11/20/2008

Dealey Plaza - Grassy Knoll Logo


This is "Thee" Grassy Knoll. The infamous icon located on the fringe of Dealey Plaza, where president John Kennedy was assassinated on November 22nd, 1963. The conspiracy goes that Oswald was positioned on the sixth floor of the School Book Depository and another shooter was on the grassy knoll. Both assassins fired at the president to ensure a successful mission.

The rest is conjecture, conspiracy, and history.




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R.I.P. Big G 11/20/1997

11/19/2008

Tamarack Rest Stop – West Virginia - Pizza And Meatballs

tamarack-west-virginia-pizza
Tamarack West Virginia Pizza
Being on the road yet again traveling to Gatlinburg, Tennessee, we stopped at the Tamarack Rest Area in West (By God) Virginia. Tamarack is 315 miles from Youngstown, a little more than halfway of our 575 mile journey.

Tamarack is an advantageous rest stop. It keeps you on the Turnpike, has plenty of fueling stations, clean restrooms, and of course places to eat.

I selected Sbarro Pizza. The order was one slice of plain pizza, one meatball, and a small diet coke. (They don't carry Coke zero which really sucks.)

The pizza wasn't hot, just lukewarm and tasted OK for cardboard style pizza. (Cardboard Style pizza is very thin crust pizza that is ready made.) It was edible, and filled me up. The meatball was hot, and surprisingly had a good taste to it. The sauce was hot and mildly zesty. The diet coke quenched my thirst.

The cost was $6.75 which given the choices while traveling on the Turnpike, was reasonable.

The Grassy Knoll Diner scores 3 out of 5 shots and recommends Tamarack Rest Area, West Virginia, for lunch and dinner.


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Responses to “Tamarack Rest Stop – West Virginia”


  1. Anti-Christ said

    Tamarack is on the fringe of the gates of hell.

  2. Chica said

    That does look pretty bland.

  3. Contessa Confessa said

    I can’t believe you actually stopped at the Tamarack! You know, it’s really a secret alien station…
    (that roof is a dead give away!… then again, i guess that’s why so many people are drawn to it)

  4. Augusto said

    Please don’t blame WV or Tamarack for the mediocre lunch.
    Sbarro is part of the Marriott’s mormon empire. Blame them.
    WV and Tamarack are innocent I tell you. Innocent!

  5. Gumby said

    One meatball? WTF? No spaghetti with that?

11/16/2008

Hoss’s Steakhouse - Final Dinner Bell

Now Closed
We have been going to Hoss's Steakhouse for years and years. Just a little while ago we received an email stating they were closing their doors and Sunday would be their last day open. Being that Hoss's is one of our favorite spots, we decided to go one more time.
The Salad Bar One More Time
This is where the meal begins. The salad bar. As you can see, it has a center island with two side platforms for breads, soups, cookies, pudding, ice cream, brownies, and much more. As for the salad bar side, lettuce, cheese, olives, carrots, diced hard boiled eggs, ham chunks, bacon bits, and more. The salad bar is a meal in itself, and comes with every entree.
Filet And Baked Potato
I ordered filet mignon and a baked potato. I was told it was the last filet they had. I was a little leery upon hearing this. Nevertheless, I stuck to my order.

And a wise choice indeed. The filet was tender, well cooked, and delicious. It was one of the best steaks I ever had there. And the baked potato was well cooked and very good as well.
Dessert Time
All that was left was dessert. I went for some ice cream and a little piece of apple strudel. My son decided on ice cream as well with sprinkles on top. I should say, he went with sprinkles with ice cream. He accidentally spilled them all over the table.

Lastly, the waitress, one that we had several times, came over, and as a reversal of fortunes, asked if she could take our picture. Of course we said yes. We said goodbye and left a larger tip than usual. Goodbye Hoss's Steakhouse.

The Grassy Knoll Diner scores 4.75 out of 5 shots and recommends Hoss's Steakhouse for dinner. Well, I would if it were still open.


