10/01/2016

Must Be The Season Of The Witch

When I look out my window, 
Many sights to see, 
And when I look in my window, 
So many different people to be.
That it's strange, so strange, 
You've got to pick up every stitch,
You've got to pick up every stitch,
You've got to pick up every stitch, 
Mmnn, must be the season of the witch, 
Must be the season of the witch, yeah, 
Must be the season of the witch.
(Lyrics and song by Donovan)

The Dark Zone Returneths.... With nasty big pointy teeth.
It's October 2016 and that means not only have the tree leaves fallen and changed colors but also signals that Halloween is right around the corner. The Dark Zone has plenty of tricks and treats for you this October guaranteed to scare the Helloween out of you. And here is your first fright. In just over a month, the most powerful nation in the world, The United States Of America will have either Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton as Commander In Chief. There is nothing more scarier than that. Good Night. Pleaseant dreams!

However, until that fateful November election day, please check back here at the Dark Zone for updates throughout the month on everything pertaining to Halloween including sexy costumes, huge melons, ghost stories, haunted house critiques, urban legends, and our own special blend of Halloween humor.  

Halloween Fact #1: The Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton costume will be the #1 and #2 Halloween costume this year.  


Happy Halloween

LURKING, IN THE SHADOWS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

20 comments:

  1. Nice pumpkins, and I'm pumped for the Halloween season.

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    1. You bet Gumby, its been several years but the Dark Zone is back.

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  2. You're back with a Monty Python line for Halloween. Good to see you back

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    1. What, did you think I would, "Run away, run away."

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  3. Tell me a ghost story I never heard before.

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    1. Why did the ghost cross the road?
      to get to the other side....
      Get it?

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    2. So bad that it might just qualify as good. Good to have you back here Jeeps!

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    3. It was the best i could do on short notice. And yes, it is good to be back. And thank you for returning and commenting.

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  4. The dark zone is resurected. Horay.

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    1. I need an old priest and a young priest.

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  5. Dark hair, blue eyes, ample melons, cant get any better.

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    1. Its only the first day Lep, stay tuned.

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  6. I'm back bitches and bastards. I am currently possessing Donald Trump and I will win this election. Nice Pumpkins.

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    1. Possessing Trump, that explains a lot. Now, what about Hillary? What is her excuse?

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    2. Well you can keep him. But you may want to check his true worth. You just might be contributing to the delinquency of a scam artist.

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    3. Agreed. Trump has gone bankrupt several times. I don't want him running our economy.

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  7. I get it, Nice pumpkins.

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    1. It is Halloween season after all.

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  8. still waiting for the gif pic for the girl to lift her shirt and show us her pumpkins.

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    1. Visit every day, it will happen, promise, would I lie?

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