11/23/2007

Catholic Nuns Plotting My Eternal Damnation

His Permanent Record Is Almost Full
Catholic nuns smirking and gloating over my permanent record. Damn bitches were plotting my demise and eternal damnation to hell.

The Grassy Knoll Institute can now confirm that Catholic nuns in the 1960's were cooking the books making Catholic kids appear more sinful than they really were. The nuns, A/K/A crafty demons from hell, realized that they would be out of business and obsolete if the children were well behaved and well mannered. Perhaps being reassigned to more private church activities such as decorating the church for Easter and Christmas seasons and cooking and serving the spaghetti dinners. Certainly a notch down from the power they wielded teaching the grade school children.

But the nuns had an ace in the hole. The Permanent Record. The permanent record was the ammunition and control for the nuns. By simply doctoring the books, adding a mortal sin and few venial sins to each child's record, all Catholics took a giant step towards damnation. Nobody questioned the Nun Mafia. If a nun called the parents of a child informing them that said child was behaving badly, there was no discussion between parents and child, it commenced right to the beatings. This was the type of power that nuns of the 1960's had.

This is one of the main reasons that I vowed to bring the nun mafia to their knee's. (A place they've never been before) One child's quest, against a formidable foe, a modern day David and Goliath. My battle lasted eight long years and some say the nuns won, but some notice that today, nuns are almost extinct and will soon be on the endangered species list. I leave that evidence as my testament that I had won the battle.

Take that bitches.



LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

5 comments:

  1. Previously Posted Comments:

    Catholic 69 - Posted 8/18/2007
    This is by far your best category on the grassyknoll. You hit the nail on the head with these stories. This is so right on target, nuns taking control.

    jungljim69 - Posted 8/20/2007
    Patrick, did Mrs LOTGK tell you how our brother got paddled over the PA by the Principal at St Patrick's?

    LOTGK - Posted 8/20/2007
    No, Patty never told me that story. Would love to hear it.

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  2. It's nun porn, not your permanent record.

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  3. Hail to the nuns

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  4. Don't let them hear you say hail. :D

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  5. LOTGK said
    November
    23, 2007 at 7:36 pm
    Previously Posted Comments:

    Catholic 69 – Posted 8/18/2007This is by far your best category on the
    grassyknoll. You hit the nail on the head with these stories. This is so right
    on target, nuns taking control.

    jungljim69 – Posted 8/20/2007Patrick, did Mrs LOTGK tell you how our
    brother got paddled over the PA by the Principal at St Patrick’s?

    LOTGK – Posted 8/20/2007No, Patty never told me that story. Would love to
    hear it.

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    D-Advocate said
    November
    24, 2007 at 10:23 am
    It’s nun porn, not your permanent record.

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    Norma saidJune
    27, 2009 at 8:05 am
    Hail to the nuns
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    LOTGK saidJune
    27, 2009 at 11:41 pm
    Don’t let them hear you say hail.

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