Beware, when zombies smile, they like what they see, and eat what they see.
Happy Halloween
10/13/2016
Beware When Zombies Smile
Beware, when zombies smile, they like what they see, and eat what they see.
Happy Halloween
10/10/2016
Not In Kansas Anymore
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| And Your Little Dog Too |
Happy Halloween
10/07/2016
Most Bloodcurdling Fact About Halloween 2016
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Of all things evil this Halloween season, none are more bloodcurdling than the two candidates above. One of these two clowns will be the Commander in chief of the most powerful nation in the world. We are all in grave danger.
Happy Halloween
10/05/2016
Zombie Apocalypse Potential Cure
Supersize That Please!
In an attempt to curb the relentless attacks from walking dead zombies craving to eat your brain, the McDonalds fast food corporation has ingeniuously added a new value meal to its menu.The McZombie Happy Meal.
Bon Appetit
Happy Halloween
LURKING, IN THE SHADOWS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
10/04/2016
Killer Clowns Epidemic Sweeping The Nation
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| Killer Clown Epidemic Sweeping The Nation |
This is a serious message, we are not
On social media, several clown accounts are warning school districts to either blow up the school or thinly veiled explanations stating that the children will be sorry going to school next week.
Personal harassment and violence has also occurred. Some report that clowns have come out of nowhere on busy street corners and harass and threaten motorists stopped at red lights.
Some reports describe personal attacks at home or in secluded area's. Clowns approach said victim and attempt to strangle or use a knife to inflict fear and harm.
Alas, there have been frequent false reports of clowns chasing teens with knives threatening death and violence. Many have turned out to an elaborate hoax. Many video's are making their way across social media lending credence to the building hysteria of killer clown attacks.
This brings us to one frightful evening fast approaching. October 31st. Halloween evening. The night millions of children go house to house in their neighborhoods yelling out "Trick or treat" and beg for candy. In this day and age, parents walk alongside sidewalks keeping a watchful eye on their children as they trick or treat. Many parents dress up in costumes to join in the Halloween spirit.
This is a perfect setting for these so-called Killer Clowns. Walking the streets during Halloween blending in with the rest of the people. I implore every parent and guardian, please do not dress as a clown for Halloween. Secondly, be vigilant for any suspicious activity from other adults walking on the street, costumed or not. And thirdly, if a clown is spotted, collect your children and warn others of the possible danger and call 911 to report the incident.
Happy Halloween
10/03/2016
Best Zombie Costume - Fork It Over
Fork You Zombie Apocalypse!
So what do we have here. Two sexy women out for a night on the town dressed as zombies. Face makeup is top notch. The neck wounds gaping and oozing. But seriously, stick a fork in it, this contest is over with the imagination and humor these two bring to the contest.Happy Halloween
10/01/2016
Must Be The Season Of The Witch
Many sights to see,
And when I look in my window,
So many different people to be.
That it's strange, so strange,
You've got to pick up every stitch,
You've got to pick up every stitch,
You've got to pick up every stitch,
Mmnn, must be the season of the witch,
Must be the season of the witch, yeah,
Must be the season of the witch.
(Lyrics and song by Donovan)
The Dark Zone Returneths.... With nasty big pointy teeth.
It's October 2016 and that means not only have the tree leaves fallen and changed colors but also signals that Halloween is right around the corner. The Dark Zone has plenty of tricks and treats for you this October guaranteed to scare the Helloween out of you. And here is your first fright. In just over a month, the most powerful nation in the world, The United States Of America will have either Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton as Commander In Chief. There is nothing more scarier than that. Good Night. Pleaseant dreams!
However, until that fateful November election day, please check back here at the Dark Zone for updates throughout the month on everything pertaining to Halloween including sexy costumes, huge melons, ghost stories, haunted house critiques, urban legends, and our own special blend of Halloween humor.
Halloween Fact #1: The Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton costume will be the #1 and #2 Halloween costume this year.
Happy Halloween
9/28/2016
Stranger Things Have Happened To Natalia Dyer
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| Stranger Things Have Happened To Natalia Dyer |
Natalia will return for Season Two of stranger Things on Netflix in 2017.
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