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Well, there she sits buddy justa gleaming in the sun
There to greet a working man when his day is done
I'm gonna pack my pa and I'm gonna pack my aunt
I'm gonna take them down to the Cadillac Ranch

By Bruce Springsteen

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Hooked On A Feeling

Shark Hooks In Womans Back

When in Florida, the Grassy Knoll Institute likes to relax and do a little deep sea fishing. Usually we don't catch anything and really don't care that we don't. Marlin, swordfish, and sharks are the usual catch but sometimes we get our hooks into something unusual.

Although we hauled this one into the boat, reluctantly we had to release the catch due to the Florida fish and wildlife license.

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Kalik Beer Of The Bahama's

Grassy Knoll Institute scientist Jungle Jim, while on a mission to the Bahama's to uncover the real story of Anna Nicole Smith's death, took some time out to enjoy a cold brew. Here is Jim's critique of a beer he happened upon.

As I sit in the Bahamas gazing out my window, my contact at the Bahama National Police suggested I try the local beer called Kalik,,the EXTRA STRENGTH one! Holy Cow. After only 2 beers I caught a strong buzz that is still with me. My ears are warm and my head is woozy. At $2.50 per beer it packs the same punch as a 6 pack of ANY American beer. All hail Kalik beer! I rate it 4.8 shots out of 5.Thank GOD for spell check, it worked overtime on this submission.

PS: Grassy Knoll Institute special scientist Jimmy hard at work.

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Real Reason Modblog Is Offline

Real Reason Modblog Service Is Offline So Often

Just as the Grassy Knoll Institute suspected, Modblog's downtime woes can be easily rectified. Apparetly the extension cord leading from Gormans house connecting Modblog to the Internet kept coming unplugged. Several feet of duct tape and a deskmod upgrade and all is well again in modblog land.

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