Alien Abductees Living In Giant Dollhouse

Giant Aliens Holding Human Couple Hostage

Case Solved: From the Boardman Police Cold Case files
The mysterious disappearance involving Marge and Henry Adams sheds new light.
Marge and Henry Adams were last seen March 15th, 1954 on the way to the local market. Several neighbors remember waving to them as they drove down the neighborhood street. Their car was found abandoned about 2 miles from their home in a vacant lot.

An intense search was conducted at their home in hopes of finding a lead or clue to their whereabouts. Police found no letter or ransom note. It appeared that no foul play befell them as the doors and windows were locked and the house was in good order.

Marge and Henry Adams were never found. After several weeks of running down leads and shaking bushes, the Boardman police department halted the investigation and declared the Adams missing and the case went cold.

Until...

One daring Grassy Knoll operative covertly stowed away onto a giant alien craft during one of its routine landings to leave map markers for the invading fleet to follow. (Most people believe these to be crop circles.) The Grassy knoll operative quickly downloaded important intel from the mass of archived files from the giant aliens database.

Upon reviewing the data, one particular abductees file came to light. It was the file on Marge and Henry Adams. They were taken back in 54 to study the habits of humans and to learn their weaknesses. The internal file reads that the aliens caged the Adams family in a horrific giant-sized doll house and observed them night and day. They were fed and offered clothing to keep them alive and warm. They were permitted to exercise outside their home in a fenced in area four hours every week. The only entertainment permitted was a radio that picked up broadcasts from the Earth.

The Adams lived 21 more years in captivity and interrogated daily about the American way of life but not once did they offer any valuable intel. Alas, the file states that the Adams were eliminated (Murdered) after a failed escape attempt.

Case closed.

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WikiLeaks Hacked By Giant Aliens

Wiki Leaks Snowden

In a reversal of roles, Wiki-Leaks, the nefarious non-profit website publisher of classified media from governments around the world, has been hacked. An elite team of giant aliens infiltrated Wiki-Leaks files during a routine server reboot. Terabytes of valuable information was downloaded concerning strategy and assessment of the enemy which will certainly damage the war effort against the giant aliens poised to take over the world.

One data disk was left behind by the aliens with an encrypted file

After decoding the file, it merely read....

Processing... processing... processing... and a single link was present named Fresh Hell.

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Giant Alien Woman Wanders Onto Military Airfield

Giant Alien Female Invades Air Strip

Giant Alien sighting today in the biggest little city in the World, Reno, Nevada. A day before the Reno National Championship Air Races a giant alien female wandered onto the air strip and began to inspect several of the aircraft.

The Grassy Knoll Institute believes the female alien was taking inventory during a recon mission to size up the firepower of the area. An imminent attack is quite possible as the aliens attempt to pinpoint the location of the very secretive military base, Area 51.

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Giant Alien Women Administers Blow Jobs

Giant Alien Cheerleader Blowjobs

Sexy giant alien women giving Blow Jobs to the male population of Earth adding a new wrinkle in their arsenal to take over the world and enslave humankind.

In the past week, Grassy Knoll Institute operatives have observed three giant alien females dressed in "Classic" high school cheerleader costumes soliciting human males with fellatio.

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Giant Alien Tongue Licking

Giant Alien Woman Slipping The Tongue To  Lucky Guy

In an attempt to break the resistance of the male population, sexy Giant Alien women have got their freak on. In the past several weeks, these sexy women approach enlisted men in the war against giant aliens and French kiss them to sway their fortitude.

Unfortunately, this new tactic is working extremely well as many a good men have already succumbed to this sensual interrogation.

In brighter news, enlistment has tripled in the fight against giant aliens.

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Wolrd Cup Soccer Infiltrated By Giant Aliens

Goal.................

Tragedy struck today at the World Cup of soccer as a Giant Alien burst onto the playing field during a match between England and the United States. Alas, this was the first year the American team actually had a shot of advancing.

More news as it develops.

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Birdman Of Alcatraz Found

Giant Alien Skeleton Unearthed

During a routine repair on the South wall at infamous Alcatraz island prison, incredulously an intact giant alien skeleton was unearthed by construction workers. The skeleton found was approximately 36 feet in length when laid out on a concrete slab and is estimated to have weighed 1200 pounds with flesh and blood. A handful of sightseers on Alcatraz island at the time were treated to a rare sighting of actual proof of an alien race.

The skeleton was named "The Birdman Of Alcatraz due to it's unique bone structure of the nose. The Grassy Knoll Institute is in the process of offloading the giant alien for transport to a secret West Coast laboratory for genetic testing in hopes the skeleton will reveal a biological weakness for humankind to exploit against them.