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Responses to “Hoss’s Steakhouse Final Dinner Bell”


  1. Ulla said

    hungry. dammit.

  2. Tralvernon said

    Why did it go under, lost lease, economy, or moved.

11/11/2008

State Highway Patrol Thought Screen Helmet


Flintstones Great Gazoo Lands A Job
No one is immune to the evil race of aliens using telepathy to control the minds of citizens throughout the world. And the State Highway Patrol is prepared in case they are the next target.

For the motorcycle division, they designed special helmets lined with velostat, (A telepathic canceling material) to eliminate any outside interference in doing their duty.

If only Eric Estrada had known earlier.




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11/06/2008

Piero's Italian Restaurant - Penne' Pasta

Piero's Penne Pasta
Piero's Italian Restaurant is a short walk from the Las Vegas Convention Center. The actual address is 355 Convention Center Drive, Las Vegas, NV 89109. Piero's is "Old School" Las Vegas class where the Rat Pack hung out in their hey day.

Piero's inside decor is very elegant, and almost intimate in seating. The lighting is perfect for dining.

Being at a famous Italian restaurant, of course I ordered their house pasta which was penna in a tangy tomato sauce. As you can see from the photo above, the portion was generous, well cooked, and piping hot. The waiters and servers were very attentive and efficient.

The waiter took our order after informing us of the house specials for the evening and returned with bread and rolls for the table along with our drinks. (Water for me) Roughly 15 minutes later, our dinners arrived at our table.

The pasta was delicious, and although it is hard to see from the photo, the plate was deep and the penna plentiful. The sauce was fantastic, and the penna cooked perfectly.

The Grassy Knoll Diner scores 4 out of 5 shots and recommends Piero's for dinner when visiting Las Vegas.



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Responses to “Piero’s Italian Cuisine Restaurant”


  1. Gumby said

    Doesn’t look that good to be honest.

  2. Bitzky said

    I’d seriously hurt somebody for a plate of this right now O.O

10/07/2008

Hotel Conneaut Paranormal Investigation

Doing Sexy Halloween Since 1998
Haunted Hotel Conneaut
Haunted Hotel Conneaut
The Grassy Knoll Institute has been following the increased paranormal activity at Hotel Conneaut ever since February of this year, when an arson fire destroyed the amusement park that houses the hotel. On Friday, October 3rd, Patrick (Lead Paranormal Scientist) and myself headed out to the hotel to investigate.

A Little Background On The Site:

Hotel Conneaut, located inside Conneaut Lake Amusement Park, (Conneaut lake, Pennsylvania, 16316) opened its doors in 1903 to park vacationers and has changed very little since then. The hotel has no air conditioner or heater, no TV, no high speed Internet, and no electronic door keys. It was as if when you walked into the lobby, you were transported back in time 50 years.

However, It did boast a full service restaurant named Elizabeth's and also had the Spirit lounge right off the lobby that served breakfast, lunch, and dinner. A green chalk board would alert the patrons of the menu of the day.

Hotel Conneaut also has a local legend tied to its rich history. As the urban legend goes, in 1943, during World War II, a soldier on leave married Elizabeth, the love of his life and chose Hotel Conneaut to consummate their marriage. His unit was shipping out in three days and he and Elizabeth wanted a peaceful several days before the horrors or war came back into their lives.

But tragedy would strike. On the evening of their marriage, during a heavy thunder storm, a lightning strike ignited the hotels wood roof and a massive fire broke out in the hotel.

Legend has it that the groom (Soldier on leave) survived the fire mistakenly thinking his bride, (Elizabeth) had already exited the hotel and was safe and fled the hotel to join her. However, Elizabeth was still inside the hotel desperately searching for her husband and quickly became trapped by the flames and perished.

After the Hotel reopened, patrons started reporting strange events occurring in the hotel, especially on the third floor, where the bride Elizabeth and her groom stayed. (Room 321 is the room said to be the number letted out to them) People claimed they saw the ghost of Elizabeth dressed in her wedding gown walking the halls searching evermore for her husband. Other people claimed that the water spigots turned on and off on their own and that windows would open and close in their rooms all evening.

