8/16/2008
Big Foot Update
Big Foot is back in the news as a tandem of Big Foot hunters happened upon a dead carcass in the woods of Georgia. They claim the carcass is the mythical half man, half ape beast that has eluded them for many years.
A press conference held Friday in Palo Alto revealed the DNA test results from the creature and failed to prove Big Foot was captured. The DNA samples came from human origin and the other from an opossum.
Of course, this was a hoax, some sort of conspiracy to that will assuredly introduce some sort of product or other news not connected to the Bigfoot sighting. Viral advertising at it's best.
In the meantime, Big Foot is still on the loose. The photo above was taken just two days ago by a team of Grassy Knoll Institute Bigfoot hunters. As the photo suggests, Bigfoot was startled at the flood lights as they quickly illuminated the thick night woods of Mill Creek Park in Youngstown, Ohio.
Alas, the beast made a quick getaway into the woods running at an amazing rate of speed. The hunt is still on and the Grassy Knoll Institute vows not to rest until this creature is found and captured.
8/14/2008
Stage Deli - New York Style Cherry Cheesecake
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| Stage Deli New York Style Cherry Cheesecake |
When entering the Stage Deli, the cheesecakes are enclosed in a glass showcase. There are many different types of cheesecakes available. I chose the cherry cheesecake.
I must say, it was fantastic. The texture was smooth, creamy and tasted fantastic. Service at the Stage Deli is second to none. Very fast, courteous, and professional. The price was about 10 bucks without tip.
The Grassy Knoll Diner scores 5 out of 5 shots for Stage Deli Cherry Cheesecake and recommends them for dessert.
LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
Sunset Tan Olly Girls Logo
Trust me, the LOTGK logo is there
The Olly girls (Holly and Molly Olly) are fighting to get their jobs back on Sunset Tan, a reality TV program involving beautiful women working at a tanning salon. A couple of strategic tattoos around the nether region couldn't hurt right. Let's face it, they are the stars of the reality show, and this is one clever ploy to boost ratings higher than their implants.
God Bless America!
LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
8/08/2008
Jays Restaurant - Fairfax, Virginia - Chicken Perhaps
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| Ain't No Body In The Joint |
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| Chicken Strips Appetizer |
Several minutes later, he returned with my Coke and asked if I was ready to order. I ordered the chicken wedges as an appetizer and stuffed chicken as my main course with mashed potatoes.
So far, so good. I noticed that there was still no one in the restaurant. The waiter went into the kitchen and I believe he was also the cook for the evening. In about 10 minutes, he returned with my chicken wedges and a refill of Coke. (He was the cook, I could smell the kitchen grease on him)
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| Mystery Dish - I Think It Was Chicken |
He explained that it was Jay's way of making stuffed chicken breast. I asked where was the breast for all I see are chicken parts and pieces. He said the breast was chopped up and mixed in with the stuffing. (And the fucking cheese sauce)
Some things don't go together. One example is cranberries and cold milk. Jay's stuffed chicken breast ingredients is another. From what I could make of it, there were chicken parts, cheese sauce, broccoli, stuffing, some type of brown chips, (Could have been bacon) and gravy. Broccoli and mashed potatoes were on the side.
I told the waiter, server, cook, cashier, whatever, that this was unacceptable and that it was not stuffed chicken breast and snapped this photo as I spoke to him. I told him I was dissatisfied with the meal and said I would pay only for the Coke and the chicken wedges I had ordered.
The waiter said he would make me anything else on the menu on the house. I declined and promptly paid for the portion of my bill and did leave a 15% tip. I usually leave much more for good service and good food, but this was substandard.
The Grassy Knoll Diner scores 0 out of 5 shots and does not recommend Jay's Place in Fairfax, Virginia for dinner.
LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
Responses to “Jays Restaurant Fairfax, Virginia”
Thought Screen Helmet Disguise
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| Thought Screen Helmet Disguise |
The thought screen helmet wig fits snugly over the thought screen helmet enabling the wearer to carry on with daily activities without having to withstand verbal abuse and snickers aimed at you for wearing a helmet out in public.
Wigs come in gray, black, brown, red, and blond.
LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
8/06/2008
An Exact Moment In Kennedy History
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| An Exact Moment In Time |
At this exact moment, Richard Nixon was thinking, (Someday, I’m going to blow his motherfucking head off.)
And the rest is history…. Or conspiracy.
7 Responses to “Exact Moment In History”
- August 6, 2008 at 12:09 pm e
Anti-Christ said
This may be your best caption ever. - August 6, 2008 at 12:20 pm e
Gumby said
LMFAO!
I bet he was thinking that. Kennedy was kicking his ass and the camera kept showing Nixon all sweaty and nervous. - August 6, 2008 at 12:39 pm e
Max Jackl said
And kill his brother Bobby as well. - August 6, 2008 at 1:31 pm e
SIGHTER said
MARVELOUS! SIMPLY MARVELOUS. GLAD I RETURNED. -
August 6, 2008 at 11:44 pm eReturned? From where?
- August 8, 2008 at 9:36 am e
Gumby said
From the perch on the grassy knoll. Thats where. -
August 9, 2008 at 8:56 pm eMISSION ACCOMPLISHED
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