Best Soccer Logo Ever

At times like these, I wish our logo had twice as many letters.

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Puffy Clouds Logo

Some people see animals in cloud formations. Some see planes, trains, and automobiles. And some see the LOTGK logo. What do you see?

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Happy St. Patricks Day 2009

Sexy Red Headed Girl From Ireland

May all the pubs ye visit tonight be filled with friends and family. Slainte! Happy St. Patrick's Day from the Grassy Knoll Institute.

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

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Kathy Ireland - A Natural Irish Lass

Kathy Ireland In Sexy Irish Bikini

With a name like Kathy Ireland, it was only a matter of time before she graced the Grassy Knoll Institutes St. Patrick's Day section. Kathy Ireland is best known for her sexy bikini photo's in Sports Illustrated, but trust me, she will be making another appearance very soon in an all together different area.

Have a wonderful St. Patrick's Day week.

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

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Eva Mendes - Sci Fi Sexy Siren

Eva Mendez  Sexy Siren In Ghost Rider

Eva Mendes - Smokin Hot Sci-Fi Sexy Siren

Seriously, I never realized how many movies Eva Mendes has been in. Of course, she stars in the just released movie, "The Spirit," a sort of Sin City sequel. That alone makes Eva eligible to be the first Sci-Fi Sexy Siren for the new year, but she has starred in plenty more horror and science fiction movies.

*Eva also played the love interest of motorcyclist Johnny Blaze in Ghost Rider, who sold his soul to become the best rider in the world.
*She was also in Urban Legend, a horror flick where the local college folks get murdered.
*She played Hanna in Mortal Kombat: Conquest, a science fiction thriller.
*And Eva Mendes was in Children Of The Corn V, Fields Of Terror.

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Amanda Tapping - Sci Fi Sexy Siren

Amanda Tapping Stargate Colonel And Sanctuary Curator

Amanda Tapping - Sexy Woman In Uniform

Amanda Tapping, born in 1965 makes her 43 years sexy. (Notice how fast I was with the math) Tapping is best known for playing Colonel Samantha Carter in the Sci-Fi television series Stargate SG-1. In the series, Tapping played the role of a covert military operative traveling to other solar systems to battle alien enemies of Earth. Mostly, her wardrobe consisted of military fatigues. But sometimes, during sweeps weeks, she was dressed to thrill.

This October, Tapping unveils another Sci-Fi series, Sanctury, which was a webisode series in 2007. She brings it to the SciFi channel October 3rd. She plays Dr. Helen Magnus who battles villains with super powers.

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Mirror Image Logo

Yes, Yes, I Know, Shameless Promotion Once Again

The Grassy Knoll Institute will resume it's normal cutting edge investigative reporting tomorrow.

Until then, enjoy the reversed LOTGK logo hidden somewhere in the photo of the woman in lingerie with big boobs.

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Anna Faris - Sci Fi Sexy Siren

Anna Faris Scary Movie Scream Queen

Anna Faris - Sexy Ex House Bunny

Anna Faris became famous for her portrayal of a Neve Campbell Scream Queen wannabe in the spoof "Scary Movie." The movie was a hit and three more followed with Anna playing her role as the awkward but lovable Cindy Campbell. That alone is enough to get her listed on the Sirens page but there's more. Anna also starred in another comedy Sci-Fi movie, "My Super Ex-Girlfriend."

Anna is also starring in a new movie role as an ex Playboy bunny booted out of the Playboy mansion. We believe it will be a hit movie. Below are the sexy photo's of Anna.

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Sunset Tan Olly Girls Logo

Trust me, the LOTGK logo is there

The Olly girls (Holly and Molly Olly) are fighting to get their jobs back on Sunset Tan, a reality TV program involving beautiful women working at a tanning salon. A couple of strategic tattoos around the nether region couldn't hurt right. Let's face it, they are the stars of the reality show, and this is one clever ploy to boost ratings higher than their implants.

God Bless America!

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Gillian Anderson - Sci-Fi Sexy Siren

Gillian Anderson X Files FBI Agent Dana Scully

Gillian Anderson - FBI Agent Dana Scully

Brings the "X" back to Sci-Fi movie, X-Files.
Gillian Anderson portrayed FBI agent Dana Scully, a sexy crime solving alien fighting super hot red headed sexy siren. For 10 years, fans waited for Scully and Mulder to do the wild thing. Finally, Fox And Dana got horizontal and the show promptly ended. The proverbial "Jumping of the shark syndrome."