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Tiger Woods Mistress #16 Revealed

Tiger Woods Mistress #16

.Mistress #16 on the Tiger Woods hit list surfaced last evening in Boca Raton, Florida. Paparazzi sources claim the woman to be at least 50 feet tall. Grassy Knoll Institute alien investigators (No, we aren't aliens, we just investigate them, and only the ones not of this Earth) were called to the scene and quickly confirmed that this woman, judging by the size of her discarded bra hanging from the side of the building, does indeed belong to the race of giant aliens attempting to take over the world and enslave humanity.

Tiger has a lot of explaining to do.

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V - The Visitors - Sexy Aliens

Giant Aliens Fingers Cut Off 

The Grassy Knoll Institute was not fooled by the 29 giant alien space ships hovering over the worlds major cities last night at 8pm Eastern Standard Time. We knew straight away (We're rocket scientists) that the sexy alien spouting eternal peace and health to all was all a ruse. We know for a fact that the Visitors are an alien race bent on the obliteration of the human race and enslaving the survivors to a lifetime of servitude to the whims of Anna and her cohorts.

Last week, in the wooded area of Spokane, Washington, the Grassy Knoll Institute captured a sleeper cell V alien. During a fierce battle the V's fingers were cut off as it was performing a patented Three Stooges eye poke maneuver. (Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk) Before the V alien died, it spilled its guts revealing the plan of annihilation to humankind.

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You Know What They Say About Big Feet

Giant Alien Wears Size 36 Shoes

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To Serve Man

To Serve Man

Grassy Knoll Institute Ion News Reporting:
The world is rejoicing today as war against the giant aliens appear to be over. Left on the doorsteps of the United Nations building was a giant book with the inscription "To Serve Man" emblazoned on it.

The Giant Aliens sent a message that this book was their equivalent of the holy books of the religious faiths on Earth. A team of language experts are pouring over it in an attempt to decipher its contents now. One particular passage, Kanamits 812 is repeated throughout the book. If this is the cipher, then the rest of the book and all it's wisdom can be unlocked.

Strangely, this sounds all to familiar to the scientists at the Grassy Knoll Institute.

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Giant Aliens Attack On St. Valentine's Day

Saint Valentines Day Massacre

Giant Aliens Attack Manhattan On St. Valentine's Day!

As couples walked hand in hand on the busy streets of Times Square, New York on St. Valentine's Day, Giant Aliens launched an offensive strike penetrating American Star wars defensives with an alien arrow missile. A Grassy Knoll Institute scientist snapped this incredible photo nanoseconds before it exploded. The inscription on the missile was deciphered to read, "We come in peace!"

More updates as they come in.

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Giant Halloween Jack O Lantern

Just In Time For Halloween

In a futile and stupid gesture, Grassy Knoll Institute scientists scaled a landed alien ship and positioned a carved giant pumpkin stolen from the ships galley and hoisted it on top of an exhaust vent. We left our calling card emblazoned on the side of the ship to let the giant aliens know exactly what type of organization they are dealing with.

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Giant Aliens Attack On St. Patricks Day

Attack On St. patricks Day

On a mild March morning in Dublin, Ireland, giant aliens attacked without warning. Kicking off the festivities and the three day St. Patrick's Day parade, a balloon of gigantic proportions of St. Patrick himself, came into view signaling the start of the parade. In a bold and daring move, giant aliens hidden inside the balloon, sliced it open and descended upon the unsuspecting crowd of partygoers.On a positive note, the balloon did win "Best Irish Theme."

Happy St. Patrick's Day from the Grassy Knoll Institute.

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

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Attack On St. Patricks Day

On a mild March morning in Dublin, Ireland, giant aliens attacked without warning. Kicking off the festivities and the three day St. Patrick's Day parade, a balloon of gigantic proportions of St. Patrick himself, came into view signaling the start of the parade. In a bold and daring move, giant aliens hidden inside the balloon, sliced it open and descended upon the unsuspecting crowd of partygoers.On a positive note, the balloon did win "Best Irish Theme."

Happy St. Patrick's Day from the Grassy Knoll Institute.

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Worlds Largest Guinness Beer

Worlds Largest Guinness Beer

Giant aliens, in their attempt to take over the world, has taken a step back and paused on this great Irish holiday apparently to consume mass quantities of Guinness Beer. This lucky lad got a full glass of Guinness as a souvenir.

Happy St. Patrick's Day from the Grassy Knoll Institute

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

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Giant Alien Saw Falls From Sky

Giant Alien Saw Falls From Sky

Evidence That Giant Aliens Exist

The Grassy Knoll Institute discovered a giant saw blade at the center of a small city in Japan. Eye witnesses said the saw blade fell several hundred feet from a huge hovering saucer-shaped alien craft. Amazingly, it stuck blade down in the earth.

The Grassy Knoll Institute estimates the owner of the giant alien blade exceeds 1200 feet in height with an average weight of 40,000 pounds.

The blade itself is made of a metallic material unknown to man and cannot be dented or cut and thus will remain buried in the ground.

The residents only hope of removal is for another visit from the giant aliens coming back to retrieve their missing tool.

If that happens, the Grassy Knoll Institute will be there to report the outcome.

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