10/14/2012

Cause This Is Thriller... Thriller Cat

Darkness falls across the land,
The midnight hour is close at hand.
Creatures crawl in search of blood,
To terrorize y'all's neighborhood.
And those whoever shall be found,
Without the soul for getting down,
Must stand and face the hounds of hell,
And rot inside a corpse's shell

Cause this is thriller,
Thriller night.
Cause I can thrill you more,
Than any ghost would ever dare try.
Thriller, thriller night,
So let me hold you tight,
And share a killer, diller, chiller thriller here tonight.

Happy Halloween




LURKING, IN THE SHADOWS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

10/13/2012

We Need Your Flesh

We Need Your Flesh To Survive
Welcome Internet surfer. We are grateful you stopped by. We know you are alone right now. It's late in the evening, the light is flickering. Pay no attention to that faint sound in the back ground.
It is nothing but the wind....

Happy Halloween



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10/12/2012

Hotel Conneaut Ghost Elizabeth Photo

Legendary Hotel Conneaut Ghost Elizabeth
Every year the Grassy Knoll Institute paranormal investigators return to Hotel Conneaut to document evidence that the elusive Matron of the Manor, Ghost Elizabeth is still roaming the hallways since her tragic death in 1943. This year we were filming the third floor hallway at night when a soothing yellowish light appeared in the window frame. The light slowly lit the surrounding area illuminating the hallway.

Several seconds later, an apparition appeared behind the willowy shear drapes forming the shape of a young woman. We snapped the above photo and then moved closer for a better vantage point. Elizabeth must have spotted our movement and quickly dissipated into the air.

Happy Halloween



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10/11/2012

Shakespeares Macbeth To Hit Broadway

Shakespeare's Macbeth Debuts On Broadway
"Fair is foul, and foul is fair:
Hover through the fog and filthy air"

Andrew Lloyd Webber announced a new blockbuster Broadway musical based on Shakespeare's play Macbeth coming to the Majestic Theater when the 25 year run of The Phantom Of the Opera comes to a close in January.

The Three Witches, or "Weird Sisters" get a modern sexy makeover but still maintain their sinister and supernatural origins.

Shakespeare's witches were prophets tempting Macbeth with power and glory predicting his rise to King. Macbeth follows the advice of the sisters and assumes the throne.

Webber will adopt a modern political climate based in London, England as the sisters appear to the royal heir second son, currently third in line to the throne behind his older brother and his father. The sisters foretell his future in two fold, one where he never reaches the throne and an alternative future shows him as King of England. The sisters claim all this comes to pass in less than three years and starts with the Queen's burial.

Double, double, toil and trouble...

Happy Halloween


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10/09/2012

I Think She Is Flirting With Me


If you have the good fortune to be in Gatlinburg, Tennessee this October, make sure you spare some time to be on the Parkway Friday and Saturday evenings. Head on down to Ripley's Haunted Adventure and say hello to Stumpy. She's the gal hanging out in front of the haunt.

I got to talking with her and asked a favor, a shout out. She came through, literally. Thank you.

And make sure you go through the haunted house, it's certainly worth the wait, and the money.

Happy Halloween




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10/08/2012

Zombie Fortress #1 - 2012

Zombie Safe House
October is Zombie Apocalypse preparedness month and the Grassy Knoll Institute is actively exploring several options available to survive when the outbreak occurs. To survive, your fortress must afford you the ability to come and go but have peace of mind that the Zombie horde cannot penetrate. Of course, we are using the original George Romero movie, Night Of the Living Dead type Zombies as our template.

Our first offering is an abandoned missile silo site. Please inspect the photo’s below to expose any weaknesses in this fortress and thought process. We will let you know in the comments before the outbreak does occur. We promise!

Is this a good choice for a Zombie fortress or are there better options out there. Remember, the outbreak can happen at any moment. In fact, it could already be in process right now. (I hope you are not at home sitting in the dark all alone right now.)

Happy Halloween

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10/05/2012

Ghost Hunters International Canceled

With heavy heart, the Grassy Knoll Institute has received credible information that SYFY Channel has canceled Ghost Hunters International but has yet to formally announce the decision to the public. A SYFY insider claims head honcho's didn't want to scuttle the show but several key factors led to its demise.

One key factor was of course the poor TV ratings of GHI. The show never really captured an audience base to sustain the production costs and air time expenses. Even Kris Williams "Enhancements" couldn't secure a larger fan base.

Another factor was that Kris Williams, arguably the most popular ghost hunter on the show was leaving, packing up and moving to California to forge yet another chapter in her life. No Kris. No "Enhancements!" No new season.

One SYFY executive spoke to us under anonymity claiming the blood-letting episode last season which divided the group was a contributing factor. Coincidentally, not a single episode has been filmed or produced since.

Also, at this time, the SYFY Channel has almost a dozen programs dealing with the paranormal airing leaving little air time for GHI.

