Showing posts with label conspiracy theories. Show all posts
Showing posts with label conspiracy theories. Show all posts

1/27/2008

First Glimpse Of Asteroid TU24

First Glimpse Of Asteroid TU24 To Slam Into Earth
Asteroid TU24

As Monday rapidly approaches NASA has all their satellites trained on asteroid TU24 which is speeding towards earth on an direct impact course. The asteroid should hit the Southern hemisphere at 0500 GMT on Monday the 28th.

NASA through it's tracking satellites was able to capture this startling photograph of TU24 just as it swung around the moon heading towards earth.

God save us all.....
And for you atheists, you're up the creek without a paddle.


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11/22/2007

What Once Was Camelot

What Once Was Camelot
Has anybody here seen my old friend Abraham?
Can you tell me where he’s gone?
He freed a lot of people,
But it seems the good they die young.
You know, I just looked around and he’s gone.
Anybody here seen my old friend John?
Can you tell me where he’s gone?
He freed a lot of people,
But it seems the good they die young.
I just looked around and he’s gone.
Anybody here seen my old friend Martin?
Can you tell me where he’s gone?
He freed a lot of people,
But it seems the good they die young.
I just looked ’round and he’s gone.
Didn’t you love the things that they stood for?
Didn’t they try to find some good for you and me?
And we’ll be free
Some day soon, and it’s a-gonna be one day …
Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he’s gone?
I thought I saw him walkin’ up over the hill, With Abraham, Martin and John.
Lyrics by Dion




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7 Responses to “JFK Assassination Anniversary”


  1. LEE LARSON said

    NO, NO, YOU’VE GOT IT ALL WRONG. JFK WASN’T ASSASSINATED, HE COMMITTED SUICIDE BY SHOOTING HIMSELF TWICE WITH AN UNREGISTERED HANDGUN. *HEY, THAT MAKES AS MUCH SENSE AS ANY OTHER THEORY/CONCLUSION WE’VE HEARD! REMIND ME TO TELL YOU ABOUT HOW I MANAGED TO SHOOT ABE LINCOLN ALL BY MYSELF BACK IN 1865; I FLED THE AUTHORITIES IN A UFO AND HAVE BEEN ON THE RUN EVER SINCE. WOULDN’T HAVE SURVIVED IF BIGFOOT HADN’T HID ME OUT FOR 45 YEARS.

  2. LOTGK said

    I knew it had to do with time travel someway.
    BTW, big foot saw his shadow, that means six more decades of hiding out.

  3. Jim Porter said


  4. Gumby said

    I saw that a week ago. Thought it was Kennedy at first til playboy claimed the picture.

  5. RTB said

    I’ve been watching ’3 shots that changed the world’ – the JFK’s assassination.
    A strong argument for ‘Oswald’ as the lone gunman.
    But Jean Dixon, an alleged physic, wrote to the president warning him not to go to Dallas.
    Why did no one interview her?! Did she dream the assassination? Did she see it in Astrology?
    The Germans were very much into Astrology- using light as a mechanism, even though science can prove
    astrology is not a science. Its humans that create the horoscopes and decide when and where to act on them.
    The archdukes assassination at 11:00 am, June 28, 1914- led to war, wwI
    Von Hindenburg’s death eventually led to the annexation of Austria- like the Archduke’s attempt to annex Bosnia + Herzogovina
    What go around comes around in theory.. Hitler from Austria- both annexation attempts’ fail.
    JFK leads to the escalation of Vietnam.
    The houses (astrology) between the Archdukes death and Von Hindenburgs’ death are identical.
    On August 02, 1934 when Von hindenburg died, the Sun was 9 degrees Leo, Moon was 10 degrees Taurus-
    bouncing light off the moon from the sun in degrees- 9 Leo to 10 Taurus hits 11 degrees Aquarius,
    where the moon was when JFK was assassinated.. 11 degrees, 11th Sign
    The Prime Minister of England, on Sept 03, 1939- threatened Germany with war at Nine, declared war at Eleven. thus 9-11
    Remember, New York used to be ‘New Amsterdam’- maybe that ‘New City’ predicted by that so-called fameous phsyic.
    New York, first capital- also the 11th Coloney of the original 13.
    Empire State building, hit by B-25 July 28th, 1945- Sunday- the anniversary of WWI being declared in 1914
    World Trade Center, 9-11, hit tuesday, looks like an eleven- 110 stories
    In Binary, Sunday is (0)1, on 9-11, Tuesday is written as (0)11.
    Friday the sixth day of the week- or oswald on Friday, nov 22, 1963- the 6th floor
    Can be written as (0)110, the trade center had 110 floors- April 20th Hitler’s birthday is the 110th day of the year
    This should be enough for ya’s. Don’t get on started on UFO’s, or “ODESSA”- THE Pearl of the Black Sea-
    Like Paraguay is to South America, might be, for escaping ‘Nazi’s.
    There used to be a story, saying, that there was a UFO base in Peru- In the 70′s, I didn’t believe that, but then
    I found out that the Germans at the end of the war creating, Flying Saucer, flying wings- (Horton Ho-9′s) like craft.
    But they were so defeated, they were probably leaving Germany to regroup.
    2046, 2047, 2048 are years to pay attention to- USE binary
    day 9-11, and day 9-12 are writtten simularily like 2047, 2048.
    (0)11111110, 9-11 and (0)11111111, 9-12.. ’2046′-, (0)11111111110.. 2047- (11.1′s)–(0)11111111111.. 2048-(0)100000000000…
    WELL ANYWAY..

