2/15/2009

Giant Aliens Attack On St. Valentine's Day

Saint Valentines Day Massacre
Saint Valentines Day Massacre
Giant Aliens Attack Manhattan On St. Valentine's Day!

As couples walked hand in hand on the busy streets of Times Square, New York on St. Valentine's Day, Giant Aliens launched an offensive strike penetrating American Star wars defensives with an alien arrow missile. A Grassy Knoll Institute scientist snapped this incredible photo nanoseconds before it exploded. The inscription on the missile was deciphered to read, "We come in peace!"

More updates as they come in.




LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

9 comments:

  1. Jesus, giant aliens have Patriot missiles? We're all doomed!

    ReplyDelete
  2. I see they are getting to the point.

    ReplyDelete
  3. Awww, thats so cute.

    ReplyDelete
  4. Hey, why is there a green monster by my name and comment?

    ReplyDelete
  5. Roxy, that is simply your gravatar that is generated by Wordpress at random. Look at some of the others on the comments list. And no, I cannot change that. It is now unique to your name and email address. However, you can sign in under another name and email address and receive a different gravatar. Alas, it may be worse than this one.

    ReplyDelete
  6. Oh yeah, all is well and good until the giant alien Cupid descends on NYC and starts humping Lady Liberty.

    ReplyDelete
  7. She loved it though. She's a harbor chick.....

    ReplyDelete
  8. i love your aliens almost as much as zer bloo plates! and thanks for uh poppin' mah cherry ;))

    ReplyDelete
  9. Patriot Arrow. LOL

    ReplyDelete

Entertain Me With Your Wealth Of Worthless Knowledge