Best Melons Contest #7 - Vampire Melons

This Ain't No Twilight

On this entry, I had a very hard time placing the photo on the left in the correct category. In fairness, I believe it would hold it's on in the Best Halloween Costume category and of course it has plenty of merit to be in the Best Halloween melons category. I studied this photo for a very long time before a decision was made.

After countless hours, I determined she may be in any category she wants to be in.

Please allow me to introduce you to the seductress Elvira, the vampire with the mostest succulent melons.

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Halloween Costume Contest #7 - Hidden Zombie

Have You Seen My Zombie!!!

A very cheap and easy Halloween costume that will guarantee you to be the talk of the holiday party. Let your friends read your T-Shirt and then flash them pulling your shirt up revealing your zombie side. (And more importantly, your ample melons) A crowd pleaser for sure for this Halloween party.

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Youngstown Zombie Crawl 2011

Youngstown, Ohio held it's third annual Zombie Crawl last night as hundreds of locals donned their zombie clothes and painted up their faces to prepare for the zombie apocalypse. Naturally, it began at dusk as the zombie horde that was gathered at the bottom of the "Peanut" bridge began their march over the bridge.

The zombie horde reached the other side of the bridge and they slowly filtered onto West Federal Street en-route to the town square where a select few zombies would perform Michael Jackson's classic song, Thriller.

After the very entertaining performance of Thriller, the zombies began to collect once again to begin their zombie crawl. I caught this one screeching zombie as he walked the city streets of Youngstown.

The third annual Youngstown Zombie Crawl was a huge success. At the start of the crawl, there were enough zombies walking to cover the entire bridge as they approached West Federal Street. There were also hundreds of spectators lining the bridge and streets as the zombies paraded by. Certainly a fun time was had by all.

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Zombie Apocalypse Fortress #2

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It's time to get serious about your Zombie apocalypse fortress. You never know when the Zombie horde will begin moving in your neighborhood. Having an impregnable fortress is only part of the equation to successfully survive a zombie apocalypse.

The zombie out break may last for months, even years until the zombie body breaks down enough to prevent mobility. Your fortress must not only be fortified from zombies, but also afford a small amount of normalcy to the survivor holed up in the structure.

Notice the photo on the top left. When there are no zombies in the immediate area, this fortress has the ability to open compartments to allow sunshine in, fresh air, to replenish supplies, to expel waste and allow a small semblance or normalcy.

Notice the photo on the right. When zombies are in the area, the compartments tightly seal preventing zombies from getting any traction whatsoever. The thick slick walls are sound proof preventing zombies from hearing what is happening inside. As time goes by, the zombies will lose interest in the fortress and move on to the next area.

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Best Sometimes To Not Ask Questions

Sometimes its a good idea to not stop and ask questions. Just keep on walking. It may just save your life one day.

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Taco Bell Taquito’s

Do they Even Make These Anymore

Well you knew I would get around to this some day. Taco Bell has a new item on their menu, (Seems to have something new every month) the Taquito that comes in two styles, the chicken or steak Taquito.

Basically, it's a grilled soft taco shell wrapped with chicken wedges with melted cheese all for only 99 cents.

As far as fast food fare goes, the Taquito wasn't bad. It was hot, with enough chicken and cheese except at the end of the shell, which was empty.

The cost, at 99 cents, it was a good deal for a fast food pick me up type of meal.

Reluctantly, the Grassy Knoll Diner awards 2.5 out of 5 shots to Taco Bell Taquiot's and recommends them for late night dinner.

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Ultimate Lady Joker Halloween Costume

Gemma Massey, international glamour model and Blue Bird films actress got all dressed up for one of her films as Jokette, or as I like to call her, Lady Joker. Gemma makes our list once again as Halloween Costume Contestant #6. Enjoy the photo’s…



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Never To Early To Prepare For The Zombie Apocalypse

It's never to early to begin training your offspring to defend themselves against the impending Zombie apocalypse. When the out break does occur, the living will need every gun available.

The Zombie Apocalypse begins in Youngstown, Ohio October 22nd, 2011 at the bottom of the Peanut bridge. Be there to witness it.

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