Showing posts with label telepathy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label telepathy. Show all posts

12/17/2007

When You Stop Wearing Thought Screen Helmets

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Do Not Remove Your Thought Screen Helmet
You should know by now wearing a thought screen helmet lined with velostat prevents an evil alien race from telepathically controlling your mind. However, if you are feeling safe and are considering removing your helmet, look what happens when you do remove your thought screen helmet? Jesse, Wylene, and Ernie found out the hard way.



LURKING, TIGHTENING MY HELMET, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

10/08/2007

Rod Stewart Wears Thought Screen Helmet

Rod Stewart Fights Alien Abductions By Wearing Thought Screen Helmet

English rocker Rod Stewart is convinced that aliens are contacting him and possibly controlling his very life and his lyrics are proof in the pudding.

The Grassy Knoll Institute offers the tune, 'Do Ya Think I'm Sexy', one of Rod's major hits in the 1970's as proof. Did Stewart compose this song to secretly warn humanity that aliens are controlling humans and that the thought screen helmet is the only defense. You be the judge.


Sugar, sugarShe sits alone waiting for suggestions
He's so nervous avoiding all the questions
His lips are dry, her heart is gently pounding
Don't you just know exactly what they're thinking
If you want my body and you think I'm sexy
come on sugar let me know.
If you really need me just reach out and touch me
come on honey tell me so
Tell me so baby



LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL