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Showing posts with label giants. Show all posts
Showing posts with label giants. Show all posts
10/16/2007
Giant Halloween Jack O Lantern
Just In Time For Halloween
In a futile and stupid gesture, Grassy Knoll Institute scientists scaled a landed alien ship and positioned a carved giant pumpkin stolen from the ships galley and hoisted it on top of an exhaust vent. We left our calling card emblazoned on the side of the ship to let the giant aliens know exactly what type of organization they are dealing with.
LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
3/17/2007
Attack On St. Patricks Day
On a mild March morning in Dublin, Ireland, giant aliens attacked without warning. Kicking off the festivities and the three day St. Patrick's Day parade, a balloon of gigantic proportions of St. Patrick himself, came into view signaling the start of the parade. In a bold and daring move, giant aliens hidden inside the balloon, sliced it open and descended upon the unsuspecting crowd of partygoers.On a positive note, the balloon did win "Best Irish Theme."
Happy St. Patrick's Day from the Grassy Knoll Institute.
LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
10/07/2004
Giant Alien Saw Falls From Sky
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Evidence That Giant Aliens Exist
The Grassy Knoll Institute discovered a giant saw blade at the center of a small city in Japan. Eye witnesses said the saw blade fell several hundred feet from a huge hovering saucer-shaped alien craft. Amazingly, it stuck blade down in the earth.
The Grassy Knoll Institute estimates the owner of the giant alien blade exceeds 1200 feet in height with an average weight of 40,000 pounds.
The blade itself is made of a metallic material unknown to man and cannot be dented or cut and thus will remain buried in the ground.
The residents only hope of removal is for another visit from the giant aliens coming back to retrieve their missing tool.
If that happens, the Grassy Knoll Institute will be there to report the outcome.
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