Youngstown Ohio Zombie Crawl 2012

Saturday night a Zombie outbreak occurred in Youngstown, Ohio. A Zombie horde hundreds strong shambled over the Red "Mr. Peanut" bridge into the downtown square. The cold and rainy weather did not deter the zombies from their march into bar after bar after bar.

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Vampire Invitation To All Night Drinking Party

Debra Ann Woll who plays sexy teenage vampire Jessica Hamby in the wildly popular HBO network series True Blood would like to invite you to an all night drinking party. It's Friday night, it's October, Jessica and her sexy college friends are primed for fun. Trick or treat.
Line forms on the left.

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Frankenstein Hangs Up The Bolts

Frank Hangs up the Bolts

With Halloween just around the corner, (And the goose is getting fat) kids and adults are finishing their costumes for the big party. Way back when Frankenstein was a very popular choice of costume. Nowadays, nary a single neck bolt will be seen for Halloween. Oh, how times have changed.

Instead, there will be hundreds of thousands of people dressed as Walking Dead zombies. As the AMC series The Walking Dead ratings continue to climb as the highest rated cable television program, zombie crawls and zombie outings are a part of our culture. (George Romero would sure be proud)

Ironically, Frankenstein was the original undead monster (Zombie) and is now eeking out a minimal living at the retirement home playing small birthday parties and goth weddings.

Alive...ALIVE...IT'S ALIVE...

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Halloween Houses Not To Trick Or Treat At

Halloween Tips - You Picked The Wrong House

Halloween Tip #2: Attention parents. Before setting your kids loose for Halloween trick or treat next week, make sure you know your neighborhood, especially the neighbors.

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I Would Like To Order A Pizza Please

Pizza For Frank

What would the Halloween season be without a few light-hearted pranks. One of my favorite pranks involves pizza delivery. The prank begins by calling a local pizza shop that delivers. Order a large pizza with your favorite toppings. When the pizza shop asks for your name, (They always do) tell them it's for Frank.

Now simply wait the designated delivery time, (Usually around 30 minutes) and wait for the knock on the door from the delivery guy. Open the door looking puzzled and ask "What can I do for you?" When the pizza guy says "Pizza delivery for Frank!" Look him in the eye and exclaim, "Pizza for Frank, Frank is dead. He died in this very house two years ago ordering a pizza. Who did you talk to?"

Pay for the pizza and make sure he hears you thanking Frank for ordering a pizza for you. It will be the talk of the pizza joint for the evening.

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Mystery Halloween Costume

Is That you Ursula?

It’s time to Stump The Neener.
How do you play Stump The Neener? The rules are simple. Simply study the photo above. Take your time, make sure you absorb all the details. Now, all you need to do is tell me where you have seen this famous pose and bikini before. To play, simply enter your answer(Guess) in the comments section. First one to guess correctly wins. You can guess as many times as you like. I will add clues as the game goes along if needed or requested. Please don’t tell me No.

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Zombie Crawl And My 2000th Post

It was late in the evening and my best friend Gumby and I were walking home from the bar. Suddenly I got a text from my son saying a zombie outbreak was in progress and the city was being over run with the walking dead.

After absorbing the news, we picked up our pace to return to my zombie fortress, (Yes folks, I have prepared for the zombie apocalypse) when a horde of zombies blocked our path.

The zombies spotted us and we stopped in our tracks. I tell Gumby that I was glad I decided to wear my Nike running shoes. Gumby, looking frightened out of his mind said, "It doesn't matter what type of shoes you're wearing dude, you're not going to outrun the horde. There's to many of them."

I replied back to Gumby after doing a few quick stretches, "I don't have to outrun the horde, I just have to out run you!"

PS: This is the Grassy Knoll Institute's 2000th post. How befitting it is during the Halloween season, posting about the Zombie outbreak, and me throwing Gumby under the bus. (His nick name is sled)

I want to thank everyone past, present, and future who have visited my secret lair and shared a few laughs with me. I truly appreciate it.

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Why Did The Ghost Cross The Road

Two Ghosts Having Coffee Together

It was All Hollows Eve and two ghosts are floating through the grave yard talking and telling jokes.

Ghost One says to ghost two: Hey, why did the ghost cross the road?

Ghost Two replies: I don't know! Why?

Ghost One: To get to the other side!


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Halloween Costume #2 - Body Painted Hottie

Give This Girl A Sandwich

Halloween 2012 is the breakout year of exotic body paint adult costumes. As Halloween transitions from children trick or treating to adult parties, the costumes have become more elaborate and of course revealing. Perhaps this is why Halloween is fast becoming the favorite holiday in the United States. God Bless America.

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Cause This Is Thriller... Thriller Cat

Darkness falls across the land,
The midnight hour is close at hand.
Creatures crawl in search of blood,
To terrorize y'all's neighborhood.
And those whoever shall be found,
Without the soul for getting down,
Must stand and face the hounds of hell,
And rot inside a corpse's shell

Cause this is thriller,
Thriller night.
Cause I can thrill you more,
Than any ghost would ever dare try.
Thriller, thriller night,
So let me hold you tight,
And share a killer, diller, chiller thriller here tonight.

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We Need Your Flesh

We Need Your Flesh To Survive

Welcome Internet surfer. We are grateful you stopped by. We know you are alone right now. It's late in the evening, the light is flickering. Pay no attention to that faint sound in the back ground.
It is nothing but the wind....

