Grassy Knoll Institute: 1960's nuns

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11/14/2012

Catholic Nuns Legendary Lightning Eraser Release

Sister Mary Badass walked the streets of San Juan Puerto Rico with confidence knowing her legendary eraser release was not only deadly but lightning fast. Jaun and Hector, survivors of 8th grade Catholic school attempt to blend in to the background after learning the hard lesson not to attack Catholic nuns. The New York Yankee's could have used Bad-Ass this season.

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LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

7/28/2010

Catholic Nuns Unveiled

Catholic Nun Vigilantes

Ever wonder what Catholic Nuns look like outside the church walls? Wonder no more, the Grassy Knoll Institute snapped this rare photograph of four Nuns out loose in the wild.

As evidenced, Catholic Nuns are a very dangerous species. Upon them hearing the click of my digital camera, (50 Fucking Feet Away) all four nuns reeled around in unison pointing their hand guns with deadly aim at my head. (Notice the pleasure it caused them to have me in their sites)

I was lucky to escape. My 8 years of attending Catholic grade school in the 1960's helped me survive.

Every child learned the Duck and Serpentine manuever. It was a critical lesson of survival. With an eraser in hand, a nuns aim was deadly.

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LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

10/06/2007

Catholic Bad Habits

Going to Catholic grade school in the 1960's was difficult enough. Adding angry nuns was a recipe of pure Hell. The nuns were vicious, without mercy. I knew my mission in life the day I pulled Sister Ann Teresa's habit off her head. I had to know what secret treasures lay hidden beneath. The Grassy Knoll Institute conspiracy began.

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