11/21/2007

Moments Before Shots Rang Out

Moments Before Impact
New film footage was donated today, on presidents day, of president John F. Kennedy’s motorcade moments before shots rang out killing JFK.
George Jefferies, the cameraman on the film, donated the film to the Sixth Floor Museum in Dallas today. He put away the film for over 43 years thinking it wasn’t of any real value or importance but was coaxed to bring the footage to the light of day once again. The film is very clear with bright colors and completely in focus, unlike the Zapruder film which was the only known film in existence of the assassination.
The film clearly shows other people with video camera’s filming away as the presidents limousine passed by them. The Grassy Knoll Institute wonders if perhaps, there are many more amateur videotographers with video footage of the president with clearer focus, a different angle, a better perspective, of the president getting shot? The odds are very good that an event such as this one, hundreds of bystanders had camera’s and 8 millimeter movie camera’s focused on the president. And only one film was confiscated and taken in for evidence.
Why is that only the Zapruder film, a choppy out of focus film, the only video evidence of the Kennedy assassination? Just compare the quality of Zapruders film to Jefferies and the results are night and day. Perhaps there are other films, from other angles, showing the fatal blasts to Kennedy’s head. Perhaps those reels have been confiscated from the bystanders, and later returned to them after inspection for any evidence captured on film that could shed light on the killing.
Perhaps people are afraid to submit their footage for they know they captured something other than what has been drilled into the American public for 44 plus years. Maybe someone, in their 80′s are waiting for death to come knocking on their door before they reveal to the world what really happened on that fateful 1963 November day in Dallas.

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7 Responses to “New Film Shows Different JFK Assassination Angle”


  1. Chuck said

    Tune in tonight for our interview with world-renowned forensic pathologist Dr. Cyril Wecht. His expertise has also been utilized in high profile cases involving Mary Jo Kopechne, Sunny von Bulow, Jean Harris, Dr. Jeffrey McDonald, the Waco Branch Davidian fire, and Vincent Foster. Feel free to call in and talk to him on air.

  2. LEE LARSON said

    INTERESTING THAT THE KENNEDY ARCHIVES WERE SEALED ‘FOREVER’. THE LINCOLN ARCHIVES WERE SEALED FOR 75 YEARS, WHICH MEANT 1940 AS THE MAGIC YEAR OF REVELATION. THE FREEDOM OF INFORMATION ACT NOTWITHSTANDING, THE GOV’T STILL FLATLY REFUSES TO OPEN THE LINCOLN ARCHIVES, WHILE THE ‘SEALED FOREVER’ KENNEDY ARCHIVES ARE SLOWLY BEING OPENED ONE PARAGRAPH AT A TIME.