Staff members reported that they felt a presence while in the halls and some actually had an entity touch them as they walked the halls. Strange orbs of light that would seem to appear and then float through the hallway walls have also been reported by staff members while making their rounds through the hotel at night. Lights turning on and off seemed the norm for staff members.

Whispers have been heard by many, staff and patrons alike. Most believe it is the last conversation Elizabeth and her husband had just before the fire. The whispers can be heard all over the hotel, in the rooms, halls, restaurant, lounge, and out on the grounds.

The Investigation:

Since the arson fire, paranormal activity has spiked not only in the hotel, but throughout the entire park. There were hundreds of reports of the ghost Elizabeth manifesting itself and strange sounds and occurrences happening in the amusement park section as well. Patrick and I loaded the Jeep with camera's and video equipment and headed out on Route 11 for the 70 minute ride to Hotel Conneaut.
Make Sure To Click The Thumbnails For Much Larger Pictures For Full Inspection

Hotel Conneaut Entrance
Hotel Conneaut Entrance
We Arrived approximately at 8pm and and I snapped this photo right before entering the hotel through the grand entrance. You can tell that the hotel is in disrepair and with limited funds from the park being closed, it may be shuttered for good.

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Hotel Conneaut Lobby
Hotel Conneaut Lobby
Upon entering, to the left is a sitting room and library book shelf. Straight on is Elizabeth's restaurant including the green chalk board with the daily menu written on it. A little to the right is the front desk and further right is the stairway to the hotel rooms.

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Hotel Conneaut Stairway
Hotel Conneaut Stairway
The stairwell that leads to the hotel rooms and especially, to the third floor, where Elizabeth's ghost reportedly roams. So far, we have not encountered any living or dead spirits. No one was in the lobby, or at the front desk. Being that the hotel was closed, it did not seem strange.

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Hotel Conneaut Concierge
Hotel Conneaut Concierge
As we made our way to the stairway, we encountered Lilly, the hotel concierge. She seemed to be guarding the stairway. She was wearing some sort of mask, or fancy old fashioned hat I presumed on her head. Lilly was nice enough though and after an explanation on why we were there, she let us pass.

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Hotel Conneaut Haunted 3rd Floor
Hotel Conneaut Haunted 3rd Floor
This is the first picture taken in the hallway on the third floor of Hotel Conneaut. Since the hotel was closed, no lights were on so we switched our equipment to night vision and continued slowly down the hall recording as we went. As you can see, the hotel is old and dilapidated but for our needs, it was perfect conditions.

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Hotel Conneaut Halloween Prop
Hotel Conneaut Halloween Prop
At the first hotel room door we encountered, we spied this Halloween prop. Apparently, some prankster hung it there to spook patrons. We found it humorous and continued on. As we walked down the hall, we felt as if we were being watched, and the air was a little heavy.

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Hotel Conneaut Shadow Figure Night Vision
Hotel Conneaut Shadow Figure
As we turned on the hallway I snapped another photo as I thought I saw a shadow moving towards me. Upon inspection, there is a large dark floating mass on the left side of the hallway. It stopped momentarily and then started slowly toward me. As the distance decreased, it vanished into the wall.

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Hotel Conneaut 3rd Floor Barricade
Hotel Conneaut 3rd Floor Barricade
We were getting close to Elizabeth's room, (Room 323) as we turned left on the hall. There was a barricade preventing us from continuing down the right side of the hallway. So far, all the hotel room doors have been locked. I didn't expect any to be open however.

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Ghost Elizabeth Floating In Hallway
Ghost Elizabeth Floating In Hallway
Just as soon as we turned down the hallway, we heard whispering coming from behind us. We snapped photos hoping to capture on film the elusive ghost of Elizabeth. We saw nothing but when processing the data, a blurry image of a female in white was levitating in the hall. Clearly, hard evidence the hotel is haunted.

