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10/15/2025

His Hideous Heart

Welcome Halloween Post Readers

As Halloween rapidly approaches I find my blog is behind in updates. I will rectify that as of now with this following post. 

The officers were satisfied. My manner had convinced them. I was singularly at ease. They sat, and while I answered cheerily, they chatted of familiar things. But, ere long, I felt myself getting pale and wished them gone. My head ached, and I fancied a ringing in my ears: but still they sat and still chatted. The ringing became more distinct: --It continued and became more distinct: I talked more freely to get rid of the feeling: but it continued and gained definiteness --until, at length, I found that the noise was not within my ears.

No doubt I now grew very pale; --but I talked more fluently, and with a heightened voice. Yet the sound increased --and what could I do? It was a low, dull, quick sound --much such a sound as a watch makes when enveloped in cotton. I gasped for breath --and yet the officers heard it not. I talked more quickly --more vehemently; but the noise steadily increased. I arose and argued about trifles, in a high key and with violent gesticulations; but the noise steadily increased. 

Why would they not be gone? I paced the floor to and fro with heavy strides, as if excited to fury by the observations of the men --but the noise steadily increased. Oh God! what could I do? I foamed --I raved --I swore! I swung the chair upon which I had been sitting, and grated it upon the boards, but the noise arose over all and continually increased. It grew louder --louder --louder! And still the men chatted pleasantly, and smiled. 

Was it possible they heard not? Almighty God! --no, no! They heard! --they suspected! --they knew! --they were making a mockery of my horror!-this I thought, and this I think. But anything was better than this agony! Anything was more tolerable than this derision! I could bear those hypocritical smiles no longer! I felt that I must scream or die! and now --again! --hark! louder! louder! louder! louder!

"Villains!" I shrieked, "dissemble no more! I admit the deed! --tear up the planks! here, here! --It is the beating of his hideous heart!"

As always, Edgar Allen Poe has come through once again. I promise more Halloween posts in the upcoming days. I guarantee it.


Happy Halloween 


LURKING, IN THE SHADOWS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL



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10/02/2025

Halloween Beginnings 2025

Happy early Halloween bitches and bastards. Its October 2nd and the Halloween season is now upon us all. I'm ready for the season. Are you? Well, you better be for this year we will certainly supply plenty of sexy Halloween sirens, adult costumes, and ghost stories. 

Plus haunted video from conventions, demons from hell, ripe melons, haunted tips, urban legends, and our own special blend all things Halloween. 

I ask, no wait, encourage, no wait, behoove you to check our blog daily for the month of October including a little bit of Edgar Allen Poe. Yes, Poe. 
I said it, I'm doing it, so there. 

Happy Halloween 


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10/31/2013

Happy Halloween 2013

Cool halloween effects and props
Happy Halloween 2013
All the leaves are dead,
And the sky is black.
I've been for a walk,
On Halloween night.
I'd be safe and warm,
If it weren't Hollows Eve.
Halloween nightmare,
On such a witching day.

It's 12 midnight and Halloween is officially over and in the books. Here in Youngstown, Ohio, the weather did not cooperate as it rained during the witching hours of trick or treat. The rain had washed the magic out of the air.

As usual these days, kids have lost the art of trick or treat. Many of the several hundred kids that braved the rain still could not grasp the concept of trick or treat. They walked up to the porch and just looked at me. They did not open their bags. Or say trick or treat. Or make any type of motion. Many of them reminded me of a young Michael Meyers from the Halloween movie fame. The small child staring blankly into space, not saying a word.

Anyway, only 22 days left to go. It's been a long ride but it's almost here. And thank you all.

Happy Halloween

LURKING, IN THE SHADOWS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
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10/22/2011

Zombie Apocalypse Fortress #2

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 It's time to get serious about your Zombie apocalypse fortress. You never know when the Zombie horde will begin moving in your neighborhood. Having an impregnable fortress is only part of the equation to successfully survive a zombie apocalypse.

The zombie out break may last for months, even years until the zombie body breaks down enough to prevent mobility. Your fortress must not only be fortified from zombies, but also afford a small amount of normalcy to the survivor holed up in the structure.

Notice the photo on the top left. When there are no zombies in the immediate area, this fortress has the ability to open compartments to allow sunshine in, fresh air, to replenish supplies, to expel waste and allow a small semblance or normalcy.

Notice the photo on the right. When zombies are in the area, the compartments tightly seal preventing zombies from getting any traction whatsoever. The thick slick walls are sound proof preventing zombies from hearing what is happening inside. As time goes by, the zombies will lose interest in the fortress and move on to the next area.

Happy Halloween


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10/18/2011

Never To Early To Prepare For The Zombie Apocalypse


It's never to early to begin training your offspring to defend themselves against the impending Zombie apocalypse. When the out break does occur, the living will need every gun available.

The Zombie Apocalypse begins in Youngstown, Ohio October 22nd, 2011 at the bottom of the Peanut bridge. Be there to witness it.

