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Happy St. Patrick's Day 2008 from all the rocket scientists at the Grassy Knoll Institute.
Please be careful and assign a designated driver tonight.
Happy St. Patrick's Day!
LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
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3/17/2008
St. Patricks Day Sexy Irish Waitress 2008
Please be careful and assign a designated driver tonight.
2/27/2008
Idora Park Entrance Sign
This was the Idora Amusement Park entrance sign just off of Canfield Road in Youngstown, Ohio. It stood proud and tall for many years. Even years after the park closed in 1984.
A polka festival was the last advertised event at Idora Park. I can remember the yellow blinking lights and the blue background announcing to all that you had arrived at Idora Park.
The sign has been torn down several years ago but you can still see in the road the indentations where it stood.
LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
1/19/2008
Philadelphia Museum Of Art Logo
Right across the street of the Philadelphia Museum Of Art is a quaint little landing and gazebo overlooking the river. An old wooden fence guards against the danger of falling over the ledge and down the side of the ravine.As with almost all public places, etchings and carvings adorn the fence.
LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
12/11/2007
Tongue Logo Tattoo
The latest craze! Having your tongue tattooed with a corporate logo. Millions of women are flocking to tattoo parlors to have their tongues tattooed with corporate sponsors. Not surprisingly, the Grassy Knoll Institute has a commanding lead in tattoo sponsorship.
LURKING, LICKING EYEBROWS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
11/15/2007
Nasa Finds Intelligent Life On Mars
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| Photograph NASA Didn't Want Us To See |
The Photograph NASA Didn't Want You To See
The Grassy Knoll Institute has uncovered a conspiracy involving NASA and the United states government. When the original famed "Mars Face" photo was first transmitted to earth it sparked many debates on whether life on Mars existed. Soon afterward, NASA experts, (The same experts that calibrated the Mars lander in feet instead of meters) claimed the photo was merely an illusion and bended light on a bland rock formation. Certainly not a monument much like our Mount Rushmore.
The controversy slowly died down and was left to speculation by conspiracy theorists until several years ago when new superior photos were taken by the Mars lander in 1998. The new photo showed the famous face from another angle revealing what NASA has said long ago, that it was merely a rock formation and not a face.
Once again, a media buzz surrounded the Mars Face as it was reported that the photo was processed through not one, but seven filters that could have changed the contrast, clarity, and appearance of the photo. The above photo is the only Mars Face photo in existence transmitted without any filters. When viewing the photo, you can clearly make out other shapes in the frame. Numbers or letters are visible surrounding the face. So far, the Grassy Knoll Institute has decoded five letters.
The letters are L.O.T.G.K. With this startling evidence, it is clear that intelligent life does exist in space, and on Mars.
LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
11/07/2007
Ruby Guns Down Oswald - Silence The Assassin
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| Ruby Guns Down Oswald |
November 24th, 1963. Dallas, Texas. This is where it all began. Lee Harvey Oswald, already arrested, beaten, and interrogated in connection to the assassination of president John F. Kennedy, the 35th president of the United States, was being held at police headquarters waiting to be transferred to a more secure location. Enter Jack Ruby.
Ruby stopped at his dry cleaners and then decided to walk over to the jail where the police were holding Oswald. Ruby walked right in, no one noticed him as the reporters and other security agents concentrated on the door Oswald was going to come through.
Ruby mingled in the crowd positioning himself closer waiting for Oswald to enter and seconds later, the Kennedy Assassination conspiracy began. Ruby shot and killed Oswald at point blank range and his aim was true. Oswald slumped to the ground, still handcuffed to the Texas Marshal assigned to escort him to the county jail.
An hour later, Oswald was pronounced dead and Ruby quickly surrendered and was arrested. Ruby shouted out that he shot Oswald to avenge the death of President Kennedy. Ruby died in prison several years later from cancer.
The seeds of a terrible conspiracy were planted that day. Before Ruby shot Oswald, there was only one gunman, and it was Oswald who acted alone. The next day, people seemed to remember the events at Dealy Plaza a little differently. Perhaps there were shots that came from the little grassy knoll before the underpass. Perhaps there were four shots fired. Perhaps some from the front.
