Showing posts with label christmas story. Show all posts
Showing posts with label christmas story. Show all posts

12/23/2012

A Major Award The Old Man Can Really Use

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More Than A Whiff Of  Ozone
Finally, a gift Ralphie boys old man could appreciate and use year round.
It’s a new and improved (And anatomically correct) leg lamp. Now that’s electric sex in the window.



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Responses to “A Major Award The Old Man Can Use All Year”


  1. Gumby said

    Merry Christmas Pat and happy new year my friend. Waiting for your 2013 predictions. I predict there will be one about Lindsay Lohan. Am I right?

  2. Max Jackl said

    Here’s what I want to know, does the new “Lamp” vibrate? lol

12/23/2009

On The Tenth Day Of Christmas

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Thunder Cat Newman Trimming The Tree

On the tenth day of Christmas,
The Grassy Knoll sent to me,
Thunder tangled in trimmings.


You all know my cat Thunder, the 4.5 pound cat that loves water, the sweeper, and my computer desk. She also loves helping me trim the Christmas tree. Here she is helping me untangle the silver tinsel.

Merry Christmas!


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3/08/2008

Triple Dog Dare

Triple Dog Dared!
Great Christmas gift. Really slow in adding it to the Institute, but I am committed to getting everything up to date. (Someday anyway!) Make sure your speakers are turned up. (No, a scary monster won't jump out at you. It's just so you can hear the dialog.) Enjoy.

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2/26/2008

Triple Dog Dared

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Triple Dog Dare
Apparently Inga never watched the classic holiday film, A Christmas Story. Otherwise, she would have known what happens when she sticks her tongue onto a pole.

Perhaps Inga was Triple dogged Dared much like Flick was in the movie and couldn't resist the challenge.


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