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Hotel Conneaut Ghost Elizabeth Photo

Legendary Hotel Conneaut Ghost Elizabeth

Every year the Grassy Knoll Institute paranormal investigators return to Hotel Conneaut to document evidence that the elusive Matron of the Manor, Ghost Elizabeth is still roaming the hallways since her tragic death in 1943. This year we were filming the third floor hallway at night when a soothing yellowish light appeared in the window frame. The light slowly lit the surrounding area illuminating the hallway.

Several seconds later, an apparition appeared behind the willowy shear drapes forming the shape of a young woman. We snapped the above photo and then moved closer for a better vantage point. Elizabeth must have spotted our movement and quickly dissipated into the air.

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Shakespeares Macbeth To Hit Broadway

Shakespeare's Macbeth Debuts On Broadway

"Fair is foul, and foul is fair:
Hover through the fog and filthy air"

Andrew Lloyd Webber announced a new blockbuster Broadway musical based on Shakespeare's play Macbeth coming to the Majestic Theater when the 25 year run of The Phantom Of the Opera comes to a close in January.

The Three Witches, or "Weird Sisters" get a modern sexy makeover but still maintain their sinister and supernatural origins.

Shakespeare's witches were prophets tempting Macbeth with power and glory predicting his rise to King. Macbeth follows the advice of the sisters and assumes the throne.

Webber will adopt a modern political climate based in London, England as the sisters appear to the royal heir second son, currently third in line to the throne behind his older brother and his father. The sisters foretell his future in two fold, one where he never reaches the throne and an alternative future shows him as King of England. The sisters claim all this comes to pass in less than three years and starts with the Queen's burial.

Double, double, toil and trouble...

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I Think She Is Flirting With Me

If you have the good fortune to be in Gatlinburg, Tennessee this October, make sure you spare some time to be on the Parkway Friday and Saturday evenings. Head on down to Ripley's Haunted Adventure and say hello to Stumpy. She's the gal hanging out in front of the haunt.

I got to talking with her and asked a favor, a shout out. She came through, literally. Thank you.

And make sure you go through the haunted house, it's certainly worth the wait, and the money.

Happy Halloween

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Zombie Fortress #1 - 2012

Zombie Safe House

October is Zombie Apocalypse preparedness month and the Grassy Knoll Institute is actively exploring several options available to survive when the outbreak occurs. To survive, your fortress must afford you the ability to come and go but have peace of mind that the Zombie horde cannot penetrate. Of course, we are using the original George Romero movie, Night Of the Living Dead type Zombies as our template.

Our first offering is an abandoned missile silo site. Please inspect the photo’s below to expose any weaknesses in this fortress and thought process. We will let you know in the comments before the outbreak does occur. We promise!

Is this a good choice for a Zombie fortress or are there better options out there. Remember, the outbreak can happen at any moment. In fact, it could already be in process right now. (I hope you are not at home sitting in the dark all alone right now.)

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Vote Zombie For President 2012

How So True

The Presidential election is just a few weeks away and our vote will determine the course of our country for the next four years. For all those frustrated with President Obama and those afraid of endorsing Romney, there is another choice. The Zombie choice. Use your brain this election while we still having a fighting chance against the invading horde of political brain dead cadavers spewing their ineffective programs and tax breaks.

Download this sign and get it in your front yards, car windows, office doors to show the disgust you have for our political choices this year.

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Halloween Costume Contest 2012

Sexiest Spiderwoman Costume Ever

Welcome Grassy Knoll Institute surfers to the 2012 Halloween Dark Zone “Best Halloween Costume” contest. For 2012, we added several new categories including Sexiest Super Girl, Sexiest Super hero, Best Body Paint Art, Best Lady Joker, Sexiest Nurse, Sci-Fi, and of course the General Halloween costume. Check back daily to see the updates.

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Welcome To Halloween Melons 2012

Frost On The Pumpkins

The state and county fairs are over and this morning there was a little frost on the pumpkins signaling Halloween melon harvest season. This year the Grassy Knoll Institute has plenty of blue ribbon winners. We won in every category including the sexy melon, nude melon, juicy melons, best firmness, and of course tastiest melons. Sit back and enjoy as we display proudly our more than 12 ribbons and awards.

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Dusting Off The Halloween Dark Zone 2012

Tidying Up For Halloween

Excuse the dust here at the Grassy Knoll Institute blog. The last several months activity here was almost at a stand still. Today, all that has changed. Our cleaning crew are on their hands and knee's working double time preparing for the Halloween season.

The Halloween Dark Zone has plenty of tricks and treats for you this October. We are chock full of some very sexy Halloween sirens, outlandish adult Halloween costumes, real ghost stories, wild video’s, scary demons, big ripe melons, haunted house tips, urban legends, and our own special blend of all things Halloween. Check back daily as we will be updating continuously throughout the month of October.

Halloween Tip #1: If Amanda Bynes offers to give you a lift to the next neighborhood to continue your trick or treating, make like Forest Gump.

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Sexy Models In Adult Halloween Costumes - 2011

Every year I travel to the Halloween And Party Show. This year the show was in Houston, Texas. In past years, there was always an abundance of beautiful and sexy models wearing outlandish adult Halloween costumes. Houston would take the sexy to new heights as the models wore the newest, sexiest adult Halloween costumes. Enjoy the pics.




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