Today, 40 plus years later, after countless books, papers, reports, documentaries, and movies on the assassination each adding or subtracting elements of the actual days events to suit their thesis, many of the younger generation really don’t know what happened that day. Oliver Stone’s movie, JFK, 1991, distorted the facts of the assassination even more adding evidence and events that never occurred. Now it all seems like an old movie.
Fact is, Oswald did shoot Kennedy, hitting him at least once in the back of the head which was the fatal shot. Oswald did assassinate president Kennedy but thanks to Jack Ruby, there will always remain doubt that he acted alone and that a possible second shooter was lurking on the grassy knoll assisting in the assassination to guarantee their objective.
A carefully orchestrated conspiracy plan or simply a dejected lone gunman wanting to make a name for himself. Forty plus years later, hard to tell.
Welcome to the 101 of a conspiracy theory.
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10/26/2007
The Day The Earth Stood Still
Gort, Klaatu, Barada, Nikto
The motion picture, The Day The Earth stood Still is the finest Science Fiction movie ever made. It is also the favorite Sci-Fi movie of the Curator of the Grassy Knoll Institute. It was the vanguard of all science fiction movies that followed to the present days thrillers. First screened in 1951, it starred:
Starring:
Michael Rennie as Klaatu/Carpenter
Patricia Neal as Helen Benson
Hugh Marlowe as Tom Stevens
Sam Jaffe as Prof. Jacob Barnhardt
Billy Gray as Bobby Benson
Frances Bavier as Mrs. Barley
Lock Martin as Gort the robot
Michael Rennie as Klaatu/Carpenter
Patricia Neal as Helen Benson
Hugh Marlowe as Tom Stevens
Sam Jaffe as Prof. Jacob Barnhardt
Billy Gray as Bobby Benson
Frances Bavier as Mrs. Barley
Lock Martin as Gort the robot
The Day The Earth Stood Still had a simple premise. Instead of portraying the aliens as invaders bent on earth's destruction and enslaving all of humankind, a new approach, a new technique was used. Instead, a friendly race of aliens eager to extend friendship and help for humankind. Expectedly, the paranoia running through the United states military spark a chain of events that brings the entire globe to a halt. The following is a brief synopsis of the movie and Klaatu's farewell warning to humankind.
A huge menacing flying saucer lands in Washington, DC. A semi-panic ensues among the community as troops arrive surrounding the space craft. A humanoid alien (Klaatu) and a giant robot (Gort) emerge, but Klaatu is shot and wounded by a nervous soldier as he extended his arm in friendship and help. Gort then uses his laser beam eye to melt the weapons right out of the soldiers hands and even vaporizes a tank. Klaatu's arm is treated at Walter Reed hospital and he tries to arrange a meeting with the leaders of the world, but they cannot agree on a meeting place, letting pettiness and pride rule them.
Klaatu escapes, evading the army and attempts to blend in with the citizens of earth by disguising himself as a salesman, a Mr. Carpenter. He then takes refuge at a boarding house and befriends the innkeeper, Helen, and her son, Bobby. Klaatu listens to the people surrounding him talking about the space man and how dangerous he can be. Some suggest he is not a space man but a Russian spy. Klaatu pays a visit to a prominent scientist and completes a complicated equation on his chalk board while waiting him to return.
After a while, Klaatu is found out by Helen's love interest, Tom, who alerts the military and a chase ensues. Klaatu returns to his ship and prepares to leave the planet. But before he leaves, Klaatu, as scientists from around the globe gathered near the spaceship, addresses the people of Earth warning them about their current actions and endeavors and their consequences.
"Citizens of earth. I am leaving soon. And you will forgive me if I speak bluntly. The universe grows smaller everyday. And the threat of aggression of any group can no longer be tolerated. There must be security for all, or no one is secure. This does not mean giving up any freedom. Except the freedom to act irresponsibly. Your ancestors knew this when they made laws to govern themselves and hired policemen to enforce them.
We, of the other planets, have long accepted this principle. We have an organization for the mutual protection for all worlds and the complete elimination of all aggression. The test of any such higher authority is of course the police force that supports it. For our policemen, we created a race of robots. Their function is to patrol the planets, in space ships like this one, and preserve the peace. In matters of aggression, we have given them absolute power over us. This power cannot be revoked. At the first sign of violence, they act automatically against the aggressor. The penalty for provoking their action is too terrible to risk.
