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3/31/2005
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Its Clobbering Time
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| Its Clobbering Time |
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Burger King Enormous Sandwich Kills 72
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| BK Breakfast Sandwich |
Tragedy struck at Burger King restaurants around the nation today as 72 people who lined up and waited to try the sandwich, died from massive heart failure immediately after consuming the sandwich.
Burger Kings new sandwich has 730 calories and 47 grams of fat. It consists of two scrambled eggs, two pieces of bacon, a six inch sausage patty, two pieces of cheese, and white enriched bun.
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Modblogs Bitzkys Secret Revealed
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| Moomin Got Tongue |
A Moomin's life indeed. Hiding behind that mild mannered demeanor hides a secret.
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Benthere And Hubby Revealed
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| Modblog Benthere |
After months of intensive investigating, the Grassy Knoll Institute offers this PHOTO of the famous Canadian woman extradinaire Benthere and her reclusive husband. Enjoy.
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Clay Aiken Lands FOX Sitcom
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| The Clay Aiken Bunch |
The shocker is: Simon Cowell announced his resignation from Idol to join Aiken on the sitcom. Rumor has it Simon will revise the role of Alice, the wise cracking maid.
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Ted Kennedy Forms Car Pool
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| Ted Kennedy Car Pool |
Teddy can't figure out why there are no takers for his program.
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History Goddess Located
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| History Goddess Located |
Modblogs Own Resident History Goddess, Heidi, who left the community several weeks ago for a sabbatical has resurfaced. The Grassy Knoll Institute was able to obtain this exclusive photo of Heidi at work in her uniform. Learning has never been so stimulating.....
She looks a lot like Paris Hilton doesn't she?
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President Bush Pisses Off Canada
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| President George Bush Pissed At Canada |
BRUSSELS (Reuters) - The European Union and Canada will slap an extra 15-percent duty on a range of U.S. agricultural and other exports in a dispute over payments to U.S. companies that Washington says were hurt by dumping, EU and Canadian officials said on Thursday.
George W. Bush simply had this to say......
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Michael Jackson Case Takes Turn For The Worse
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| Michael jackson Case Takes Turn For The Worse |
Hollywood, California: As the Jackson case gets into the meat of evidence, Jacksons team of lawyers brought in outstanding character witnesses to testify to help bolster the case.
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Michael Jackson Neverland Ranch For Sale
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| Michael Jackson Neverland Rance Property Up For Sale |
Michael Jackson Puts Neverland Ranch Up For Sale
In a desperate attempt to raise money for his escalating legal fee's, Michael Jackson has put his beloved Neverland Ranch up for sale. His extravagant lifestyle has left him all but broke and with the high priced lawyers he is retaining sucking him dry, (A sort of reversal) he must begin liquidating his assets.
And he had so many fondle memories there.
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