Showing posts with label costumes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label costumes. Show all posts

10/15/2025

His Hideous Heart

Welcome Halloween Post Readers

As Halloween rapidly approaches I find my blog is behind in updates. I will rectify that as of now with this following post. 

The officers were satisfied. My manner had convinced them. I was singularly at ease. They sat, and while I answered cheerily, they chatted of familiar things. But, ere long, I felt myself getting pale and wished them gone. My head ached, and I fancied a ringing in my ears: but still they sat and still chatted. The ringing became more distinct: --It continued and became more distinct: I talked more freely to get rid of the feeling: but it continued and gained definiteness --until, at length, I found that the noise was not within my ears.

No doubt I now grew very pale; --but I talked more fluently, and with a heightened voice. Yet the sound increased --and what could I do? It was a low, dull, quick sound --much such a sound as a watch makes when enveloped in cotton. I gasped for breath --and yet the officers heard it not. I talked more quickly --more vehemently; but the noise steadily increased. I arose and argued about trifles, in a high key and with violent gesticulations; but the noise steadily increased. 

Why would they not be gone? I paced the floor to and fro with heavy strides, as if excited to fury by the observations of the men --but the noise steadily increased. Oh God! what could I do? I foamed --I raved --I swore! I swung the chair upon which I had been sitting, and grated it upon the boards, but the noise arose over all and continually increased. It grew louder --louder --louder! And still the men chatted pleasantly, and smiled. 

Was it possible they heard not? Almighty God! --no, no! They heard! --they suspected! --they knew! --they were making a mockery of my horror!-this I thought, and this I think. But anything was better than this agony! Anything was more tolerable than this derision! I could bear those hypocritical smiles no longer! I felt that I must scream or die! and now --again! --hark! louder! louder! louder! louder!

"Villains!" I shrieked, "dissemble no more! I admit the deed! --tear up the planks! here, here! --It is the beating of his hideous heart!"

As always, Edgar Allen Poe has come through once again. I promise more Halloween posts in the upcoming days. I guarantee it.


Happy Halloween 


LURKING, IN THE SHADOWS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL



10/02/2025

Halloween Beginnings 2025

Happy early Halloween bitches and bastards. Its October 2nd and the Halloween season is now upon us all. I'm ready for the season. Are you? Well, you better be for this year we will certainly supply plenty of sexy Halloween sirens, adult costumes, and ghost stories. 

Plus haunted video from conventions, demons from hell, ripe melons, haunted tips, urban legends, and our own special blend all things Halloween. 

I ask, no wait, encourage, no wait, behoove you to check our blog daily for the month of October including a little bit of Edgar Allen Poe. Yes, Poe. 
I said it, I'm doing it, so there. 

Happy Halloween 


LURKING, IN THE SHADOWS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

10/31/2020

Also The Trick On Halloween


I'm the Treat.....

And also the trick...

On this 2020 Halloween evening, let the buyer beware.

And get out and vote.

Happy Halloween

LURKING, IN THE SHADOWS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

10/05/2016

Zombie Apocalypse Potential Cure


Supersize That Please!
In an attempt to curb the relentless attacks from walking dead zombies craving to eat your brain, the McDonalds fast food corporation has ingeniuously added a new value meal to its menu.
The McZombie Happy Meal.

Bon Appetit

Happy Halloween
LURKING, IN THE SHADOWS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

10/11/2011

Best Halloween Costume #4 - Tits In A Box


With the hugely (That's what she said) successful Justin Timberlake / Adam Sandberg Dick-In-A-Box SNL skit, it was only a matter of time before the female version made it's way into a Halloween costume. 

Step Number One: Cut two holes in the box...

Happy Halloween
LURKING, IN THE SHADOWS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

10/28/2007

Gemma Massey - Sexiest Catholic Nun

Gemma Massey - Sexiest Catholic Nun Ever
 I Met Gemma Massey at the Chicago Halloween trade show in March of 2007. She was modeling sexy Halloween costumes. (Photo Above: Sexiest Catholic Nun Ever) Gemma is a professional model, (As if you couldn't tell) and the new face of the very popular Mac and Bumble website. Yea Baby Yea!

She can be found at her Myspace address. Go and check her out. Plenty of photo's and information about Gemma including where she will be appearing next.



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3/31/2005

Modblog Princess Pooram


Modblog Princess Pooarm
This just in. The Grassy Knoll Institute just developed this rare exclusive photo of Princess Pooarm riding her bicycle in the UK. She just got new glasses.




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Crystal Pegasus Spreads Wings

Crystal Pegasus
Crystal Pegasus Spreads Her Wings This just in.....Crystal Pegasus Modblog admin, after hearing the MSN- Modblog merger news, dons her fairy costume in hopes of becoming the MSN butterfly mascot.


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Originaisml And Elisla All Dressed Up

Originalism And Elisla Modblog
Graphic Photo The Grassy Knoll Institute cannot confirm or deny the following photo as being the notorious Originalism and Elisla dressed to the nines ready for a night out on the town. You be the judge.



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Deep Blue Dives

Deep Blue Muff Diving
Deep Blue has brilliant artwork on her blog. Her photos are awe inspiring. Her wit dry and pointed. Just the way I like it. And sometimes she goes over the deep end, (Just ask her about her recent bus trip) or when she paints her entire body blue to make a statement.


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Real Reason Modblog Is Offline

Real Reason Modblog Service Is Offline So Often
Just as the Grassy Knoll Institute suspected, Modblog's downtime woes can be easily rectified. Apparetly the extension cord leading from Gormans house connecting Modblog to the Internet kept coming unplugged. Several feet of duct tape and a deskmod upgrade and all is well again in modblog land.


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