  3. LOTGK said

    And does anyone really think that one shred of evidence is concealed in the sealed documents? No way. Everything is destroyed. All tracks are covered. Even the assassin (s) himself has been eliminated.

  4. Megan said

    i need help on my jfk project

  5. Doug said

    I think anyone who doesn’t believe there was a “plan” to kill JFK is delusional at this point. The naysayers enjoy trying to shoot down all of the theories but I think to them, it’s almost a game. The fact is that LBJ wanted to be president very badly and it was public knowledge that he hated being VP. JFK and his brother were in the process of trying to kick him off their ticket for the 64 campaign so he had no other way to become president. I believe he and Hoover started the “plan” along with perhaps, Allen Dulles, the CIA director JFK had kicked to the curb. Who actually did the shooting (Cuban exiles, Mafia, CIA, Secret Service, etc.), I don’t really have any theories on but I believe it was well orchestrated. If you remember after the assassination, Hoover wrote the FBI report (lone gunman) on the assassination and finished it rather quickly for such a catastrophic event (like maybe around Dec 12, if I remember correctly). After that, LBJ and Hoover met and discussed the need to create their own committee to investigate the case (Warren Commission) (there is actual audio of this conversation) and also the importance of the lone gunman theory to be the only one agreed upon. They even appointed Allen Dulles to be on the committee. The Warren Commission’s sole mission was to “corroborate” the Hoover FBI report i.e. lone gunman theory. That’s not a true investigation but rather a compilation of the “appropriate” evidence to support a conclusion you have already come to. One of the more telling details of that day was actually some film footage where as the President’s limo is turning onto Elm Street from Houston street, the Secret Service guys are asked to stand down. One of the agents throws his hands up in the air like why are we here if not to walk along beside the President. Oh and one last thing, the HSCA in 1977 concluded that there was “likely” a conspiracy to kill the President. One last factoid that I read and found interesting: in 1963, it was not a Federal crime (felony) to kill the President of the United States. After his death, it become a Federal crime.

    • LOTGK said

      I truly believe there was a plan with multiple shooters to guarantee the assassination.

      • Doug said

        well, that is more than likely true. I think as far as that day, there are a few interesting details. 1) The “umbrella man” who opens and closes his umbrella several times (on a very clear sunny day by the way) right as the motorcade was close to the “shooting” spot. To me, that was a signal to the snipers/shooters to commence. 2) there was not only the Texas book Depository where LHO was supposedly shooting from but there was the DalTex Oil Corp building and also the Dallas Courthouse Jail right next to it. The prisoners in the building say they could see gunmen/snipers sitting in the Oil company building as well. Like you said, there were more than likely multiple shooters and perhaps they didn’t all end up having to shoot but were more as backup to “make sure” they accomplished their “mission”. 3) there are pictures of two men after the shootings when everyone else is diving down to the ground or running away frantically in hysterics, they very calmly walk and sit on the sidewalk. One man appears to talk on a walkie talkie or something (I think he has been dubbed “radio man”) as if to say mission accomplished or something of the like. 4) also, the FBI confiscated the Zapruder film for a period of days before anyone could see it – so remember the footage we have seen is more than likely NOT the true complete footage originally taken by Zapruder. They deleted frames and spliced it back together more than likely to hide any obvious evidence. I have also been curious myself about that Stemmons Freeway sign blocking our view almost exactly at the point where Kennedy is first shot in the neck (you see him grasping his neck which is right before the fatal head shot). What happened behind that sign that we can’t see? 5) lastly, the motorcade was driving so much slower than normal and almost came to a complete stop as shots were fired. This is very curious and would make sense if the secret service were in on it. I absolutely believe secret service helped orchestrate it. If you remember, Kennedy mentioned one time he didn’t need secret service because he has his own “boys” to watch his back. It’s all very curious. Oh and one more thing, remember when Jack Ruby said “the world will never know” the true story and that the plot came all the way from the top. You mean the top as in LBJ?….hmmmmmmmmm…..

