10/04/2016

Killer Clowns Epidemic Sweeping The Nation

Killer Clown Epidemic Sweeping The Nation
The Grassy Knoll Institute interrupts our regularly scheduled Halloween Dark Zone programming for a very important message.

This is a serious message, we are not clowning fooling around. This time. Reports are coming in from over a dozen states of clowns harassing citizens with threats of violence and death.

On social media, several clown accounts are warning school districts to either blow up the school or thinly veiled explanations stating that the children will be sorry going to school next week.

Personal harassment and violence has also occurred. Some report that clowns have come out of nowhere on busy street corners and harass and threaten motorists stopped at red lights.

Some reports describe personal attacks at home or in secluded area's. Clowns approach said victim and attempt to strangle or use a knife to inflict fear and harm.

Alas, there have been frequent false reports of clowns chasing teens with knives threatening death and violence. Many have turned out to an elaborate hoax. Many video's are making their way across social media lending credence to the building hysteria of killer clown attacks.

This brings us to one frightful evening fast approaching. October 31st. Halloween evening. The night millions of children go house to house in their neighborhoods yelling out "Trick or treat" and beg for candy. In this day and age, parents walk alongside sidewalks keeping a watchful eye on their children as they trick or treat. Many parents dress up in costumes to join in the Halloween spirit.

This is a perfect setting for these so-called Killer Clowns. Walking the streets during Halloween blending in with the rest of the people. I implore every parent and guardian, please do not dress as a clown for Halloween. Secondly, be vigilant for any suspicious activity from other adults walking on the street, costumed or not. And thirdly, if a clown is spotted, collect your children and warn others of the possible danger and call 911 to report the incident.


Happy Halloween

LURKING, IN THE SHADOWS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

16 comments:

  1. I heard about this, i bet its a hoax, some one trying to make money on it.

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    1. I was also a bit skeptical but when it happened in my own neighborhood, this epidemic is real. Be cautious.

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  2. I'm with the evil guy, I think its a hoax, some publicity stunt for halloween or hollywood movie.

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    1. I hope you are correct Gumby, but reputable news sources have reported multiple sightings and incidents.

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  3. This is for real sheeple. Prepare.

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    1. It is not the Rapture Anti-guy, just some asshats dressed as clowns.

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    2. Ohhh, the Rapture is coming, and it will be bloody. Soul harvesting at its finest.

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    3. If Donald Trump gets elected, you may just have something there.

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  4. It may well have started out as a hoax. But seem like low lives and Bad Guys are making it real and scaring a lot of people. That part looks too serious to dismiss!

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    1. Agreed. I see several video's that certainly look fake. But then some reports, even one in my town, Canfield, Ohio, has reports of clowns harassing people at red lights on Route 46.

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  5. Soon one of these confrontations are going to end up bad. Someone or some clown is going to be beaten or shot.

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    1. Agreed. I can see it happening soon. A clown is going to get his / her clock cleaned.

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  6. The clown hysteria has quieted down. Were you wrong?

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  7. Its gonna happen, a clown will get shot or beat to death this Halloween.

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    1. Sadly, I agree with you. I wouldn't be surprised if cities passed some sort of law not allowing clown costumes be worn this Halloween season.

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