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Hotel Conneaut Ghost Elizabeths Room
Ghost Elizabeths Room
Excitedly, we arrived at Elizabeth's room. We had already witnessed several paranormal episodes and were anxious to enter. The room number was removed, probably by a souvenir seeker. Luck was with us as the door was left unlocked. We entered with camera's ready.

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Ghost Elizabeth Honeymoon Bed
Ghost Elizabeth Honeymoon Bed
The room was standard fare. A bed, desk, lamp, a bathroom, closet, and a window. Of course, the lights were out except for a strange faint red glow coming from the ceiling of the room. We concentrated on the bed, Elizabeth's honeymoon bed. Notice the round white orb on the paneling above the bed to the right. It was flying all over the room.

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Ghost Elizabeth Appears In Bed
Ghost Elizabeth Appears In Bed
Concentrating on the orb, we didn't notice that the bed was levitating ever so slightly. When we looked at the bed, I snapped this photo in hopes of capturing Elizabeth. Peering out from under the covers, I could make out a figure of a young woman (Apparently Elizabeth's ghost) with red eyes looking upwards.

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Hotel Conneaut Black Mass
Hotel Conneaut Black Mass
The ghost instantly disappeared leaving the bed empty but we had captured her on film. Little did we know that moments later, we would make physical contact with Elizabeth. We left through the door back to the hallway and headed further down into the dark. Out of the corner of my eye I saw something.

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Hotel Conneaut White Orbs
Hotel Conneaut White Orbs
In this picture, notice the orbs at the end of the hallway. They seemed to be dancing back and forth. A moment later, they oozed through the wall. Also notice the white foot prints on the carpeting just outside the door on the right side. They appeared as I was filming the orbs.

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Hotel Conneaut White Orbs
Hotel Conneaut White Orbs 
We followed the orb down the hallway snapping pictures wildly as we raced to the swinging doors. Once there, we took this close up of the white orb floating stationery. It seemed to be observing us. Then, it made several intricate spins and whisked away down the hall.

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Unlocked Door Conneaut Hotel
Unlocked Door Conneaut Hotel
We were back where we started. Room 321. Elizabeth's room. Some sort of energy force guided me to the room opposite Elizabeth's. I tried the handle on the door, and it was unlocked. We went inside. The room was almost the same as the other but there was something on the bed that startled me.

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Ghost Elizabeth Wedding Gown
Ghost Elizabeth Wedding Gown
Upon inspecting the room, there was a white wedding gown delicately laid out over the bed. The gown had intricate embroidery sewn into the neckline and appeared to be old fashioned in design. Could this be Elizabeth's wedding gown? We would get our answer in mere minutes.

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Ghost Elizabeth In Wedding Gown
Ghost Elizabeth In Wedding Gown
As we walked out of the adjacent room, there before us was Elizabeth. A full floating full bodied apparition. Starring straight at us. Elizabeth didn't speak, nor made any sudden moves, but merely swirled her wedding gown and turned away from us.

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Hotel Conneaut Bride Elizabeth
Hotel Conneaut Bride Elizabeth
We checked on the wedding dress in the other room and it was gone. Elizabeth was now wearing it. We raced into the hallway once again and just caught a glimpse of Elizabeth moving toward her hotel room door. My God, you could even make out her hands. In an instant, she vanished into the doorway.

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Hotel Conneaut Basement
Hotel Conneaut Basement
Satisfied with the incredible empirical proof that the ghost of Elizabeth still rooms the hotel halls, we set out for the basement of the hotel to see if we could dig up some more buried skeletons. Lead investigator Patrick took the lead as we walked in the silent darkness.

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Hotel Conneaut Restaurant Closed
Hotel Conneaut Restaurant Closed
We noticed that the kitchen and ballroom doors had signs posted that they were closed and to keep out. The signs on the doors did not deter us. We pressed on hoping to uncover more evidence. Luck was with us that night as the door was unlocked and we entered the kitchen area.

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Hotel Conneaut Kitchen
Hotel Conneaut Kitchen
Clearly we had missed dinner as the pots and pans were already rinsed and sitting in the sink on the back left. On the prep table, it appeared that a maintenance man was rooting through some old Christmas and Halloween decorations. There were light strings and a purple skull.