Happy Halloween

LURKING, IN THE SHADOWS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
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10/14/2011

Where Have All The Pumpkin Stealers Gone

Years ago when I was young, there was an art for stealing pumpkins on Halloween night. No pumpkin was safe from our Halloween gang. The bigger and more difficult pumpkins, the more motivated we became to free them from their perch. We would then smash the living daylights out of the pumpkins on the side walks and streets. (It's just how we rolled)

Some pumpkin owners would put up a fairly good fight to keep their pumpkins on their porches by aggressively guarding their property and some owners even pursuing us on foot. (Like they had a chance of running us down)

Alas, today, in my neighborhood, pumpkins are safe from kids stealing them. Last year I did not see one smashed pumpkin on the side walk or street. (What the Hell is wrong with kids these days!)


Happy Halloween

LURKING, IN THE SHADOWS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
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10/06/2011

Best Melons Contestant #2


Ernest and Ethel done and gone did it. They got themselves hitched up together. Ethel always wanted to have one of them fancy military weddings while Ernest just wanted to go and do some M-80 fishing.

It must be love for both compromised. Ethel donned her patriotic bikini showcasing her lovely melons and Ernest brought along his gun and his best boots. Second cousins are so cute...

Happy Halloween

LURKING, IN THE SHADOWS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
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10/04/2011

Zombie Apocalypse Fortress - Tree Top

It's never to early to prepare for the Zombie Apocalypse. Of course you stocked up with plenty of ammo, food, and other supplies but you need the perfect Zombie fortress. A fortress where you can come and go but have peace of mind that the Zombie horde cannot penetrate.

Such as a tree top house with retractable draw bridge entrance. With zombies not being able to climb or combine together, (We are using the original George Romero movie, Night Of the Living Dead type Zombies) A few solar power panels and you have electricity for heat and cooking in case you need to hole up for extended periods of time.

Is this a good choice for a Zombie fortress or is there better options out there. Remember, the outbreak can happen at any moment. In fact, it could already be in process right now. (You aren't home alone sitting in the dark right now are you?)

Happy Halloween

LURKING, IN THE SHADOWS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
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10/01/2011

Best Halloween Costume #1 - Watermelon Smile


Meet Laughing Lisa, the Joey Chestnut of watermelon eating fame. Lisa ate 55 watermelon halves in 5 minutes. Her face paint is fantastic and her watermelon prop completes her costume. A most excellent post to kick off the 2011 Best Halloween Costume.

Happy Halloween

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9/30/2011

And Nothing Will Ever Be The Same


It's astounding, Time is fleeting, Madness takes its toll.
But listen closely... Not for very much longer.
I've got to keep control.

I remember doing the time-warp, Drinking those moments when,
The Blackness would hit me, And the void would be calling...
Let's do Halloween again.
Let's do Halloween again.

With a bit of a mind flip the 2011 Halloween season is upon us. Haunted houses are already on their second weekend, decorations dot residential houses, hay rides are at capacity, and the Halloween Dark Zone is dying to reveal the hottest adult Halloween costumes, plus home grown giant melons, urban legends, demons, ghosts, and all things Halloween.

Check the Dark Zone frequently as we will be updating continuously throughout the month of October.

And nothing will ever be the same.

Happy Halloween

LURKING, IN THE SHADOWS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
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10/02/2010

Ghost Hunters Kris Williams Big Secret Revealed

kris williams big secret revealed
Kris Williams And Jason Haws – Ghost Hunters Big Secret
For over two months, TAPS ghost hunter investigator Kris Williams has been teasing the Twitter universe with some big secret she would reveal in the near future. The Grassy Knoll Institute investigative team dug up her secret.
With the success of Ghost Hunters International and Ghost Hunters Academy, TAPS is rolling out yet another paranormal show starring Kris Williams,
Ghost Hunters Miami Beach.
Kris Williams will team up with Amy Bruni and explore the East Coast paranormal activity hot spots including Disneyland and Universal Studio’s. The rest of her team will be composed of the new graduates of Ghost Hunters Academy second season. Look for the premiere debut during the SYFY 2011 Winter season.
You can find more updates at Ghost Hunters TAPS official website and Kris Williams official Twitter channel.
Still want more Kris Williams! We have more right here. Check out
Kris Williams Sexy Sci-Fi Sirens Page.
Happy Halloween – Samhain
LURKING, IN THE SHADOWS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

  1. Gumby said

    October 2, 2010 at 4:49 pm e
    Damn, she’s hot. I’d expose myself to her if I were a ghost.
    Reply

  2. Anti-Christ said

    October 2, 2010 at 5:40 pm e
    Kris Williams has met me during one of her investigations though she doesn’t realize it.
    Yet!
    Reply

  3. Sammy Biscayne said

    October 3, 2010 at 1:13 am e
    Is that really Kris Willaims? She’s sexy. She’s always covered up on TV.
    Reply

  4. Valdunagan said

    October 4, 2010 at 12:34 pm e
    She is the only reason why I watch the show, to catch glimpses of her ass and very boobs. Just being honest, demons and spirits are just bonus coverage. Love when she wears clothes that are see through in infrared lighting.
    Reply

