Showing posts with label vampires. Show all posts
Showing posts with label vampires. Show all posts

1/07/2014

HULU Plus Limited Commercials My Ass

Hulu Plus Adds Commercials
Hulu Plus Adds Commercials
I was surfing the cable channels the other night looking for something entertaining to watch and found nothing. I decided to go streaming and switched on my Netflix and Hulu Plus subscriptions. Now for the past several months I have been re-watching the classic 1966-71 soap opera Dark Shadows. The series is about a vampire named Barnabus Collins released from his chained coffin finding himself 175 years in the future back at Collinwood. Google or Bing the rest if you want to know more.

I dialed up Hulu Plus because Netflix had just pulled all the Dark Shadows episodes off their list streaming list. That was fine, no problem, Hulu Plus still had them. I opened my list of programs and selected Dark Shadows and selected episode #399 (Abigail insists that Reverend Trask must be summoned again to find and destroy the witch residing in Collinwood.) The episode is 22 minutes in length.

Now when I signed up with Hulu months ago, it was in clear print that even with my paid subscription there would be limited commercials during each episode. No problem, I could accept limited commercials.

I hit the play button and I immediately viewed a commercial. Only 30 seconds, no biggie. Dark Shadows began with a recap of the previous cliff hanger and then the theme music played. And BAM, another commercial. This time there were three in total. And then back to the show. Six minutes later the program was interrupted with yet more commercials. I was beginning to see a pattern here. In all, there were twelve commercials during this episode.

Finally, the daily cliff hanger aired and the credit music began, (Eerie organ music followed by a stern voice saying, "This has been a Dan Curtis Production) I then checked the actual time it took to air the episode. Thirty minutes. Let me repeat that. Thirty minutes. Limited commercials my ass.

I understand Hulu Plus is only $8 bucks a month but Hulu needs to be truthful with its customer base. It needs to amend its Mission Statement.

Hulu Plus should state before you click that paid button:
Once you sign up with Hulu plus and we have your $8 bucks, you will be able to watch all programs available on Hulu. However, Hulu will at their discretion insert as many commercials as we see fit and call it limited commercial interruptions when in fact commercials will average 7-8 minutes every 30 minutes of viewing. In essence, you will pay Hulu for the luxury of watching your program whenever you want plus watch the commercials, commercials that you cannot fast forward through as you can do on your cable DVR systems. Thank you for choosing Hulu Plus.

In essence, although I like some of the programs Hulu Plus offers, I do not like the commercials that go along with my paid subscription.

BTW, Netflix has all four seasons of Farscape. Just saying.


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10/05/2013

The Sixth Level Of Hell Video

Inside the pits of Hell, also known as the Dark Zone at the Halloween trade show in St. Louis, I filmed these quick six dark room props perfectly suited for an upscale haunted house. These props can be either automated or triggered by motion or pressure. I especially love the flying vampire. Great audio.  Happy Halloween
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10/26/2012

Vampire Invitation To All Night Drinking Party


Debra Ann Woll who plays sexy teenage vampire Jessica Hamby in the wildly popular HBO network series True Blood would like to invite you to an all night drinking party. It's Friday night, it's October, Jessica and her sexy college friends are primed for fun. Trick or treat.
Line forms on the left.

Happy Halloween


LURKING, IN THE SHADOWS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

10/25/2011

Best Melons Contest #7 - Vampire Melons

This Ain't No Twilight
On this entry, I had a very hard time placing the photo on the left in the correct category. In fairness, I believe it would hold it's on in the Best Halloween Costume category and of course it has plenty of merit to be in the Best Halloween melons category. I studied this photo for a very long time before a decision was made.

After countless hours, I determined she may be in any category she wants to be in.


Please allow me to introduce you to the seductress Elvira, the vampire with the mostest succulent melons.

Happy Halloween



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10/17/2011

Best Melons Contestant #5 – Vampire Hotness


Debra Ann Woll plays Jessica, a sexy teenage vampire on HBO's True Blood series. Debra was turned by vampire Bill Compton and has been sexing it up ever since. Whip em out Jessica.

Happy Halloween

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6/17/2011

Deborah Ann Woll - True Blood Sexy Siren

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Deborah Ann Woll - True Blood Sexy Teenage Vampire
Sexy 26 year old Deborah Ann Woll plays teen-aged vampire Jessica Hamby on the wildly popular HBO series, True Blood. Jessica was turned by vampire Bill Compton after a showdown with the vampire magistrate. Jessica was raised a very strict Christian, hence, a 17 year old virgin now sexually crazed vampire.
Deborah’s career has taken off since True Blood as she is in production with five other projects in 2011 alone. Enjoy the sexy vampire Jessica and watch season four of True Blood premiering June 26th, 9pm on HBO.
Sci-Fi Sexy Sirens brought to you by the Grassy Knoll Institute marketing team to boost readership and placement on search engines.

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8/27/2009

Anna Paquin - Sci Fi Sexy Siren

True Blood Sookie Stackhouse Vampire And Werewolf Lover
Sookie Stackhouse Vampire And Werewolf Lover
Anna Paquin, 27 year old veteran of Sci-Fi genre movies has struck gold playing Sookie Stackhouse, a waitress at Merlotte's, in the hit HBO series, True Blood. Sookie is in love with Bill Compton, a 173 year old vampire who comes home to roost in his home town of Bon Temps, Louisiana. True Blood has more than vampires, as the second season introduced shape shifters demons from hell. And don't forget that Sookie is a mind reader.

I'd ramble on about Anna starring in the Halloween horror movie, Trick Or Treat or playing Rogue in the X-Men trilogy series but we all know why we're here.

Sci-Fi Sexy Sirens brought to you by the Grassy Knoll Institute marketing team to boost readership and placement on search engines.


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