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Misty Apperition in hallway
Misty Apperition in hallway
One of the hotel employee's or guests, (We never determined which) was startled by our presence in the kitchen. He was curious as to why we were taking pictures. He said to make sure we took a good photo of him. I told him that wouldn't be possible.

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Orbs Attack Lead Investigator
Orbs Attack Lead Investigator
Upon exiting the kitchen area, which we found out was also the basement, lead investigator Patrick was attacked by several menacing white orbs. Using his martial arts skills, Patrick was able to fend the orbs off and they vanished. We made our way out the door into the night air behind Hotel Conneaut.

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Conneaut Orbs Attack
Conneaut Orbs Attack
Snapping a photo of the back side of Hotel Conneaut, we captured yet another orb floating inside where we just exited from. The orb was bright white and glowed almost as if it were a neon light. We waited for a moment or two to see if the orb would pursue us outside the hotel.

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Orbs Floating At Conneaut Hotel
Orbs Floating At Conneaut Hotel
In a matter of seconds, a large white orb appeared from the hotel and began buzzing above and around us. Knowing that we had collected enough evidence, we made our way to the front of the hotel and returned to our secret laboratory to evaluate the video, sound, and photographs taken at Hotel Conneaut.

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The Conclusion:

The Grassy Knoll Institute, upon reviewing the evidence collected Friday night, October 3rd, 2008, can only conclude that Hotel Conneaut is indeed haunted by the ghost of bride Elizabeth. Physical evidence was documented and photographed, (The wedding gown, the floating apparition of the woman in the hallway, Elizabeth herself, the dark masses in the hallway, the foot prints on the carpeting, and the unlocked doors) proving that a haunt is in progress at Hotel Conneaut.

There is also strong evidence that other paranormal activity is present at the hotel and surrounding grounds by the appearance of the many energy orbs that interacted with us that evening.

This is a haunting that you must experience in person. The hotel is not fenced in. Nor guarded. We were able to park in the field and walk right up and into the hotel with no barriers. The lone attendant there, Lilly, was more than friendly and as long as we had no intent on deception or destruction, she allowed us to proceed.

Rumor has it that the hotel will be boarded up November 1st of this year. If you are planning to explore the hotel and possibly capture Elizabeth on film, you should do so quickly. It will be worth it.

Happy Halloween - Samhain

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10/06/2008

Thought Screen Helmet - Pumpkin Head

Even Icabod Is Protected
For the upcoming Halloween season, manufacturers at the Thought Screen Helmet factory are offering a special design for parties and events. We aptly call it, The Pumpkin Head.

You won't have to worry about pesky aliens using telepathy to force you to do things against your will while wearing the pumpkin head. Each helmet is precision designed and lined with velostat, (The magical material that blocks alien telepathic thoughts from entering your brain) to ensure complete protection. Now all you have to worry about is if you will win best costume at your party.

Happy Halloween - Samhain





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9/24/2008

Amanda Tapping - Sci Fi Sexy Siren

Amanda Tapping Stargate Colonel And Sanctuary Curator
Amanda Tapping Stargate Colonel And Sanctuary Curator
Amanda Tapping - Sexy Woman In Uniform
Amanda Tapping, born in 1965 makes her 43 years sexy. (Notice how fast I was with the math) Tapping is best known for playing Colonel Samantha Carter in the Sci-Fi television series Stargate SG-1. In the series, Tapping played the role of a covert military operative traveling to other solar systems to battle alien enemies of Earth. Mostly, her wardrobe consisted of military fatigues. But sometimes, during sweeps weeks, she was dressed to thrill.

This October, Tapping unveils another Sci-Fi series, Sanctury, which was a webisode series in 2007. She brings it to the SciFi channel October 3rd. She plays Dr. Helen Magnus who battles villains with super powers.

Sci-Fi Sexy Sirens brought to you by the Grassy Knoll Institute marketing team to boost readership and placement on search engines.


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