Alas, all is not lost. A new X-Files movie is set to be released this Friday, July 25th, at a theater near you with Anderson reprising her role as Agent Dana Scully.

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Blond Ambition Logo

Please have a look at the above picture. I have hidden the LOTGK logo somewhere in the photo. Only highly trained picture glyph specialists will be able to spot it.

Take your time. Study the picture. Get up close and personal with it. Stare at the photo. Ask yourself questions like, "Does this model work at Hooters?" and "Where did she get her piercings?" and "Why the orange hat?" Perhaps these questions will help you find the hidden logo.

Good luck!

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Bikini Thong Logo

Shameless Brand Recognition

Sometimes people call me an ass.

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Shannon Elizabeth - Sci-Fi Sexy Siren

Shannon Elizabeth - Dancing With The Stars Leggy Contestant

Shannon Elizabeth, veteran of dozens of movies and presently competing in the television program, Dancing With The Stars, is best known for playing Nadia, the foreign exchange bombshell in the movie American Pie. Shannon's nude bedroom scene rivals Phoebe Cates red bikini from Fast Times At Ridgemont High swimming pool fantasy scene.

Shannon makes the Sci-Fi Sexy Sirens page for her roles in the movies:
Cursed, a modern day werewolf flick.
The Twilight Zone, the 2002 series, Dream Lover.
Thirteen Ghosts, a horror flick that raises more than just the dead.
And of course, as Buffy Gilmore in the horror movie, Scary movie, a spoof of Sci-Fi and horror movies.

Enjoy her beauty and vote for her on Dancing With The Stars.

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St. Patricks Day Sexy Irish Waitress 2008

Irish Barmaids

Happy St. Patrick's Day 2008 from all the rocket scientists at the Grassy Knoll Institute.

Please be careful and assign a designated driver tonight.

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

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Nun Punishment

Gemma Massey - Sexy Catholic Nun Punishment

Sister Gemma Massey, disciplining a careless student caught passing notes in second period religion class. The penalty, of course was immense torture followed by death by belt hanging.Perhaps nun punishment wasn't quite so harsh as depicted above, but to be fair, the nuns didn't look anything like the sexy Gemma Massey, the international model portraying the maniacal Catholic nun at the Chicago Halloween trade show.

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Triple Dog Dared

Triple Dog Dare

Apparently Inga never watched the classic holiday film, A Christmas Story. Otherwise, she would have known what happens when she sticks her tongue onto a pole.

Perhaps Inga was Triple dogged Dared much like Flick was in the movie and couldn't resist the challenge.

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Bai Ling - Sci-Fi Sexy Siren

Bai Ling Star Wars Princess 

Bai Ling claims she is from the Moon and with a body like hers, who really cares. Bai Ling is best known for her nipple slip photo shoots but she achieves Sci-Fi Sexy Siren status for appearing in Star Wars Episode III - Revenge of the Sith as a princess. Also appeared in ABC's hit series Lost, Jake 2.0, The Breed, Wild, Wild, West, The Crow, and several other science fiction movies and TV shows. No nip slips here but still enjoy the beauty of Bai Ling.

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Gemma Massey - Sci Fi Sexy Siren

Gemma Massey Halloween Trade show Model And Glamour Model

Gemma Massey hails from across the pond and is fast becoming an international fashion and print model. Gemma also works a variety of trade shows as a spokes model in the states including the National Halloween show in Chicago this year. This show allows Gemma to be featured on the Sci-Fi Sexy Sirens sections. Gemma can be found at her
Twitter Account Here. Click the thumb nails below for the larger version.
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Merry Christmas From Grassy Knoll Institute

Sexy Snow Bunnies On the Grassy Knoll

Happy Holidays from the entire staff of the
Grassy Knoll Institute

Is it nippy in here?

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Tongue Logo Tattoo

The latest craze! Having your tongue tattooed with a corporate logo. Millions of women are flocking to tattoo parlors to have their tongues tattooed with corporate sponsors. Not surprisingly, the Grassy Knoll Institute has a commanding lead in tattoo sponsorship.

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