Why So Serious Pussy

Why So Serious?

Our male cat Storm notified us that he will indeed be dressing up for Halloween this year so he too can participate in trick or treat ritual. He is hoping for plenty of cat nip treats to bolster his already large cache. 

Storm announced that he will be dressing up as the Joker Cat, from the Batman movie series. I didn't want to ask him how he got his scars.

Happy Halloween

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Burger King Bites

Just A Nip

Just the other day I was driving through Ripley,West Virginia and found myself low on gas and hungry. Needing to press on and get back on the road, I foolhardily stopped at the local Burger King that was just off the Route 77 highway. I have not eaten at Burger King in over four years. I now remember the reason.

I go to the counter and order a hamburger and fry to go. About five minutes later, my order number was called and my order was handed to me. There was absolutely no interaction at all. The employee simply held out the bag until I walked over and took it out of her hand. She (The Burger King employee) said nothing like, Thank you, Have a nice day, Thank you for eating at Burger King, she just simply held the bag out over the counter.

I opened the bag to find this pathetic example of a hamburger. What the Hell, did someone take a bite out of my hamburger before they wrapped it up. It certainly looks like someone did. 

Anyway, the hamburger was dry, small, had a bite taken out of it, and was devoid of taste. The bun was soggy and flat. The cost of this single hamburger was $1.78 not including the fries. The fries were adequate, standard fare fast food fries except these were salted several times to much.

The Grassy Knoll Diner scores 0 out of 5 shots and will never visit Burger King again and DOES NOT recommend Burger King for lunch or dinner.

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Bob Evans - Bacon Omelette - Take Out

Got To Break A Few Eggs

Sunday morning, the Lead Scientist of the Grassy Knoll Institute surprised us with breakfast take out from the local Bob Evans restaurant in Boardman, Ohio.

My order was a Bacon omelette ala carte. No hash browns, or toast, just the omelette.
The omelette was quite large, cooked well, with plenty of bacon sprinkled on the outside and plenty inside. It was topped with a light coating of cheese.

The take out container was a little above standard fare, a sturdy plastic container that didn't smash the food beyond recognition.
The omelette was hot, fresh, and with a little pepper for flavoring was very good tasting.

The Grassy Knoll Diner awards 4 out of 5 shots and recommends Bob Evans for breakfast.

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Coke Zero Taste Test

Coke Zero Point Of Purchase At Its Best

Pay No Attention To The Sexy Blond Model Wearing Nothing But The Coca-Cola Zero Logo In Body Paint

Coca-cola has introduced yet another diet soda product to their long list of soft drinks. Coke Zero, being a diet soda, has zero calories, (Hence the name) zero total fat, zero total carbs, zero protein, zero sugar, and 40 mg of sodium which is 2% daily intake. I will hazard a guess and say that most diet soda's claim the same low calorie intake. But Coke Zero separates itself from all the others for one reason.

Taste!

I have tried many diet pops in my time and all of them left me not wanting for more. The only diet pop that is tolerable is Diet Dr. Pepper. (I ordered a Dr. Diet Pepper at a restaurant once and my son and wife almost fell over laughing at my mistake) All the other ones have such a bitter taste and a nasty after taste. I think these diet pops can be used as diesel fuel in a pinch.

Coke Zero however, as the commercials tout, it does taste a hell of a lot like Cokes flag ship brand cola, Coca-Cola Classic. Now hold on a minute! I didn't say it tasted exactly like Classic, but very close.

I was truly skeptical and I had to find out for myself if the Coke commercials were lying or not. I went to the local gas station, fueled up and went inside and purchased a 20 ounce size plastic bottle of Coke Zero. The cost was 99 cents, right in line with Classic, same price. (I mention this for a few years back, Coca-Cola introduced Coke C2, half the calorie soda but 50% more in cost. A 20 ounce bottle was $1.49 compared to 99 cents.)

Zero On Ice

I took the bottle of Coke Zero home and placed it in the fridge to get it ice cold. (Nothing better than an ice cold pop) A couple hours later, it was time to test the new Coke Zero.

I twisted the cap off and it fizzled just like Coke Classic which was a good sign. Then I went for it and took a big guzzle. Zero had that full bodied taste that did not disappoint. If I didn't already know, I would swear it wasn't a diet soda. After taste? Forgetaboutit! Absolutely none.  The first sip left me wanting more. I savored the rest of the bottle and each sip was as good as the last.

