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| Alien Sexual Relations |
Oral Is Totally Out Of The Question
Dick and Jane have a problem. Both of them have been targeted by an evil race of aliens attempting to control their minds through telepathy. Hence, they must wear thought screen helmets 24 hours a day 7 days a week, the only device known to mankind to prevent alien abduction.
This puts a serious damper on their sex lives.
LURKING, OH THE HUMANITY, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
