Thought Screen Helmet Inauguration Fittings

Inaugural Ball Style

As was expected, the Grassy Knoll Institutes scientific studies conclude that alien telepathic activity spikes during presidential inaugurations. With president-elect Barack Obama being sworn in January 20th, every precaution is being taken to avoid any national security issues.

Washington Thought Screen Helmet makers have geared up production and are cranking out tailor made helmets to those attending the presidential inauguration and ball. Hurry though, supplies are limited and you don't want to be the only one not wearing your thought screen helmet.

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State Highway Patrol Thought Screen Helmet

Flintstones Great Gazoo Lands A Job

No one is immune to the evil race of aliens using telepathy to control the minds of citizens throughout the world. And the State Highway Patrol is prepared in case they are the next target.

For the motorcycle division, they designed special helmets lined with velostat, (A telepathic canceling material) to eliminate any outside interference in doing their duty.

If only Eric Estrada had known earlier.

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