The result is, we live in peace. Without arms or armies. Secure in the knowledge that we are free from aggression and war. Free to pursue more profitable enterprises. Now we do not pretend to have achieved perfection, but we do have a system, and it works. I came here to give you these facts. It is no concern of ours how you run your own planet. But if you threaten to extend your violence, this planet of yours will be reduced to a burned out cinder. Your choice is simple. Join us and live in peace, or pursue your present course, and face obliteration.
We shall be waiting for your answer. The decision rests with you.
Gort, Maringa."
GORT, KLAATU, BARADA, NIKTO
LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
Grassy Knoll Post It Note
Dealey Plaza Post-it Note Art
This post-it note offers evidence that there was a second shooter lurking on the grassy knoll. Notice the angle of Oswalds perch from the 6th floor of the school book depository and from the grassy knoll. Kennedy was hit from two sides.
The above post-it doodle is the Curators own artistic rendering of the Kennedy Assassination. It was submitted and accepted to the most renown post-it art website on this planet. To secure your own private viewing of many post-it art doodles, please visit one of the Grassy Knoll Institutes very good friends, Matthew Pico Post-It Art website. More post-its are added regularly. Why not submit your own post-it art? Maybe it'll get hung up next to mine. (If you're lucky)
Matt's site also has some very keen insight on HTML code, metatags, and search engine positioning. Be careful, you may actually learn something.
LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
10/16/2007
Giant Halloween Jack O Lantern
Just In Time For Halloween
In a futile and stupid gesture, Grassy Knoll Institute scientists scaled a landed alien ship and positioned a carved giant pumpkin stolen from the ships galley and hoisted it on top of an exhaust vent. We left our calling card emblazoned on the side of the ship to let the giant aliens know exactly what type of organization they are dealing with.
LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
4/01/2007
UFO Crashes In Las Vegas
An unidentified flying object, (UFO) crash landed on the Las Vegas strip this morning. Thousands of reports flooded the LVPD describing the giant UFO in the sky over the strip. Eyewitness accounts stated the UFO was unsteady and flying very low almost hitting several casino's until it finally nose-dived and crashed in the street right by the fashion mall. The above exclusive photo was taken by a Grassy Knoll Institute rocket scientist just seconds before impact. The markings on the bottom right side of the ship looks strangely familiar and could possibly shed some light on from whence the aliens came from.
LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
3/17/2007
Giant Aliens Attack On St. Patricks Day
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| Attack On St. patricks Day |
Happy St. Patrick's Day from the Grassy Knoll Institute.
Happy St. Patrick's Day!
LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
Attack On St. Patricks Day
On a mild March morning in Dublin, Ireland, giant aliens attacked without warning. Kicking off the festivities and the three day St. Patrick's Day parade, a balloon of gigantic proportions of St. Patrick himself, came into view signaling the start of the parade. In a bold and daring move, giant aliens hidden inside the balloon, sliced it open and descended upon the unsuspecting crowd of partygoers.On a positive note, the balloon did win "Best Irish Theme."
Happy St. Patrick's Day from the Grassy Knoll Institute.
LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
4/02/2006
Grassy Knoll Institute Secret Laboratory
The Grassy Knoll Institutes secret laboratory photographed for the first time. A rival faction known only as "Chaos" has hunted down and posted onto the Internet the huge modern laboratory of the Grassy knoll for all the world to see. Scientists are scrambling at this very instant to secure all the precious objects obtained and sensitive top secret government documents merely lying around on their desks.
LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
4/01/2006
Grassy Knoll Institute Secret Laboratory
The Grassy Knoll Institutes secret laboratory photographed for the first time. A rival faction known only as "Chaos" has hunted down and posted onto the Internet the huge modern laboratory of the Grassy knoll for all the world to see. Scientists are scrambling at this very instant to secure all the precious objects obtained and sensitive top secret government documents merely lying around on their desks.
LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
3/17/2006
Grassy Knoll Institute St. Patricks Day Waitress
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| Sexiest St. Patricks Day Barmaid |
Happy St. Patrick's Day!
LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
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George Senda said
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Hilarleo said
This is the same speculation you accuse others of.
Among his very few clear statements about the execution of JFK is this straightforward answer to a reporter’s question
“Why did you shoot the president?”
That’s not the way I ‘d try to go about ensuring a macho infamy.
Whatever state of mind he was in, what Oswald said was not the boast of fame-seeking thrill-killers that you suggest.
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