Never Pull Over In A Horror Movie

Never Pull Over Or Out In A Halloween Horror Movie

So here is the scene. You have viewed this many times. You are driving down a deserted dirt road when out of nowhere a gorgeous half naked woman on the side of the road flags you down.

Take a good look around. You think, what could possibly go wrong if you stop to assist the damsel in distress? Here are the possibilities.

#1 After you help her, she will thank you by inviting you over for dinner. Her house is just down yonder down the road. Several hours later, you will be the main course.

#2 As soon as you get out of your vehicle, she will produce a shotgun from out of nowhere and demand you get on the ground. Seconds later the car coming the opposite direction will arrive with her three quite large cannibal brothers spilling out of the car. And they all look mighty hungry.

#3 You assist the damsel in distress, she strips down nude, makes wild passionate love to you, and then she hears the voice in her head telling her to jam the hunting knife she has hidden in her nap sack into your back. And she always listens to the voices.

Halloween Safety Tip #2:
If there is just one thing you have learned from watching countless hours of horror movies, it is to never stop to help the half naked gorgeous woman. Never. Ever.

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Horror Movies Damsels In Distress

Horror Movie Damsels In Distress

A Halloween Horror Movie Truism:

No matter what horror movie or science fiction movie you watch, the damsel in distress is always without exception a hot babe. Name me one movie where the damsel in distress was Rosie O'Donnell!

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Amber Heard - Sci Fi Sexy Siren

Amber Heard - Science Fiction Sexy Siren

Amber Heard, the 5 foot 8 inch sexy blond has taken Hollywood by storm at the young age of 25 years. Amber's movie roles caught the attention of the Science fiction audience with leads in the movies And Soon The Darkness and The Ward. She also had a role in the 2009 movie, Zombieland. Amber played 406, a potential love interest to the lead character, Columbus, as she finds herself in his apartment. They share a tender moment but when she awakes from her nap, she becomes a zombie. A sexy zombie, but zombie nonetheless. And for these three roles Amber is well qualified to grace the Sci-Fi Sexy Sirens pages.

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Eva Mendes - Sci Fi Sexy Siren

Eva Mendez  Sexy Siren In Ghost Rider

Eva Mendes - Smokin Hot Sci-Fi Sexy Siren

Seriously, I never realized how many movies Eva Mendes has been in. Of course, she stars in the just released movie, "The Spirit," a sort of Sin City sequel. That alone makes Eva eligible to be the first Sci-Fi Sexy Siren for the new year, but she has starred in plenty more horror and science fiction movies.

*Eva also played the love interest of motorcyclist Johnny Blaze in Ghost Rider, who sold his soul to become the best rider in the world.
*She was also in Urban Legend, a horror flick where the local college folks get murdered.
*She played Hanna in Mortal Kombat: Conquest, a science fiction thriller.
*And Eva Mendes was in Children Of The Corn V, Fields Of Terror.

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Anna Faris - Sci Fi Sexy Siren

Anna Faris Scary Movie Scream Queen

Anna Faris - Sexy Ex House Bunny

Anna Faris became famous for her portrayal of a Neve Campbell Scream Queen wannabe in the spoof "Scary Movie." The movie was a hit and three more followed with Anna playing her role as the awkward but lovable Cindy Campbell. That alone is enough to get her listed on the Sirens page but there's more. Anna also starred in another comedy Sci-Fi movie, "My Super Ex-Girlfriend."

Anna is also starring in a new movie role as an ex Playboy bunny booted out of the Playboy mansion. We believe it will be a hit movie. Below are the sexy photo's of Anna.

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Shannon Elizabeth - Sci-Fi Sexy Siren

Shannon Elizabeth - Dancing With The Stars Leggy Contestant

Shannon Elizabeth, veteran of dozens of movies and presently competing in the television program, Dancing With The Stars, is best known for playing Nadia, the foreign exchange bombshell in the movie American Pie. Shannon's nude bedroom scene rivals Phoebe Cates red bikini from Fast Times At Ridgemont High swimming pool fantasy scene.

Shannon makes the Sci-Fi Sexy Sirens page for her roles in the movies:
Cursed, a modern day werewolf flick.
The Twilight Zone, the 2002 series, Dream Lover.
Thirteen Ghosts, a horror flick that raises more than just the dead.
And of course, as Buffy Gilmore in the horror movie, Scary movie, a spoof of Sci-Fi and horror movies.

Enjoy her beauty and vote for her on Dancing With The Stars.

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