Last Halloween Post 2016

Happy Halloween From The Grassy Knoll Institute

Happy Halloween to all the faithful readers of the Grassy Knoll Institute. (And the unfaithful ones as well) Hopefully you enjoyed the bevy of beauties in our sexy Halloween costumes, bumper crop of Halloween melons, humorous Halloween tales, haunted attractions critiques, and all other things Halloween. I truly appreciate your patronage and comments through all these years. 

The blogging landscape has shifted dramatically over the past five years as more viable options such as Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, etc, has risen to popularity leaving many people abandoning their own blog and blogging social circle.

The Grassy Knoll Institute team has decided to stick around awhile longer. Perhaps, just perhaps, like the picture above, we will be the sole surviving blog from the old Geocities, Xanga, Xoom, Live Journal, Usenet, Vox, Home Builders, Yahoo Groups, Modblog, Home hosted site on Go Daddy, Wordpress, assorted platforms I have forgotten about, and of course Blogspot. (All of which the Grassy Knoll Institute published an iteration of on said platforms)

We started the Grassy Knoll Institute in 1995 (21 years for those keeping score) as an entertaining way for my son (Lead Scientist) and myself to learn the art of HTML coding. It took hours to create the first page with many a trial and error until we finally pushed the published button and the President Kennedy Assassination Conspiracy Theory appeared on our Gateway 2000 computer.

To us, it has been a wild ride as millions of viewers have visited our little slice of oddity on the Internet. We hope we have entertained you throughout the years and hope to continue into the future. And.... My ABC Lost theory was correct by the way.....

Happy Halloween

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The Post After 999

(Would You Mind Telling Me who's Brain I Did Put In)

According to the Blogspot dashboard, (Which everyone loves so much) I noticed I have 999 posts here at the Grassy Knoll Institute. When I press the publish button, this post will be #1000. Yea baby yea!

I have not really thought about what I should post about for this milestone high water mark entry. Perhaps I should plead for world peace. For lower oil prices. For Simon Cowell of American Idol fame to wear a goddamn bra. Throwing the tea back into the harbor. For politicians that do not lie. Dealing with an honest used car salesman. (One in the same perhaps) Finding empirical proof that aliens really do exist. And God for that matter, (That's for you Cyn) or how many licks it does take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop.

My son, Lead Scientist of the Grassy Knoll Institute suggested I post about the times I almost burned down our secret headquarters, or electrocuted myself, not once, but thrice while doing some wiring work, or blowing up the bee hive buried in the ground in our back yard, or my balancing act on the ladder, (Or lack of balance) or what it really took to be a member of the Daredevils club, or my real theory pertaining to ABC's Lost.

My wife Patty, the bank, brains, and beauty behind the blog, suggested dinner at her favorite restaurant without me taking my damn camera and photographing the meal I order.

Instead, I think I will simply say thank you to everyone that reads my quirky little blog. And to everyone who comments. And to those that have me linked and blogrolled on their own respective blogs and websites. And to General George S. Patton, for his genius in warfare and being a ruthless but fair bastard.

And for the others, I guess there is no pleasing you then.

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EFX2 Blogs Fortune Cookie

Now with 50% more Assholes!

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EFX2 Blog May You Rot In Hell

I Walk The Line!

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Thanks For Playing 2006

Neener and Grimfairy showed up at the Grassy Knoll Institutes secret laboratory to dance the night away. The party was rockin, even after I had taken the liberty of so many peoples blogs today. I hope you all know it was in good nature and all good clean fun. I make it an annual tradition to post like mad on April Fools day. My friends say its my real feast day, not St. Patricks Day, which really is.

Anyway, if I left anyone out, you should feel lucky but rest assured you will be targeted for next year.

Again, thank you all for reading my blog, commenting, and putting up with my crazy nature.

And Modblog sucks. LOL.

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Introducing Dr. Bitzky Seymour Bush

Doctor Bitzky, the astute multiLingual gynecologist has opened his practice abroad. Lines are forming as we speak. You may make an appointment here to see the doctor.

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Dooohead Finally Meets Benny

Dooohhead, while on a business trip to Halifax to scope out the harbor filled with tugboats finally realizes his wildest fantasy as he meets the legendary Benthere. Shocked, all Dooohhead could do was stare at her breasts as he fondly remembered her nipple post several months earlier. In an instant, a man in the distance aptly named Fred called out Doooh's name snapping him back to reality. In another instant, she was gone.

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Modblogs Hottest Bloggers

In a show of solidarity, Smash, Neen, Chica, Kelly dyed their hair blond to kick off the new Grassy Knoll Institute secret laboratory. They want to prove that blondes really have plenty to say and are a force to be reckoned with. The chat airs today at 4pm at the Grassy Knoll Institute secret laboratory. I'm listening! And sneaking a peak as well.

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Grassy Knoll Institute Secret Laboratory

The Grassy Knoll Institutes secret laboratory photographed for the first time. A rival faction known only as "Chaos" has hunted down and posted onto the Internet the huge modern laboratory of the Grassy knoll for all the world to see. Scientists are scrambling at this very instant to secure all the precious objects obtained and sensitive top secret government documents merely lying around on their desks.

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Take Your Best Shot

Had My Cake - Eating It Too

OK Modbloggers, I had my fun this April Fools day. Now its your turn. The photo on top is me. *GASP* Yes, its me way back in 1978 when I was 18 years old. Its from my college student ID card. Its time for "Give me your best caption" time. Don't hold back. I'll start off as usual...... He's A Rebel Without A Clue.

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Modblog Sold To MSN For $1.5 Million

Modblog Sold To MSN for $1.5 Million

David Gorman, founder and owner of Modblog, accepted the tendered offer of $1.5 million dollars to an agreed upon merger with Microsft and MSN Spaces blog network. @Imike is on suicide watch......

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LOTGK Gets Walk Of Fame Star

I'm famous

LOTGK Gets Star On Famous Hollywood Walk Of Fame
Startling news out of Hollywood today as the famous Blogger Magnate LOTGK received a lifetime achievement star of fame. As usual, Patrick, the editor of LOTGK missed the event. He was later found in New York City having a sandwich at the Stage Deli.

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Modblogs Bitzkys Secret Revealed

Moomin Got Tongue

Bitzkys Secret Revealed

A Moomin's life indeed. Hiding behind that mild mannered demeanor hides a secret.

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Benthere And Hubby Revealed

Modblog Benthere

Modblogs Very Own BenThere and Hubby Revealed

After months of intensive investigating, the Grassy Knoll Institute offers this PHOTO of the famous Canadian woman extradinaire Benthere and her reclusive husband. Enjoy.

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