  5. Kathryn said

    November 6, 2010 at 8:19 pm e
    Disneyland is on the west coast – disneyworld is orlando
    No such show as gh Miami beach
    Kris is joining ghost hunters international
    Reply

  6. Chris said

    December 23, 2010 at 3:15 pm e
    Thats not Kris Williams…
    Reply

  7. Fakefinder said

    January 12, 2011 at 7:08 pm e
    Neither are who they say they are…just cloze look alikes.The faces give them away..
    Reply

  8. Harbor Master said

    February 26, 2011 at 4:31 pm e
    Yup.yup. She is the only reason I watch the show too. Like a girl who’s not afraid of anything
    Reply

  9. JeepManfrmCan said

    March 2, 2011 at 2:22 am e
    Give me break! That is the worst fake photo of Kris and Jason yet! Keep trying, you may get it right yet!
    Reply

  10. JeepManfrmCan said

    March 2, 2011 at 2:28 am e
    Look at the tattoo on fake jay. Does it match the ral Jay? Nope!
    Reply

  11. Lord Of Wolves said

    September 27, 2011 at 5:21 pm e
    KW: paranorm porn star…credibility= 2
    Reply

  12. Anonymous said

    October 14, 2011 at 11:18 am e
    I believe Kris has had some breast augmentation. Apparetly prior to GHI!
    Reply

  13. Imadudeshesadude said

    October 19, 2011 at 9:46 pm e
    There is no way that is either Jason Whatshisnuts or Kris Williams. She is much more “curvy” then the chick in this pic.But, Kris Williams look just like Olivia Wilde just less anorexic.
    Reply

    • LOTGK said

      October 19, 2011 at 9:48 pm e
      Kris Willaims has been hitting the treadmill regularly and eating more healthier. She said on her Twitter account she lost 7 pounds so far.
      Reply

  14. Anonymous said

    November 18, 2011 at 12:46 pm e
    This entire article is bullshit… That picture is NOT of Kris Wiliams and Jason Hawes and there is no such thing as Ghost Hunters Miami Beach. It’s one thing to have misinformation but to just make shit up that has no basis in fact is waste of time. Whatever this Grassy Knoll Institute is I would guess it’s no institution at all. Probably just some asshole living in his mom’s basement…
    Reply

    • LOTGK said

      November 18, 2011 at 3:02 pm e
      Well look, another Troll hiding behind an anonymous screen name. I find you amusing thinking that this story was an actual article. Weak minds like yourself can be so easily swayed.
      And yes, we all know that it isn’t Kris and Jason and that there is no GH Miami Beach. This post had an actual purpose and Kris Williams did find it funny, however, it was not her big secret she was speaking of on her social web pages.
      What is the Grassy Knoll Institute? Well, it’s the home of the 99 cent conspiracy theory.
      We keep overhead and expenses low to provide more affordable and better tasting conspiracy theories for our readers.
      Hurry, supplies are limited at these prices. And quit calling me Shirley. (Didn’t that tip you off that this is a humorous site?)
      One more thing. About your living arrangements. We contacted your mother. She didn’t have anymore room in the basement. Your sorry lazy ass has been living there for the past ten years hoping to score that dream job you spent all that money on in college. I had no idea people paid Trolls to surf websites and make ass hat comments on them.
      Good luck with your degree.
      Reply

  15. Mike said

    January 10, 2012 at 12:20 pm e
    If I were a ghost, I’d be grabbing tit all night!
    Reply

  16. Plot Spoiler said

    February 29, 2012 at 11:52 pm e
    Is that really Kris? This picture of her is super hot! Wow!
    Reply

  17. Chris Hanssen said

    March 8, 2012 at 2:48 am e
    Jason is married and that is not Jason Hawes and thats not Kris Williams.
    Reply

  18. TITANIC said

    April 16, 2012 at 10:32 am e
    TOO MANY TATS ON THE JASON GUY TO BE HIM. AND KRIS WILLIAMS WISHES SHE WERE THAT SKINNY.
    Reply

  19. Bored said

    June 20, 2012 at 10:00 pm e
    Sorry, but, to me, that does not look like Kris Williams. Kris Williams has much prettier eyes than the woman in this picture.
    Reply

  20. Anti-Christ said

    June 24, 2012 at 11:08 am e
    Jesus Christ! I told you Bored to get on back to Hell and perform your duties.
    Reply

  21. Enid Dee said

    October 4, 2012 at 12:51 pm e
    Thats not Kris Williams. She is much prettier than listed above.
    Reply

  22. Anonymous said

    January 3, 2013 at 7:59 pm e
    who is this LOTGK fool who calls other people trolls but is stalking a web page with a fake picture of cris williams. Go kill yourself loser and quit putting your two cents in on everyone elses post no one likes u
    Reply

  23. Bored said

    July 3, 2013 at 2:20 pm e
    Miami—Ummmm, WHAT?
    Reply
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