11/16/2007

Girl Scout Cookie Conspiracy

Girl Scout Cookie Conspiracy
Girl Scout Cookie Conspiracy
Notice Anything Missing
As many American do each year, the Grassy Knoll Institute purchased Girl Scouts Of America cookies. My favorites are the peanut butter and shortbread ones. But that's not the point. What the Grassy Knoll Institute has discovered is shocking to say the least.

From the evidence gathered of months of study and investigation, we can only conclude that the Girl Scouts of America are ripping off its nations paying patrons.

Yes, that's right people. Ripping us off. The facts and photographic evidence is clear.
FACT: The cost of a box of cookies went up in price by over 10 percent.
FACT: The contents of each box of girl scout cookies have been reduced.
FACT: We are paying more for less.
Upon inspection of the box of short bread cookies, the appearance and artwork were the same as well as the size of the box. But when the box is opened, you can clearly see an almost two inch gap from the top of the box to the contents. Using another box of short bread cookies, 6 more cookies could be safely added without risk of crushing or crowding the integrity of the box.

Speaking to a spokesperson of the GSOA, it was explained that the box was full from the factory and that normal settling had occurred making the box of cookies seem less than full. The Grassy Knoll Institute understands that settling in a bag of flower, cement, cereal, or chips may occur, but not in a stacked carton like a can of Pringles potato chips or a box of Girl Scout cookies.

Hopefully next year, the Girl Scouts will finally reveal to the public that they are packaging less cookies per box but are charging more. The Grassy Knoll Institute is lurking and waiting for a response.





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10/27/2007

Mars Moon Phobos Is Hollow

Mars Moon Phobos Is Hollow
Mars Moon Phobos Not Made Of Cheese
With the arrival of two more rovers transmitting data from the planet Mars, it's moon Phobo's has sparked interest once again. Hopes are high that today's technology will finally be able to put to rest a 40 plus year debate on whether the moon is a natural satellite or a hollow manufactured moon. Conjecture has it that Phobos is a Martian military base abandoned long ago after Mars atmosphere escaped dooming the Martian race unless an evacuation plan was in place.

Tantalizing photographs have shown perfectly round docking ports hidden inside the moons craters which would allow Martian ships to dock and supply the base and provide transport to and from Mars.

Other photographs show an intricate mining operation on Phobos. Apparently, the moon is being concealed from prying eyes attached to powerful telescopes to keep the moon base a well guarded secret.

All of the spacecraft so far sent to Mars have focused only on landing on the red planet utterly ignoring it's moons orbiting the planet. Some speculated that the failed missions actually were targeted to land or orbit Phobos to photograph and to survey the surface. These 25 or so missions failed with the space craft going silent never to be heard or seen from again with not a single bit of data gathered. Were these spacecrafts shot down by a Phobos weapons system that is still active today even with the Martian race long since gone? Is the system some sort of automated array designed to keep it's secrets well hidden, even going as far as destroying each and every probe that dared cross it's path?

Imagine the wondrous technology just waiting to be discovered on Phobos. Perhaps on NASA's next mission, it will be announced that it is targeting Phobos to better understand it's orbit and design. That will be the official announcement while the actual mission will be to attempt to land or achieve orbit on Phobos to hopefully unlock it's technological alien wonders.

George Bush is willing to spend trillions on this project. It better be more fruitful than bringing back a couple of rocks to put into a museum.

President Bush also wants to establish a manned mission to Phobos within the next twenty years as well.


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10/24/2007

Ghost Hunters Secrets Revealed

With it being Halloween week...

The Atlantic Paranormal Society , also known as TAPS, or T.A.P.S., is one of the highest rated Sci-Fi network program this year.

The TAPS crew, consisting of Roto Rooter employee’s actively investigate alleged haunted establishments. Hotels, private residences, restaurants, buildings, warehouses, schools, churches, woods, hospitals, taverns, jails, even entire towns are investigated by this group of drain cleaners.

TAPS receives calls from concerned owners asking them to investigate their property to verify if it is haunted or not. Sounds pretty innocent so far, so let’s continue shall we?

Jason, lead investigator of TAPS, meets the client and he and his crew have a walk through the structure, a tour if you will, as the client explains why they think the place is haunted.