All these factors contributed to the cancellation of Ghost Hunters International.

We here at the Grassy Knoll Institute believe we have a better explanation as to why the show was canceled. Let's put aside everyone's frustration while watching every episode that the camera man is always a split second to late from catching real hard evidence of a paranormal event.

We feel the simple reason was that an all English-speaking cast of ghost hunters went oversea's to non-English speaking countries to communicate with the dead and expected them to understand and speak the English language.

Not to pile on more bad news but, the original Ghost Hunters is not long for this world. Grant Wilson didn't leave to make board games and concentrate on his music. He left the show while it was still relative in the paranormal society.

One more tidbit. The Ghost Hunters annual "Live" Halloween investigation is not airing this year. SYFY decided to go another direction, with a "Live" airing of its popular Face Off program.

RIP Ghost Hunters International

Happy Halloween




LURKING, IN THE SHADOWS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

10/04/2012

Vote Zombie For President 2012

How So True
The Presidential election is just a few weeks away and our vote will determine the course of our country for the next four years. For all those frustrated with President Obama and those afraid of endorsing Romney, there is another choice. The Zombie choice. Use your brain this election while we still having a fighting chance against the invading horde of political brain dead cadavers spewing their ineffective programs and tax breaks.

Download this sign and get it in your front yards, car windows, office doors to show the disgust you have for our political choices this year.

Happy Halloween



LURKING, IN THE SHADOWS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

10/03/2012

Halloween Costume Contest 2012

Sexiest Spiderwoman Costume Ever
Welcome Grassy Knoll Institute surfers to the 2012 Halloween Dark Zone “Best Halloween Costume” contest. For 2012, we added several new categories including Sexiest Super Girl, Sexiest Super hero, Best Body Paint Art, Best Lady Joker, Sexiest Nurse, Sci-Fi, and of course the General Halloween costume. Check back daily to see the updates.

Happy Halloween



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10/02/2012

Welcome To Halloween Melons 2012

Frost On The Pumpkins
The state and county fairs are over and this morning there was a little frost on the pumpkins signaling Halloween melon harvest season. This year the Grassy Knoll Institute has plenty of blue ribbon winners. We won in every category including the sexy melon, nude melon, juicy melons, best firmness, and of course tastiest melons. Sit back and enjoy as we display proudly our more than 12 ribbons and awards.

Happy Halloween


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10/01/2012

Dusting Off The Halloween Dark Zone 2012

Tidying Up For Halloween
Excuse the dust here at the Grassy Knoll Institute blog. The last several months activity here was almost at a stand still. Today, all that has changed. Our cleaning crew are on their hands and knee's working double time preparing for the Halloween season.

The Halloween Dark Zone has plenty of tricks and treats for you this October. We are chock full of some very sexy Halloween sirens, outlandish adult Halloween costumes, real ghost stories, wild video’s, scary demons, big ripe melons, haunted house tips, urban legends, and our own special blend of all things Halloween. Check back daily as we will be updating continuously throughout the month of October.

Halloween Tip #1: If Amanda Bynes offers to give you a lift to the next neighborhood to continue your trick or treating, make like Forest Gump.

Happy Halloween


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9/19/2012

Dairy Queen - Butterfinger Blizzard

Dairy Queen has many treats. One of my favorites is the Butter finger Blizzard. Patty and I just went back the other night. I just had to have another treat. DQ would not disappoint.

The medium sized blizzard was $3.39 and had plenty of ground up butter finger candy bits mixed in with classic Dairy Queen vanilla ice cream.

The mix of ice cream and butter finger candy is almost heavenly.
Don't like Blizzards, not to worry, there are plenty of other options. Dilly Bars, Buster bars, cones, hot fudge sundae's and of course the banana split.

The Grassy Knoll Institute scores 5 out of 5 shots and recommends Dairy Queen Butterfinger Blizzards for dessert.




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9/03/2012

Beatles - Introducing The Beatles - 1964


introducing the beatles record album
Introducing The Beatles
Introducing The Beatles was the first album released in the United States. This album, printed by Vee Jay Records burst on the scene in 1964, just several months before Capital Records released their version of the first Beatles album, Meet The Beatles. Of course a legal battle ensued and Capital won the lawsuit and Vee-Jay was ordered to pull their records by October. 


rare album introducing the beatles
Introducing the Beatles Back Cover
The back cover is a plain white wrapper with the album title and the song tracks with the Vee-Jay logo top center. 

Side One:
I Saw Her standing There
Misery
Anna
Chains
Boys
Ask Me Why

Side Two:
Please, Please, Me
Baby It's You
Do You Want To Know A Secret
A Taste Of Honey
There's A Place
Twist And Shout
vinyl rare introducing the beatles album
VJ Introducing The beatles Vinyl
Did I happen to mention that this album is a rarity of sorts. Put your Sherlock Holmes pipe down and try to figure out why this album is a rarity. Use the Google machine or Bing it for the answers. Give me your answers in the comments section.

