Thought Screen Helmet Disguise

Thought Screen Helmet Disguise

In an attempt to blend in while wearing the thought screen helmet to keep evil aliens from invading your mind and controlling your thoughts and actions, Spiro Agnestesio has invented the thought screen helmet wig.

The thought screen helmet wig fits snugly over the thought screen helmet enabling the wearer to carry on with daily activities without having to withstand verbal abuse and snickers aimed at you for wearing a helmet out in public.

Wigs come in gray, black, brown, red, and blond.

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An Exact Moment In Kennedy History

An Exact Moment In Time

At this exact moment, Richard Nixon was thinking, (Someday, I’m going to blow his motherfucking head off.)

And the rest is history…. Or conspiracy.

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   Anti-Christ said

   August 6, 2008 at 12:09 pm e
   This may be your best caption ever.
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   Gumby said

   August 6, 2008 at 12:20 pm e
   LMFAO!
   I bet he was thinking that. Kennedy was kicking his ass and the camera kept showing Nixon all sweaty and nervous.
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   Max Jackl said

   August 6, 2008 at 12:39 pm e
   And kill his brother Bobby as well.
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   SIGHTER said

   August 6, 2008 at 1:31 pm e
   MARVELOUS! SIMPLY MARVELOUS. GLAD I RETURNED.
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   LOTGK said

   August 6, 2008 at 11:44 pm e
   Returned? From where?
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   Gumby said

   August 8, 2008 at 9:36 am e
   From the perch on the grassy knoll. Thats where.
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   Raincoaster said

   August 9, 2008 at 8:56 pm e
   MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
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Bob Evans - Turkey Dinner - Take Out

Bob Evans Turkey Dinner

Bob Evans serves more than breakfast. But you all knew that anyway. Well, sooner or later, the Grassy Knoll Institute will get around to every restaurant in the world. This was our latest stop.

We decided on take out and we were not disappointed. I ordered the turkey dinner with all the fixings. Price was $10 dollars.

The order was ready on time, and it was correct, and the dinner was hot and fresh. It was sealed and placed in a sturdy container.

The turkey was not processed turkey, but carved from the breast. Very moist and hot. The stuffing was good, considering it was a national chain restaurant. the mashed potatoes were a surprise. They were not instant, but real mashed potatoes. Gravy was OK. The steamed carrots were adequate. The rolls, pretty darn good.

The Grassy Knoll Diner scores 4 out of 5 shots for the turkey dinner and recommends Bob Evans of Boardman, Ohio for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

Hello Sally!!!

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Mount Rushmore Logo

The LOTGK Logo Is In Patriotic Company

Mount Rushmore is the home of one of America's finest monuments. Located in Keystone, South Dakota, Mount Rushmore attracts more than two million tourists every year.

The sculpture is carved into the face of the mountain is of former presidents George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Theodore Roosevelt, and Abraham Lincoln. It depicts the first 150 years of the United States.

It is definitely one of mans wonders of the world and worth the visit.

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Jorgine's Restaurant - Meatball Sandwich

Jorgines Restaurant Meatball Sandwich

Jorgine's is located downtown Youngstown. The take out menu is faxed everyday. We decided to try them and fell right into their trap.

The above photo is of a $5.99 meatball sandwich. No cheese, no fries, no chips, no drink. Just a sandwich. To understand the size of this sandwich, it is a hot dog bun.

The taste was adequate. These were not home made meatballs, but frozen mass purchased type meatballs thawed out in a microwave tasting types. The bun was fresh though.

The Grassy Knoll Diner reluctantly scores 1.5 out of 5 shots to Jorgine's meatball sandwich and does not recommend them for lunch or dinner.

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Gillian Anderson - Sci-Fi Sexy Siren

Gillian Anderson X Files FBI Agent Dana Scully

Gillian Anderson - FBI Agent Dana Scully

Brings the "X" back to Sci-Fi movie, X-Files.
Gillian Anderson portrayed FBI agent Dana Scully, a sexy crime solving alien fighting super hot red headed sexy siren. For 10 years, fans waited for Scully and Mulder to do the wild thing. Finally, Fox And Dana got horizontal and the show promptly ended. The proverbial "Jumping of the shark syndrome."

Alas, all is not lost. A new X-Files movie is set to be released this Friday, July 25th, at a theater near you with Anderson reprising her role as Agent Dana Scully.

Sci-Fi Sexy Sirens brought to you by the Grassy Knoll Institute marketing team to boost readership and placement on search engines.

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Thought Screen Helmet Hair

TSH Hair

One of the drawbacks of wearing the stylish thought screen helmet is classic Helmet Hair Syndrome. You see, once you are abducted, you must forever wear the thought screen helmet to prevent any more alien influence. Rolf, pictured above, is one of the many tormented souls hounded by aliens attempting to control his mind and actions.

However, the above photo does prove a point on a hotly debated subject that velostat, the secret magical material that lines official thought screen helmets does hold an electric charge and provides protection against aliens using telepathy to control the mind.

Knowledge is power. The Grassy Knoll Institute will continue to investigate the shocking story of alien abductions and the thought screen helmets that prevent them.

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Quizznos $5 Dollar Sub Deal - Turkey, Cheese, Bacon

Quizznos Turkey Sub

I stopped at the Quizznos restaurant off Lockwood Blvd and Route 224 for dinner tonight. I saw all the commercials from Subway and from Quizzno's. Both joints are touting $5 dollar foot long sandwiches. Well, feast your eyes upon Quizznos version of the $5 dollar sub.

To begin with, the sub above was not a foot long. More like 9 inches. I measured when I got home.

Next, this so-called giant sub had three slices of turkey. Yes kids, that's right, three thin slices of turkey. Not anything remotely similar to what the commercials on TV depict. This is blatant false advertising at it's finest.

Moving on, the sandwich had two pieces of cheese. Yup, just two pieces of cheese. Cut in half and spread on the bun.

To top it off, the bacon was pieces, but just by eye balling the sandwich, it was not more than two standard slices of bacon.

The cost was $5.00 for this sandwich. Let's take a minute and analyze the ingredients of this sandwich. three slices of turkey. I can buy a pound of turkey at the local Giant Eagle grocery store for $4.99 which consists of approximately 25 slices, or about 20 cents a slice.

The bacon is $1.99 a box, which is 15 slices, or 13 cents a slice.

The cheese is $4.99 per pound which is 20 slices or 25 cents a slice.

The bun is $1.99 for an eight pack of sub buns, which is 25 cents a bun.

Let's add it all together. 60 cents turkey, 26 cents bacon, 50 cents for cheese, and 25 cents for the bun. Grand total $1.61 for the sandwich. Keep in mind that Quizznos has to have better costs than my retail prices.

The Grassy Knoll Diner is highly disappointed in Quizznos pathetic attempt at a $5 dollar foot long sandwich and we award only 1 shot out of 5 and DOES NOT RECOMMEND them for lunch, dinner, or any event of any kind.

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