At this time, the crew unloads their equipment and sets up. The TAPS crew has a very impressive array of equipment in their possession. (We’re not talking drain busters and pipe wrenches) The crew sets up many camera’s and microphones throughout the property. They also install infrared camera’s, audio booms, thermal imaging devices, EMF’s, or Electro Magnetic Fields, and EVP’s, or Electronic Voice Phenomenon devices. When they are satisfied, they go lights out turning off the power of the structure.

The crew then splits into groups armed with portable camera’s and the above listed equipment and roam the structure attempting to capture an entity on camera. The crew wanders for hours filming every second in hopes of seeing a ghost. Sometimes, they even try to invoke the spirits to reveal themselves by voice, sound, appearing, or by moving an object.

As each crew creeps through the darkness with spirits on their mind, each sound, creek in the floor, is registered as a ghost presence. Sometimes they see things out of the corner of the camera’s eye, or an object moves, and speculate what it might have been.

The next phase of the show is called, the findings. This is where after the crew finishes filming and investigating the structure all night, they collect their equipment, pack it up and then analyze all the film and evidence from said equipment.

The crew pours over hours of film in what looks like a mobile home, and attempts to refute the findings. Most can be explained as normal everyday coincidences, (Steam moving through pipes, water in lines, pipes rubbing on walls, light reflecting off mirrors)

This brings the show to the final phase, what TAPS calls, “The Reveal.” This is where the crew present their evidence to their client to either debunk or support the claim of a haunting. So far, there hasn’t been any difinitive evidence of an actual ghost haunting, but plenty of conjecture and speculation which merely adds to the mystique to the clients residence.

And this is where the conspiracy begins. The Grassy Knoll Institute asks the simple and obvious questions.

If the Grassy Knoll Institute were the owner of an establishment that was locally known as a haunted place, say, a haunted hotel, how would we drum up business to get more paying customers to come and stay at our hotel? I know, let's call TAPS and have them investigate the hotel to verify if it is haunted.

With TAPS investigating the hotel, it will get national exposure, in essence, an hour’s worth of advertising as the show is broadcast on the Sci-Fi network. It would be a literal fortune to buy that amount of air time on a national network.

Secondly, droves of people who religiously watch TAPS book reservations at the haunted hotels and restaurants featured on the show. These fanatics want to experience a paranormal event and following TAPS clients is their best bet to achieve their quest.

Everyone wins with this scenario. TAPS has become one of the most popular shows on the Sci-Fi network and the crew are raking in the money. The clients investigated are reaping the benefits of the show as thousands of people are filling up their hotels and restaurants. Sci-Fi network is enjoying strong viewership ratings. Everyone wins. Everyone makes money.

I have to hand it to the Roto Rooter plumbers, taking a hobby they did in the evening and turning it into a multi-million dollar hit television series. Do you think they still work at Roto Rooter?

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10/20/2007

Lochness Monster Surfaces

Lochness Monster Surfaces
Lochness Monster Surfaces
LochNess Monster Surfaces

Exciting news out of the Grassy Knoll Institute today. As you are reading this, top secret film footage with audio of the legendary Loch Ness Monster is being rushed to the secret lair of the Grassy Knoll Institute Laboratories.

Upon delivery, the Grassy Knoll Institute will work diligently in developing and studying the film to bring you the footage before any other news source can. This process should take several days. Please check back soon to see the footage.

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10/19/2007

Time Travel Theory

Einsteins Theory Of Relativity
Einsteins Theory Of Relativity
Time Travel Theory
I'll be with you in a minute.

Is time travel possible? Most websites with the heading of time travel begins with such theories of absolute space, exotic material, gravitational wave, quantum gravity and mechanics, singularities, worm holes, and time machines. Instead, as usual, we at the Grassy Knoll Institute are taking the road least traveled. In fact, a road never before taken. You see, all the debates are about theorems and their possibilities. The Grassy Knoll Institute is going to put the theorems to action and see where and when they take us.

To achieve time travel, one has to manipulate Einsteins theory of relativity. First, we need to construct a ship that will enable us to put the theory of relativity to the test. Some envision a time machine like the H.G. Wells version of an easy chair with bells, lights, and whistles on it. Good for the movies, not practical for real life.