Coke Zero is the best diet soda on the market today and the Grassy Knoll Diner awards 5 out of 5 shots and highly recommends Coca-Cola Zero for a refreshing thirst quencher.

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Where Have All The Pumpkin Stealers Gone

Years ago when I was young, there was an art for stealing pumpkins on Halloween night. No pumpkin was safe from our Halloween gang. The bigger and more difficult pumpkins, the more motivated we became to free them from their perch. We would then smash the living daylights out of the pumpkins on the side walks and streets. (It's just how we rolled)

Some pumpkin owners would put up a fairly good fight to keep their pumpkins on their porches by aggressively guarding their property and some owners even pursuing us on foot. (Like they had a chance of running us down)

Alas, today, in my neighborhood, pumpkins are safe from kids stealing them. Last year I did not see one smashed pumpkin on the side walk or street. (What the Hell is wrong with kids these days!)


Happy Halloween

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California Pizza - Bacon Pizza

California Dreaming - On Such A Winters Day

While the Mirage Hotel And Casino in Las Vegas has fabulous restaurants for fine dining, it also has the California Pizza restaurant. Don't get me wrong, California Pizza is a fine establishment, with a great menu including some top shelf pizza's, but instead of having the ambiance of Stack Restaurant, it has the feel of a quaint little pizza shop where you can order your favorite pizza and toppings.

We waited in line for roughly 10 minutes, which really isn't bad at all, and were seated and greeted by a friendly waitress. Water and plates were brought to the table in minutes. The waitress took our order and said she would be right back with our drinks.

I ordered the personal 10 inch size pizza with bacon as a topping. Twenty minutes later, it was brought to the table.

The pizza was cooked very well, all the slices were completely cut, (I so hate when pizza shops cannot cut the pizza correctly, missing parts of the crust or not cutting all the way through causing a mess) and the bacon topping was adequate, not generous, but adequate. BTW, the bacon topping was cooked well, not fatty like other pizza shops do.

The pizza tasted good, was of course hot, just came from the oven, and the price was adequate, $15 dollars not including tip.

The Grassy Knoll Diner awards 3 shots out of 5 and recommends California Pizza at the Mirage Hotel for lunch and or dinner.

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Aintgotno said

1. June 9, 2008 at 8:54 pm e
   i want one NOW
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Ben said

1. June 10, 2008 at 1:03 am e
   I want to open a pizza place that does NOT skimp on toppings for a change. I want thin crust and thick toppings and that is so hard to find.
   15$ for a personal pizza seems a little steep, is that standard or Vegas pricing?
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LOTGK said

1. June 10, 2008 at 8:23 am e
   Ben, at the Mirage, it’s pretty standard. A little pricey, as are all the hotel restaurants there.
   There was a time in Las Vegas, (And I’m showing my age now) that food was cheap there. I remember steak and eggs for $1.99 at the San Remo hotel (Now Hooters Casino and Restaurant) and the steak was good, not some cheap grade C left overs.
   Alas, I also remember the Tropicana Hotel as being nice.
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Gumby said

1. June 10, 2008 at 1:25 pm e
   Looks sparse. Not nearly enough for the price. But when in Rome.
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NegativePlus1 said

1. June 11, 2008 at 12:18 pm e
   That pizza looks small. 15 bucks is too much for that size pizza. You got ripped off man.
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Valdunagan said

1. June 11, 2008 at 11:33 pm e
   What Pat didn’t tell you is that with the cost of the pizza, three showgirls from the Love Theater were there to entertain him and his party until dinner was finished.
   Not including tips. LMFAO
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DataKing said

1. June 14, 2008 at 12:00 am e
   Tips, or tits? Certainly predicates the size of the gratuity.
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LOTGK said

1. June 14, 2008 at 11:25 pm e
   Ixnay on the showgirlsnay.
   Very good points DKing.
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Max Jackl said

1. June 16, 2008 at 2:36 pm e
   Vegas has to pay for the silicone some how.
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Most Popular Trick Or Treat House to Visit

Way back when about forty years or so when I was a young lad, the neighborhood kids knew all the best houses to go to for trick or treating. Some houses would give out crappy candy or worse, red apples. We would pass these houses by to save time and not slow us down collecting free candy. Some houses however, well, they passed premium candy bars. Sometimes they would give you two pieces of candy.

Flash forward 40 plus years to present time. The kids still know where to go to get the best loot. For this Halloween, Candy and Trixie's house will certainly be the most visited house for tricks and treats.

Happy Halloween

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Moore's Tavern - Cheeseburger Take Out

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