Side One tracks on the actual album:
I Saw her Standing There
Misery
Anna
Chains
Boys
Love Me Do

Side two on the actual album:
P.S. I Love You
Baby It's You
Do You Want To Know A Secret
A Taste Of Honey
There's A Place
Twist And Shout

OK, here are some more clues to investigate:
VJLP-1062
STEREO
63-3403

Let's see how good you really are. That includes you Gumby...





LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

8/14/2012

Wedgewood Pizza - Boardman Ohio

Wedgewood Pizza - Boardman
Wedgewood Pizza has branched out and has another pizza place in Boardman, Ohio. It's been there for several years and I have eaten there several times and decided to check in and critique the famous pizza.
Wedgewood 16 Inch with Chicken Topping
Ordering was standard fare, call your order in, (16 inch pizza with a topping of chicken on half the pizza) and was told 20 minutes and was given a pickup number.

In 20 minutes I pulled in, and you can see by my picture of the store front that it was raining. My pizza was ready and the cashier said that the pizza would be $13.50 total.

Now, the menu states that a large pizza is $10.50 plain. Chicken as a topping was $3 dollars. I assumed that since I only asked for chicken on half the pie that the topping charge would be $1.50 but I was wrong. (Other pizza joints only charge half when you only want the topping on half. Not Boardman Wedgewood.) I paid the $13.50 and left.

The pizza tasted great. Thick crust, nice sauce, cheese, and the chicken was well cooked. All in all a perfect five rating, except for the over charge for the topping.

The Grassy Knoll Institute scores 4 out of 5 shots and recommends Boardman Wedgewood Pizza for dinner.


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7/28/2012

Hungry Howies Thin Crust Pizza

Hungry Howie's Pizza Shop - Boardman, Ohio
When deciding on a pizza for dinner, several factors come into play.

One: First and foremost, the pizza must be good tasting.
Two: The pizza Ohio has to have a very quick take out service.
Three: The pizza box must be sturdy to survive the ride home.
Four: The pizza must be affordable.
Five: The pizza shop must be close by.





Hungry Howie's meet these requirements. The thin crust is good tasting, not fantastic or exceptional, but good. The drive through pick up is pretty spot on. You pull up, they take your money and hand over the pizza. The box, yellow in color, is sturdy to handle rough roads and perhaps another box stacked on top and still the cheese will not be sticking to the top of the box. Howie's is fairly cheap, and check on their weekly specials for some good deals. And the shop is only five minutes away from us. 

BTW, the chicken nuggets, or strips, or tenders, whatever they call them, are not bad.

The Grassy Knoll Institute scores 4 out of 5 shots and recommends Hungry Howie's for dinner.


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7/26/2012

Davidsons Restaurant Bacon Cheeseburger

Davidson's Restaurant - Austintown, Ohio
From the looks of the restaurant, it appears small on the outside but once you walk inside, there are plenty of rooms with many a tables. Don't be concerned if the parking lot is full, there will be a table for you inside.

This evening I was intrigued by one of the appetizers, the "Mini Corndogs." Yes, corndogs! There were 10 of them, dipped in batter and browned to a nice crunch. I was surprised at how good they were.


My main course was the half pound bacon cheeseburger with fair fries. The burger was well done as specified, the bun fresh, the cheese melted and thank goodness the bacon was cooked. (I hate when I order a bacon cheeseburger and there is soggy uncooked bacon on top) The burger was delicious.


The fries to my surprise, were fantastic. I am in search of the elusive "Idora Park" french fry taste and this night was the closest I came. On a Idora Park scale of 1 to 10, these fries were a 9. The texture, the taste, the look, feel, the presentation, all Idora Park like. Only thing missing was the white paper cone holder that Idora fries came in.

Completing the meal was a slice of cheesecake topped with strawberries. It was very good and ended the meal on a high note.


The reason for 4 stars and not 5, the service is a tad lacking. No offense to the wait staff, they are working hard, but they are spread to thin. Our waitress was covering an entire room, which was to much for one to handle. Management needs to add more help.

The Grassy Knoll Institute scores 4 out of 5 shots and recommends Davidson's for dinner.


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7/15/2012

Bacon Hot Fudge Sundae From Burger King

Hell Yeah Bacon
Yes, I know it was out there, hanging out with the deep fried twinkies and deep fried cheeseburger and it was just a matter of time before it landed on the Blue Plate Special.

Let's break this down, ice cream, hot fudge, and bacon. Whip em all together and you have the Bacon Sundae. I will state, I was a skeptic, however, after the first bite, it's true, bacon makes everything taste better.

If you like bacon, and ice cream, make the drive to Burger King and score a bacon sundae today.

The Grassy Knoll Institute scores 4 out of 5 shots and recommends Burger King Bacon Sundae for dessert.




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