Instead, we need a space vehicle able to withstand massive amounts of force with an inexhaustible fuel source. Nuclear power is already available, just not permissible with so many variables such as a crash landing, technical difficulties at take-off, theft of a nuclear powered ship, transport of the ship, and many other variables. The capability is there however, and if the ship design could be mapped out, the power source would soon follow. So, we have the engine power. Now we need the design.

Keeping in mind Einstein's equation of E=MC2, knowing that as you approach the speed of light, your mass increases making it more difficult to maintain your speed. The more you increase your speed, the heavier your ship becomes thus using more of the ships energy to maintain its speed.

How do we get around this? We need to get simplistic here. One theory is to use an egg shape design for the ship with the ability for the contents to shift back and forth much like the yolk of an egg. With this design, we can utilize the slingshot effect to achieve the force to exceed the speed of light and to achieve time travel.

Here is the scenario, the egg shaped ship approaches the speed of light using its nuclear reactor engines. As the ship increases in speed, mass at the front of the ship begins to increase. Using the properties of the egg design, the weight of the ship much like a yolk of an egg is shifted to the rear making the front of the ship lighter. The front of the ship is now out of the laws of Einstein as it becomes lighter instead of heavier and faster as the front exceeds the speed of light. As the front of the ship exceeds the speed of light, it would pull the rest of the ship right along until the entire ship is exceeding the speed of light and the ship and it's crew are now time travelers.

Simple.......

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Antarctica Rising

Antarctica Revealing Ancient Secrets
Antarctica Revealing Ancient Secrets
Wilkes Land, Antarctica

Antarctica has become a hotbed of activity as of late with wild speculation and government cover ups. Most rumors involve the ozone layer being vastly depleted and the melting of its glaciers and ice shelf and how it affects the future of the world's climate. Some rumors however, are more outlandish like the most recent rumor involving pope John Paul the second.

Apparently, several weeks before his death, pope John Paul II hastily dispatched a team of religious inspectors to Antarctica to supervise and investigate the strange happenings on the northern coast of the continent. The pope did not believe the story of the American government that they were trying to salvage a Mars probe that crashed landed there. The pope felt that they had discovered an archeological finding with significant religious importance. As the American government does so well, they whipped up a hoax to fuel the fire about a website researching and finding proof of the existence of the lost continent Atlantis.

All conspiracies and cover ups need a good back story to shift interest away from the actual events taking place. This was a perfect ruse.Enough about the hoax. The story was right about the pope dispatching a team of inspectors, but it wasn't on the northern coast but in fact to Wilkes Land, a United States military base where the so-called dig was taking place. It's not about Atlantis, but a far more deep cutting event that the United States is trying to keep under wraps for fear that if the truth does get out, mass hysteria and panic may occur.

The Grassy Knoll Institute has had its own team of scientists on Wilkes Land for several months now and after an intensive investigation, is now prepared to shock the world with the revelation that it is not the Mars probe that was uncovered, or proof of the lost world of Atlantis, but a 2000 year old spacecraft buried beneath 2 miles of the frozen surface. The craft is perfectly preserved. Sonar pictures estimated the size at almost 100 yards in circumference.

More incredulous than the craft is that a dozen frozen bodies have been found in pristine condition inside the craft. The bitter cold has kept them almost perfected preserved.

After months of drilling and excavating, a team reached the entrance and discovered 12 crewmen. Remarkably, they all appeared to be human. DNA tests were conducted to verify if they were human. Shockingly, all 12 bodies found were of alien origin.

The Grassy Knoll Institute now understands the religious ramifications and why the pope dispatched his team. Carbon dating has the craft dated at 2000 years old. Also found were ancient texts that described the Christ crucifixion and a sort of journal, or captains log explaining why it was time to leave. The Vatican knows that if this story and pictures of the crewmen ever gets out, religion as we know it will be forever changed.

Photographs have been taken but are being withheld from the public eye causing more speculation that one of the bodies had injuries and wounds consistent of being tortured but no indications of wounds on the hands or feet as of yet.

The Grassy Knoll Institute will keep you updated as more news and information becomes available.

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