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| Saint Valentines Day Massacre |
Giant Aliens Attack Manhattan On St. Valentine's Day!
As couples walked hand in hand on the busy streets of Times Square, New York on St. Valentine's Day, Giant Aliens launched an offensive strike penetrating American Star wars defensives with an alien arrow missile. A Grassy Knoll Institute scientist snapped this incredible photo nanoseconds before it exploded. The inscription on the missile was deciphered to read, "We come in peace!"
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LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
