Showing posts with label cloning. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cloning. Show all posts

1/14/2008

Scientists Create Life With Cloning Technique

American scientists, (Dr. Frankenstein) from the Institute for Biological Energy Alternatives, have created an artificial virus that has the ability to reproduce itself. The scientists named the new living virus, Phi-X174 bacteriophage.

This is a first for the scientific community where a virus was created from the ground floor up. What's even more astonishing is that the virus began to replicate itself almost immediately after it was created. (Sounds like the premise for a cheap horror movie but its true)

Genome mapping experts praised the virus creation as a stepping stone to human life creation. From this, the next step is the growing and cultivating of living human tissue and organs for people needing a transplant. From there, in a few more years, cloning a complete human being. One more step after that, Frankensteins monster, the complete cloning and replication of the entire body, mind, and spirit into a new fresh healthy body.

Sound monstrous? you bet it is. That is why this achievement has been swept under the proverbial carpet. The virus was created in 2003, and has been kept under wraps for fear of what this virus could do if perhaps it mutated and got out of control of the scientists. Since it is a new virus, there would be no immunity from the public meaning that if the virus turned lethal, millions of people would perish until a vaccine was developed to stop the rampage. Vaccine development of a synthetic virus would take months if not years to complete.

Angry lynch mobs are now forming in a city near you. The Grassy Knoll Institute will supply the townsfolk with all the torches they need to storm the castle.


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12/10/2007

Santa Clone Conspiracy


santa claus is a clone conspiracy
Santa Claus Is A Clone Conspiracy
The Grassy Knoll Institute in it's relentless pursuit of the truth, has discovered the true secret of the "Santa Claus Myth".For hundreds of years, many people wondered how Santa Claus was able to deliver presents and gifts to all the good boys and girls of the world in just one night.

The photo above is scientific evidence of a vast cloning farm that has been going on at the North Pole for many many years.

As the story goes, the original Santa gene was cloned to make thousands of the magical jolly old elves enabling them to spread out and canvass the entire globe on Christmas. So yes Virginia, There is a Santa Claus. In fact, there are several thousand of them.


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10/20/2007

Who Stole President Kennedys Brain

Was JFK First Recipient Of Alien Cloning
Whatever happened To JFK’s brain and body?
Forty one years ago JFK was assassinated by who some believe was a lone gunman by the name of Lee Harvey Oswald. Patrons of the Grassy Knoll know otherwise. The Grassy Knoll Institute will now offer up and expose yet another startling conspiracy theory about Camelot and our 35th President of the United States.
As the Limo whisked away on that fateful November day in Texas with Jackie trying to hold her husbands brain in his head as best she could, an elaborate conspiracy and cover up was underway. The military took possession of JFK’s body immediately after arriving at the hospital and his body was not seen again. The autopsy photo’s showed extension damage to his throat and head that clearly shot holes in the lone gunman theory for there were several wound entry points from the back and from the front. Oswald could only hit the target from the rear.
Jackie boarded Air Force One and watched and witnessed then Vice President LBJ sworn in as the 36th President. Several days later a Nation wept as they watched the funeral procession of our fallen President. Oswald would also be forever silenced by Jack Ruby.
Camelot was dead never to rise again……Or was it?
The military had to act quickly. Kennedy’s brain would soon be inoperable and time was of the essence if they were to pull this cover up off.
Does this sound to far fetched, even for the Grassy Knoll Institute? Are we talking about a modern day Frankenstein? We could be. Technology is available today for cloning, not just wheat grain or corn, or even animals like Dolly the sheep, but also humans. Wait a minute though, we’re talking about 1963 when cloning was a mere figment of the imagination. No way did the Government have the scientific capability to perform such a procedure of creating a complete human clone including one’s essence.
That’s where a little town of Roswell comes in. An alien aircraft crashed landed back in 1947. Everyone knows that story of aliens crashing in the desert and the military covering up and squelching all data and information before to much could be leaked out. But of course there is more to the story. Scientists discovered how these aliens were able to span the great distances of space and the years of travel needed just to get from one galaxy to another. Scientists unlocked that secret by studying the crafts flight logs, journals and computer system. They found that the aliens used cloning to replicate themselves while on their extended journeys. Their technique was so complete it was impossible to tell the difference between clones in appearance and intellect.
The cloning technique not only cloned the body, but mind and spirit as well. The true essence of the person. When the aliens aged in space flight, they simply cloned themselves instead of breeding.
With this knowledge and technology, even in 1963, scientists could have sampled DNA from JFK’s brain and body and actually cloned JFK. Now, 41 years later and maybe, just maybe, a new Democratic contender with a striking resemblance to a former President may come into the limelight…….

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9 Responses to “Who Stole Kennedy’s Brain”


  1. Ham said

    what a load of bullshit

  2. LOTGK said

    When did you figure this revelation out Ham?

  3. Danny said

    somebody has too much time on their hands…I agree with Ham,sad thing is,a lot of people will buy this crap.
    Mr Kennedy was definately murdered by a”self-serving coalition”,we may never know who for sure so lets leave it at that…

  4. LOTGK said

    Oh Danny Boy, the pipes the pipes are calling….
    Perhaps you didn’t read the title of this blog either.
    It is the home of the 99 cent conspiracy.
    I’ll leave it at that for you.

  5. TPS said

    Actually Kennedy’s brain is probably in the Skull and Bones Tomb at Yale.

  6. LOTGK said

    Certainly no where near Bush or Congress…..

  7. Gladys Vazquez said

    Is President John F. Kennedy really alive? Please don’t the secret.

  8. Robyne said

    After LBJ’s death, his mistress publicly admitted he was behind JFK’s murder

  9. Zac said

    JFK’s brain was sent somewhere after the reported him dead his body im not sure what happen to it but i no his brain was frozen and stored somewhere in a goverment facility now a recent is spreading around that the goverment is telling us his brain has gone “missing” who the hell just looses a presidents frozen brain a goverment facility something is going on and we the public probably will neverknow because are goverent is a bunch of assholes.