Showing posts with label travel. Show all posts
Showing posts with label travel. Show all posts

8/01/2008

Mount Rushmore Logo



The LOTGK Logo Is In Patriotic Company

Mount Rushmore is the home of one of America's finest monuments. Located in Keystone, South Dakota, Mount Rushmore attracts more than two million tourists every year.

The sculpture is carved into the face of the mountain is of former presidents George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Theodore Roosevelt, and Abraham Lincoln. It depicts the first 150 years of the United States.

It is definitely one of mans wonders of the world and worth the visit.

LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

6/18/2008

England Knows About Thought Screen Helmets

The British Crown has long known about the evil race of aliens attempting to control citizens minds through telepathy.
For over 100 years, Buckingham Palace guards, who guard the Queen and the royal family, secretly wear thought screen helmets under their dress hats to eliminate the threat of alien invasion through mind control.

Sadly, due to Prince Charles unusually large ears, a thought screen helmet has not been constructed yet to fit his large dome.

That explains Camilla.


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11/28/2007

Kalik Beer Of The Bahama's


Grassy Knoll Institute scientist Jungle Jim, while on a mission to the Bahama's to uncover the real story of Anna Nicole Smith's death, took some time out to enjoy a cold brew. Here is Jim's critique of a beer he happened upon.

As I sit in the Bahamas gazing out my window, my contact at the Bahama National Police suggested I try the local beer called Kalik,,the EXTRA STRENGTH one! Holy Cow. After only 2 beers I caught a strong buzz that is still with me. My ears are warm and my head is woozy. At $2.50 per beer it packs the same punch as a 6 pack of ANY American beer. All hail Kalik beer! I rate it 4.8 shots out of 5.Thank GOD for spell check, it worked overtime on this submission.

PS: Grassy Knoll Institute special scientist Jimmy hard at work.


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