Showing posts with label Donald Trump. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Donald Trump. Show all posts

4/01/2017

Liar Liar Pants On Fire


Washington - Capital Hill - April 1st, 2017:
This morning President Trump signed into law his new huge (Pronounced yuge) affordable health care act once and for all abolishing the former act known as Obama-Care. Trump stated the heath care system has been fixed and every American citizen will have insurance.

Pay no attention to Speaker of the house Paul Ryan (AKA The Harbinger Of Death) shaking hands as he walks out of the Washington DC Capital building with his pants on fire.


LURKING, JUST KIDDING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

1/12/2017

Trump Blamed For Felled Tree In California

pioneer-cabin-tree

Fake News Outlets (FNO) is reporting the giant Sequoia tree known as the Pioneer Cabin Tree, located in California inside Calaveras Big Trees State Park, did not succum to the weight of a heavy freak snowfall and heavy winds. Instead it was felled by President Elect Donald Trump as a warning to the 55% of California citizens that voted for Hillary Clinton.

The giant Pioneer Cabin Tree now lays dead on the forest floor and will slowly decay as nature begins its reclamation of the 1000 year old tree. The same can be said for Hillary Clintons political career.

This was Donald Trumps way of firing a warning shot to the other states that failed to vote for him in the election. What state and iconic feature will be eliminated next?


LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

11/10/2016

Celebrities Leaving Country If Trump Wins

All my bags Are Packed, 
I'm ready to go, 
I'm standing here outside your door,
I hate to wake you up to say goodbye.

The presidential election is over and Donald Trump is now President-Elect. Love him or hate him, come this January 20th, 2017, Trump will be sworn in as the 45th president of these great United States. But this post isn't about Trump or Clinton. It is about the public figures who went on record stating they would leave the country if Donald Trump captured the election.

The clock is ticking. In a mere 71 days it will be time to put your money where your mouth is. The Grassy Knoll Institute will chart each public figures departure date and destination country. This will be updated weekly until everyone on the list las left the country.

* Neve Campbell - 12/01/2016
Departure Date: DNL (Did Not Leave)
Destination Country: Radio silence.

* Cher - 12/01/2016
Departure Date: DNL (Did Not leave)
Destination Country: Radio silence

* Bryan Cranston - 11/10/2016
Departure Date: DNL (Did Not Leave)
Destination Country: Cranston reverses course and now sincerely wishes Trump success as president.

* Miley Cyrus - 11/12/2016
Departure Date: DNL (Did Not Leave)
Destination Country:Miley stated that she doesn't say things she doesn't mean. Then how do you explain your statement before Trump was elected Miley?

* Lena Dunham - 11/12/2016
Departure Date: DNL (Did Not Leave)
Destination Country: Dunham is upset people are now calling her out for her statement that she will leave for Canada if Trump wins. 

* Whoopie Goldberg - 11/11/2016
Departure Date: DNL (Did Not Leave)
Destination Country: Goldeberg stated that it was all a misunderstanding she would leave if Trump won. 

* Chelsea Handler - 11/14/2016
Departure Date: DNL (Did Not Leave)
Destination Country: Handler is now staying. Trump wins Chelsea. 

* Samuel L. Jackson - 11/13/2016
Departure Date: DNL (Did Not Leave)
Destination Country: Jackson stated he pays more taxes than Trump and why is everyone in a hurry for him to leave. Sam, I have to ask, whats in your wallet? Plane Tickets?

* Keegan-Michael Key -
Departure Date:
Destination Country:

* George Lopez:-
Departure Date:
Destination Country:

* Ne-Yo -
Departure Date:
Destination Country:

* Amy Schumer - 11/13/2016
Departure Date: DNL (Did Not Leave)
Destination Country: Amy now claims after the election that hey, it was all in jest. I didn't really mean I would leave the country.

* Al Sharpton - 11/10/2016
Departure Date: DNL (Did Not Leave)
Destination Country: Al said he was just kidding. It was all in jest. He is not leaving. 

* John Stewart -
Departure Date:
Destination Country:

* Barbara Streisand -
Departure Date:
Destination Country:

* Ali Wentworth -
Departure Date:
Destination Country:

Are there any more celebrities that were left out. Add them in the comments section.



LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

10/07/2016

Most Bloodcurdling Fact About Halloween 2016

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Of all things evil this Halloween season, none are more bloodcurdling than the two candidates above. One of these two clowns will be the Commander in chief of the most powerful nation in the world. We are all in grave danger.

Happy Halloween

LURKING, IN THE SHADOWS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

4/01/2016

2016 Presidential Election Odyssey

Monolith Appears Atop Trump Tower
As dawn broke this cool April morning a Monolith was discovered atop the Las Vegas Trump tower. Perhaps the Monolith will do for our future what it has done for our prehistoric past. To bestow upon the presidential candidates at least a rudimentary level of intelligence and an ability to communicate sensibly.

CUE THE MUSIC.....


LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL