Where The Hell Did I Dine

I find myself out and about daily. I encounter many a places. Some, however, I cannot put into place. This is where you, the reader of the Grassy Knoll Institute, can assist me. (We can discuss payment at a later time and day) But for now.....

First question: Where the Hell did I dine?

Second Question: Where the Hell is this place?

Third Question: How the Hell did the logo get placed on this suspicious tower?

Leave your answers in the comment section....

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Where The Hell Is This Place

Just Where The Hell Is This

Every now and then in my search for the truth I find myself unaware of the surroundings I encounter. Sometimes it makes me wonder, Just Where The Hell Am I. In times like these I need your help. Please click on the links below, view the picture and story and help me find out where I am and what this item is.

Where The Hell Did I Dine 01/30/2020


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To Occupy Your Time

A simple question, to occupy your time:

What does Colin Kaepernick and Chick-Fil-A have in common?

Neither of them works on Sundays....

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Happy Halloween 2019

Once again, another fantastic Halloween season. I want to thank everyone who logged in and viewed the Halloween Dark Zone of the Grassy Knoll Institute. I know it is not as crazy as in previous years but I am still having fun. And hopefully so are you.  

As I have printed in the past, I am staying put right here. I am not leaving. I am staying here until I am the last blog in the universe. 

Happy Halloween to everyone once again. Thank you for viewing and commenting and I will see you all next year.

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Egypt Burial Chamber Located

Breaking News....

Famous Egyptologist Doctor Zahi Hawass announced today that a burial chamber has been discovered underneath the great Sphinx located on the Giza Plateau, just adjacent to the great pyramids of Egypt. Doctor Hawass noted that beneath the left paw of the Sphinx lies none other than the burial chamber of Antony and Cleopatra.

Hawass announced that once crews create a large enough pass, video and HD quality pictures will be displayed for all the world to see.

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Freddy krueger Is A True Nightmare

Even after the Halloween season has passed,  

Freddy isn't dead....Yet

One, two, Freddy's coming for you
Three, four, better lock your door
Five, six, grab your crucifix
Seven, eight, gonna stay up late
Nine, ten, never sleep again.

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Billie Lourd Halloween Sexy Siren

Star Wars Sexy Siren Billie Lourd is Halloween's winner for sexiest siren. Billie is not only in the previous Star Wars movie but also in the latest Star Wars film coming out late December.

However, Ms. Lourd is crowned Sexy Siren for her role on the series, American Horror Story. This season it is titled, AHS 1984.

I encourage you to watch the series and the previous 8 seasons. It will be worth it.

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Best Halloween Tongue Tattoo

Elle Fanning is the winner of the 2019 Best Halloween Tongue Tattoo.
Here we see Ms. Fanning proudly displaying the LOTGK logo for all Halloween fans to enjoy.
Thank you and you are welcome.

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Best Halloween Melons Of 2019

For certain, competition for BEST HALLOWEEN MELONS 2019 was solid. Thousands upon thousands of contestants entered the contest. Alas, we here at the Grassy Knoll Institute only have one winner.
May we introduce you to Sara Underwood, winner of the Best Halloween Melons of 2019

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Its Showtime Halloween 2019

It's Showtime Bitches.

This Halloween season the Grassy Knoll Institute had a difficult time securing a Ghost Host. Many guests were interviewed. Many guests were turned down. Until we asked Beetlejuice what his qualifications were....

His reply...
Ahh, Well... I attended Juillard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK??? You think I'm qualified?

Yes, the Grassy Knoll Institute believes Beetlejuice is qualified. After all, he's the ghost with the most...
Qualified enough to host the 2019 Halloween Dark Zone main event.

This year, we have a bevy of sexy Halloween sirens. Many outlandish adult Halloween costumes. Real ghost stories. Wild haunted video from Halloween conventions. Demons from Hell. Big ripe Halloween melons. Haunted house tips, urban legends, and our own special blend of all things Halloween. Check back daily as we will be updating continuously throughout the month of October.


Happy Halloween

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