't lyin'", yeah
I ain't gonna take none of your, foolin' around
I ain't gonna take none of your, puttin' me down
I put a spell on you because you're mine, all right

Happy Halloween

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Happy Halloween 2019

Once again, another fantastic Halloween season. I want to thank everyone who logged in and viewed the Halloween Dark Zone of the Grassy Knoll Institute. I know it is not as crazy as in previous years but I am still having fun. And hopefully so are you.  

As I have printed in the past, I am staying put right here. I am not leaving. I am staying here until I am the last blog in the universe. 

Happy Halloween to everyone once again. Thank you for viewing and commenting and I will see you all next year.

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Egypt Burial Chamber Located

Breaking News....

Famous Egyptologist Doctor Zahi Hawass announced today that a burial chamber has been discovered underneath the great Sphinx located on the Giza Plateau, just adjacent to the great pyramids of Egypt. Doctor Hawass noted that beneath the left paw of the Sphinx lies none other than the burial chamber of Antony and Cleopatra.

Hawass announced that once crews create a large enough pass, video and HD quality pictures will be displayed for all the world to see.

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Billie Lourd Halloween Sexy Siren

Star Wars Sexy Siren Billie Lourd is Halloween's winner for sexiest siren. Billie is not only in the previous Star Wars movie but also in the latest Star Wars film coming out late December.

However, Ms. Lourd is crowned Sexy Siren for her role on the series, American Horror Story. This season it is titled, AHS 1984.

I encourage you to watch the series and the previous 8 seasons. It will be worth it.

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Best Halloween Tongue Tattoo

Elle Fanning is the winner of the 2019 Best Halloween Tongue Tattoo.
Here we see Ms. Fanning proudly displaying the LOTGK logo for all Halloween fans to enjoy.
Thank you and you are welcome.

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Best Halloween Melons Of 2019

For certain, competition for BEST HALLOWEEN MELONS 2019 was solid. Thousands upon thousands of contestants entered the contest. Alas, we here at the Grassy Knoll Institute only have one winner.
May we introduce you to Sara Underwood, winner of the Best Halloween Melons of 2019

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Its Showtime Halloween 2019

It's Showtime Bitches.

This Halloween season the Grassy Knoll Institute had a difficult time securing a Ghost Host. Many guests were interviewed. Many guests were turned down. Until we asked Beetlejuice what his qualifications were....

His reply...
Ahh, Well... I attended Juillard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK??? You think I'm qualified?

Yes, the Grassy Knoll Institute believes Beetlejuice is qualified. After all, he's the ghost with the most...
Qualified enough to host the 2019 Halloween Dark Zone main event.

This year, we have a bevy of sexy Halloween sirens. Many outlandish adult Halloween costumes. Real ghost stories. Wild haunted video from Halloween conventions. Demons from Hell. Big ripe Halloween melons. Haunted house tips, urban legends, and our own special blend of all things Halloween. Check back daily as we will be updating continuously throughout the month of October.


Happy Halloween

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Happy Halloween 2018

It has been a fantastic Halloween season. Thank you everyone who logged in and viewed the Grassy Knoll Institute. I know it is not as crazy as in previous years but I am getting older. And people are now surfing Facebook and other sites leaving behind the tried and true blogs of the universe. 

Alas, I am staying put right here. I am hanging here until I am the last blog in the universe. 

Happy Halloween to everyone once again. Thank you for viewing and commenting and I will see you all next year.

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Best Halloween Costume Of 2018

Playboy Playmate of the year Sara Jean Underwood illuminates her Halloween costume with patriotic suspenders to hold her shorts up. Enough typed words. Enjoy!!!

USA, USA, USA....

Happy Halloween

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All About Killing Eve

That's right boys and girls, this Halloween season it's all about Killing Eve.
A fantastic television series from BBC America. Jodie Comer plays her part perfectly.
I guarantee that you will see plenty Villanelle Halloween costumes walking the Trick or Treat trails tonight.
I'll leave you with this.

I had to kill you,
I'm really sorry, 
I had to do it, 
Gotta go on my own.
I had to kill you, 
I took it for so long.

Happy Halloween

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Trump Troll Says What

Love him or hate him but Donald Trump is our 45th president of the great United States of America.
I feel so much more secure knowing that the wall to prevent any non American citizens to enter the country has been built at the expense of the Mexican government. After all, it was one of his main arguments that assisted him in being elected. Build the Wall. Build the Wall. Build the Wall.

Wait, what, it's almost two years gone by and we don't have the wall.
T Troll promised what??????

Happy Halloween

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Best Melons Winner 2018

Maitland Ward is the winner of the Halloween Dark Zone Best Melons Display of 2018.
You can find Maitland in all her glory at her Instagram page below.

Maitland Wards Instagram

Happy Halloween

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Jessica Nigri Sexy Siren

Jessica Nigri Sexy Siren

Jessica Nigri is of course October's winner of The Sci-Fi Sexy Siren award. Jessica is also heavy into cosplay. You can see her in person at many of the events she attends throughout the year. Or......
You can find thousands of pics of Jessica right here Jessica Nigri

Happy Halloween

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Zombie Cleavage - Yes We All Look

Rick Grimes, leader for the past nine years on AMC The Walking Dead television series will ride off into the sunset this coming Sunday.
Other news: The zombies (Err, Walkers) have increased their game this season.

Happy Halloween

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Let That Be Your Last Battlefield

Star Trek Discovery has ben rebooted and warping around the universe at light speed. One of the most popular original series episodes was Let that Be Your Last Battlefield, where Kirk and the Enterprise crew encounter an alien race with skin evenly black on one side and white on the other. One of the men is a fugitive, one the poilce officer in pursuit. The chase has been ongoing for over 50,000 years. Till finally, they arrive back on their home planet.

Science Officer Spock makes a logical but startling fact about the two men. On one man, his face is black on the left side of his face. The second mans face is black on the right side of his face.

At the beginning of season two, the Star Trek Discovery crew encounters another pair of aliens from the planet Cheron. This time, they are both female.

Happy Halloween

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